Nice poem. It's like an elaborate version of "Here I sit all brokenhearted ...". Too bad it's too long to write on a bathroom wall.

THE ONLY PART THAT I LIKED WAS THE VERY END. THE REST I COULD GIVE A SH@$ ABOUT. O WELL . I WAS DISAPPOINTED IN MY INNERDS BECAUSE I JUST COULDNT GET THEM TO DO IT ON P.F.P.D.. BASTARDS. I SOMETIMES GO A WEEK WITH OUT DROPPING IT LIKE ITS HOT. I CANT HELP IT I GET UP AND SMOKE. I WALK I RUN. IT JUST WONT COME. SO TO ALL U REGULARS DONT TAKE YOUR POOPING FOR GRANTED. I USE TO DO DAILY DROPS OR AT LEAST EVERY OTHER DAY DROPS. NOT NO MORE. BTW I HEARD SOMEONE ASK IN THE PAST IF IT IS TRUE THAT HEROIN CAUSES CONSTIPATION. YES IT DOES. BUT THATS NOT MY PROBLEM. O WELL F*%$ERS TALK TO U LATER. BYE

That is one angry smurf.

Poem's aren't my thing, but this is a good one.

Angry Smurf,
Benefiber or Fiber Choice twice daily to prevent constipation. Exlax to get rid of it. I now realize why you're always so angry. I would be too if I was constantly constipated.
Give those a try, and I hope we see a Happy Smurf soon.
Browning, nice poem.

This "poem" sucked and was pointless.

I like the original better.

Here I sit all broken hearted
Tried to shit but only farted.

Then one day it came by chance
Tried to fart and shit my pants.

to poop or not to poop that is the question

you wont get my poop poetry

i love all of the poems!! they are hilarious!!
i like the last part the most
please write some more if you can

Nice job! And yes, Angry Smurf definately needs some Ex-Lax.

i enjoyed this one-- a more literary and classic approach to crapping.

i liked the poem it was funny

p.s.angry smurf is a dick:)

Let's poop for peace again in 06
Nice poem

Happy trails,
L. Wrong
Chairman & CEO, PPK Industries

*SNIFF* That was lovely

SamDamnit!
Rectum Rector
of
The Church of Poop
http://groups.myspace.com/THECHURCHOFPOOP

GOOD GRIEF...
this is clever, the ending is so full of it...
truth that is.

Great poem. Very clever. Smurf's do tend to get kind of grumpy when their dooper goes out on them. Anyway, I think this poem is a great piece.
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Born to clog your bog, with a giant log.

That poem brought a tear to this pooper's eye (the green one, not the brown one).

I would like to make formal proposal that we adopt the word pootery, as the word so defined.

That little unnamed room down at the end of the back hallway where you go to poop and sometimes just poot.

Now THAT would look fabulous on a stall wall. I see something like that being posted on a university library stall or stalls the world over. Anything is better than Here i sit broken hearted.... OR worse yet that Peter Gabriel song Grab your things Ive come to take you home... That must have been an 80's thing. Then there was also the story of the Moleman.... NO THANKS I would rather have some real pooetry like the above! KUDOS!
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The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!