Submitted by SamDamnit on Wed, 12/27/2006 - 05:09// 40 Comments
About the Author
I can fit 12 Reeses Pieces in my nose. I like fucked up dolls, puppets and masks. I hate any one that enjoys the show "Friends". I think this country needs a second political party. Christian fundamentalists, and other cult members, make me itchy.I don't like nazis, sexists, homophobes or other bigots. I have a huge penis and am the most handsome man alive. My dog's farts smell like fish oil. Mine smell like rotting carcasses. I believe that Beanie Babies are stuffed with the shattered bones of baby seals. My girl friend does not approve of my jackassery on these web sites. I think that SUV drivers should be forced to go fight for the oil that they consume.
PoopReport.com is a community with a unique agenda: we are an intellectual poop site. A salon. A brokerage house that specializes in a specific category of humor: brown humor (vs. gallows humor or black humor). We explore, even meditate upon the human condition from the vantage point of pooping and poop. In a way, this is a site for philosophers, sociologists and amateur theologians.
Sometimes we talk about sex, but there's no erotic agenda. (There are other sites for that.) Because PR is a community and not a porno site, we do not come here to get our rocks off. And that also means we don't come to PR to be used as objects by voyeurs, or use others as objects. Voyeurism destroys mutuality. PoopReport.com is rooted in mutuality because it celebrates the universality of poop.