Why you think poop is funny

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42 Comments on "Why you think poop is funny"

log_blogger's picture
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It's funny to see people react viscerally to poop. If you find a button keep pushing it.

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Jobber's picture
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I DON'T think Poo is funny. Interesting yes, exciting sometimes, arousing often, occasionally if diarrhea or loose and mushy it can be disgusting, but NOT "Funny".

Alan Unglis's picture
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I'm not sure that poop is funny. It can be very serious or very annoying when it gets stuck either in rectum or in toilet bowl. It is also a pleasure giver at that moment when it passes the pucker hole but that's hardly funny; fun yes but funny?

Well ok here is the one and only poop joke I know: What did the constipated accountant do? He worked it out with a pencil in the end.

Not funny? Exactly my point :-)

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I agree with Alan, it can be funny and it can be serious.

Mainly though...... everyone has this shamefulnes about it and EVERYONE DOES IT... So for me, I choose the rebellous answer just to annoy all the shameful shitters out there. Why not! Good thing there isn't a site like PeeReport.com or I would spend the other half of my time reading and telling pee stories...

If there is such a site, don't tell me!!

Have a Crappy day!! Poop Shooter!

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Pooping is part of the human condition, and it is a part that people can control less than any other. To some extent, we can control what, where, when and how we eat.

But pooping is something that is less predictable, creating many circumstances that are, for lack of a better word, spontaneous. Our reactions to those circumstances can go either way. We can grouse and bitch and moan and try to hide, or we can buck up, and do our doodie with a resigned smile.

We can see the humor in this great equalizer and go from there. That is great attraction of PoopReport, and why I chose the last option.

Pulling My Pants Down For Peace, Plop and Posterity!

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I chose the "Poopreport is the best website" option because if you read the site, it summarizes exactly why I think poop is funny.

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Agreed, Di, agreed.

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No one should have to answer this question.

Poop is funny. It looks funny, smells funny, even the word itself is funny. It's funny forwards, equally funny backwards, heck, turn it up-side-down and it spells "boob;" a first rate funny word in its own right.

Crack kills

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That is, if you flip it over "cow tippin' style."

Crack kills

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Poop, poop, the marvelous goop,
It's always around, never out of the loop,
We can do it alone, sometimes in a group,
It can be very solid or even a soup,
Or something between them, so what's the big whoop?

Poop, poop, we squat and we stoop,
And we sit on the pot and we sag and we droop,
While our pets keep us wieldin' the ole pooperscoop,
There's a lot left to say, always somethin' to scoop,
When you're here on PR and the subject is poop.

THE (REAR) END

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I picked the "stuck-up" option because I have always hated prudes and people with no sense of humor. It was a toss-up between this and "because I'm not supposed to think it's funny". My parents never figured out why I would make bathroom jokes more when they got all stern and stuck their finger in my face. Their faces were more hilarious than any bathroom joke.

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

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I don't think it's the poop itself that is funny, as much as it is the stories involving poop. Some are sad, some are happy, some are funny... it's all in the context.

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I love when i leave the stall and someone comes into the restroom following me, i just try not to laugh at their contorted face as i head for the hall and inevitably break out uproarously as i walk away from the bathroom

doniker's picture
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I didn't vote because I don't find poop "funny".

All the prediciments taking a dump can cause is the interest thing.

Poop itself is nasty and no fun at all.

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Beautiful poem Big Wiper!!

The poop we take
Can be good or bad
The poop we make
Can be happy or sad

Some poops are hard
Some poops are easy
At times they are like bars
At times they make you queasy.

Some time you wipe a lot
Some times you wipe a little
At times ya gotta clean the pot
And wipe up your piddle

So if ya gotta do a pooperson
Make haste to the privy
Find the closest Furguson
Drop your drawers and do your doodie

-see, poop is funny (or at least I think so)

Have a Crappy Day!! Poop Shooter!

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Ever since I discovered the power of wielding a stick with dog poop on the end of it, I have found poop to be amusing. I remember seeing a T-shirt, in the seventies, that had a picture of a frowning frog on it. The shirt said "I'M SO HAPPY I COULD SHIT!". I was in stitches for days.

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Fart Poopie's picture
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Don't mean to be offensive, but... Doniker, if you don't find poop funny, why do you regularly post on a Poop Humor website?

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To doniker, poop is not a matter of life and death--it is much, much more serious than that.

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SamDamnit, I like to see someone else who laughs hysterically about poop. I thought I was the only one.

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

Poop Shooter's picture
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Some of the best laughs I've ever had have stemmed from farting in public and some of the stores I read here. I do lead a boring life, and simple things amuse me.

Have a Crappy Day!! Poop Shooter!

Poop Shooter!

The Dumpster's picture
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PS, do you visit the forums? There's a whole section over there devoted to nothing but fart stories.

The Shit Volcano's picture
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And pee stories! Come have fun!

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

Poop Shooter's picture
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I just discovered them today. I'll take a gander and you'll have to read my idiotic posts there.

Have a Crappy Day!! Poop Shooter!

Poop Shooter!

The Shit Volcano's picture
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Poop Shooter, they can't be any stupider than mine. Enjoy!

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

Poop Shooter's picture
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thanks, I'll bet ya I can beat you. Of cource, I've ywt to get any minus points???


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The Dumpster's picture
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Don't taunt the Poo Gods, PS.

Poop Shooter's picture
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Oh Mighty Poo Gods, please grace me with your worthiness!!

I bow to the
Whilst I go pee
I shall not gloat
If I get your vote


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The Dumpster's picture
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"I bow to the"

Bow to the what, PS? Just curious.

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Bow to the Poo Gods..... UGH!


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The Dumpster's picture
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PS, did you post for a while as an unregistered user with the same name? I seem to remember seeing some older comments from a "Poop Shooter" or a "Poopshooter."

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I think sometimes poop itself can be funny (like when my grandm's dog ate crayons, and his poop came out in rainbow colors, and Grams almost had an apoplexy), but mostly I think it's the circumstances of poop that's hilarious, as opposed to the substance itself. Plus, I come here partly because it annoys the hell out of my husband, and I find that funny, too. So I guess I'm a cross between "because I'm not supposed to" and a "because it offends people".

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I have never posted as anything other than who I am now. I am proud and shameless. I did see something similar awhile back in the forums. Somebody had a neat little avatar denoting poop shooter, but I don't remember his/her actual name


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I always enjoyed poop humor my whole life.

Later, I found it more funny, simply because others were so secretive about it. Sometimes I felt like a spy when I heard something funny.

Gary's picture
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Its like Masturbation...everyone does it, but nobody talks about it.

Hans Offmeiwienie's picture
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Slim Jim, speak for yourself. As for me, I never touch myself "down there".

Actually, I merely direct the breeze from a fan at my ...er... member and moments later it's ... well, let's just say I could glaze a few donuts... rather excitable.... probably get a little less easily aroused once I'm out of my 40's, I suppose....]

[Slim Jim, this is between us, okay? Let's not have this become public, please.]

healthy 1's picture
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This poll is a not brainer. Who doesn't know that PR is the best damn website on the planet.

Also the fact that stuck up prudes, that are so repulsed by poop, that they might pass out if the see a tiny turdlet, make it even funnier.
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I think poop is funny because it stinks and it can be in the weirdest shapes you have never seen. But I woudn't say that poop is funny, everone does poop, and it's not new. So i would call poop absolutly nasty and pretty ordinary.
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Chuck's picture
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I believe the quote "Blessed is he who can laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be amused." For the posters here who call embarrassing and humorous (and sometimes serious) stories on themselves, I applaud you.

turdfan's picture
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I don't really think it's funny, but I enjoy discussing it now because I went for so many years in a constipated state. Since I can now usually enjoy a daily departure of normal turds, I find it very rewarding and worth some conversation, so to speak.

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I think poop is absoultly great, not only because it ticks people off but because no two turds are the same

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I must say poop is the greatest thing that has ever happened. You feel better afterwards unless you have the beer shits and your asshole is burning for a few minutes afterwards. It is funny when your co-workers come out of the bathroom saying there poop was really hard and there are two turds stuck side by side clogging the toilet. Dont worry she didnt plunge it, she let it sit until the poop sofened up. I love you poop!

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Well ya see, me and my friend think its funny because we have an insider with it so thats why we think its funny not just poop itself haha:)