Was wonderin' where Dr. Suess had got to!

No doubt TBW, if Adam drew up some pictures to go along with this poem, it would be book-worthy. I'd totally buy it. Great job, Adam!

That was the funniest poem I've read on PR.
Nice one, Adam.

A+

because he is adam and he adamant about pooping large

Be like Chris, take a shot
Record a show on your pot.
If you’re lucky, you’ll have a Lorrie,
to play it straight, while you reap the glory.

Bravo, bravo! Excellent poem. I really enjoyed it, as it had very creative ideas and unique ways to rhyme it together.

I am confused as to the intention, and valididty of this piece. I think that if we are to take this author seriously he should be judged on the following gounds:

1) Just kidding
2) Great job!
3) quite clever
4) funny to boot

Adam! I think that poem blew anything in Dr. Seuss' ouevre clear out of the toilet! I think you should email me so I can come up with some illustrations... this might be a tad explicit for the kiddy market, but this would be a hilarious teenager-humor short book. I bet it would sell pretty damn well!

very nice, indeed! it has a wonderful pace and rhythm. the rhythm is the hardest part when writing a poem, i think. and the rhyming wasn't forced. great job!

side note: rythm and rhym are really weird words.

RHYME is a funny word as well.

Great stuff Adam!

Logjam - Going to read this on the show tonight to Lorrie. I am also ordering flowers :)

Chris, are you ordering a bouquet of poopies, doo-doosies or ahh-chids?

Hilarious!!! LMFAO!!!
"Put a plunger 'tween your knees.
Fly a plane above the trees.
Soaring with the blowing breeze,
Dropping "bombs" on enemies"

This reminds me of the time I used a plunger as a shifting lever. I drove my imaginary Porsche 911 many miles whilst upon the bowl!!!!!!

Hil-ar-i-ous!!!! The funniest thing I've read on the site this week!

Laugh at poopy poem. Smelly, funny. Textured.

(a poop haiku)
BTW, excellent job Chris the PoopPoet!

i do that at high school lol i give my self laxitives before tests lol

Nice work! Wish we could study this kind of literature instead of Milton in Major British Writers class!

Dave, you really need to get a Pooetry section!!!

Wow, that was g r e a t !

Hey Adam.... You SUCK. J/k.. nice job

Adam, nice job shithead...

That was absolutely beautiful

JW= Jaded Wuss.

BR= Butt-fucking Retard.

I loved this poem. We should see more like it! Especially after the crap that's been published on PR as of late.

nice job!

Bravo, Bravo,The Dr would be proud to know his work shit out a genious like you!!!

i love that shit

Hey Adam, That's beautiful and absolutely Hilarious. This poem should be posted on every bathroom stall door. You could make up a small poster with stick-on backing, advertise it on Poopreport, maybe donate a portion of the revenues to a Gastrointestinal charity, you could also include sponsors such as PoopReport...just an idea -- I'd buy some!!!

Very glad to have stumbled across PoopReport.com for the first time, and this is the funniest thing I can remember ever reading! Finally, a forum for the intellectuals!

I love it! It's hilarious! I was babysitting a kid who was shitting her brains out, and this was just thing to make me laugh.

That was so ............moving.........I wept, after I dumped that is!

hey i love ur poem iys really funny u should make some more things up on what to do whilest u go poo

That poem was amazingly funny...I was laughing so hard the neighbor stopped mowing his grass to see what the hell was going on. Granted, the window was open, and our houses are close. I'm still giggling as I write this. Props to you, Adam!

it was awsome my favorite part the plunger thing lol i hope u write more

that was the best poem i have ever read and if it became a book i would totally buy it!!!

this was a cool poem my friends really like it . keep on writing

Very cool poem. It should be published, regardless of the subject because poop is cool.

That was awsome i liked the "put the plunger tween your nees"

some people have never tasted caviar....i presume...or seen the classy side of life...i got on this site by mistake while my house cleaner was trying to find liver a la po poo and i am disgusted in the flavor of you un well to do immature low class fecal collumists..shame

PoopReport, sir, like caviar and fine wine, is an acquired taste. And I do get a kick out of hearing how it disgusts people, especially uppity folk with house cleaners they can blame for anything untoward that makes it over the moat. Cheerio.

Robert Frost, Keats and all those other noted poets can't come close to this masterPIECE. Be a jurror upon the bench....roflmao. Beautiful.

Here i sit in stinky vapor
cause some dumbass stole the toilet paper
shall I leave or shall i linger?
Or shall I be forced to use my FINGER!!!!

Bunga told me this poem was really funny and I needed to go re-read it. So I did. It is funny indeed. As TBW said, very Seussian.

I love Pooetry and this was a very cute rhyme. Nice job, Adam. Hope you'll be submitting more.

If your hands and butt are free,
Spin the compass and you’ll see
‘Left Arm Blue’ to the brown Spot,
Twister Sister--wipe butt-rot.

Thanks! I'll take your advice!
Poop on!

-Poopgirl

WOW, Whoever doen't laug at this story, I would recommend that the person has someone check thier pulse.

This story is just side-splittingly funny. This is by far the funniest thing I have read on PR, bar none.
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Born to clog your bog, with a giant log.