Let it be perfectly clear: flattery gets you everywhere.

I'm not sure what to say, rhyme and metre sucked,
original content nonexistant....hmmm....brown nosing everyone that matters except me...pretty fucking rude...but what the hell, if it keeps him happy.

That's for sure Dave.

Not a bad poem, not top ten material, but what the hell. It's still a cute piece.
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It's not nice to fool mother nature.

Nice poem. Goes to show you how poop report really can light up a person's day.

Great poem Dumpster. It was pretty funny.

PoopReport is awesome. This poem really shows it.

Great one, The Dumpster!

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I'm so good at clogging up toilets, I can make mine back up when there's nothing in it.

Nice, Dumpie!

Were you feeling nostalgic?

Awwww! How sweet!

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I was a category five! Category five, I tell you! Get it right or I'll be back to PROVE IT!!!!- Katrina

Healthy 1 - be careful "not top ten material, but what the hell. It's still a cute piece." Sentiments like that are what got me married.

*SNIFF*
Thanks, Dumpy.

I LOVE YOU, EVELYN!!!!!
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The Emir of Crapistan
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Let it all out Sam, we know he's been waiting to hear that for a long, long time. CEP, that hot man on man love you've been needing is just a pm away, go for it and then we can all join hands and say that PoopReport truly is the place to find love and acceptance.

BTW, nice poem Dumpster, I think the metre was fine, glad to see you've gone metric!

i loved the "piece". i wish you would have mentioned doniker though.

Yeah, and I don't rate either. But whaddya' gonna' do?

Ask him to write another poem, that's what.

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www.daphneszoo.com

Hehehe, Daphne. Do you mean 'ask him to' or 'make him' write another one? ;-)

"I count on Bunga Din to know
Just how far left we ought to go."

Can somebody explain that to me?

Dumpster's politics are conservative; Bunga's are left of center, and he has been critical of recent American political policy, both domestic and foreign.

He has also been critical of past conservative leaders like Reagan. Thus, Dumpster's line.

I thought it was very clever, since it was delivered with that touch of humor I enjoy in my fellow posters. As well as respect.

Ask. Get and answer. Thank you TBW.

I think I'll have to kidnap the Dumpster and lock him in the closet with a laptop and four hungry cheetahs until he writes something witty about me.

You hear that lawboy? I'm upping the anty.

:) teehee

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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

Daph, you get a whole poem of your own, as you are pooetry, er, poetry itself. Just give me time.

And I was afraid you were going to lock me in a closet with Wonderpance, who has been threatening bodily harm against me for some time. Please, O please, don't throw me in that briar patch!