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Like A Big Old Backed-Up Poo

Posted 06.04.2007 by Simon (10)
I wonder if this world we live in
is symbolic of a bum.
The emotions pile in landfill,
packing, stacking senses numb.
And when we die where do we go?
Splashing Heaven's pool?
Waiting and dissolving on the rim a saintly stool?
Or snapping in mid-crapping,
some half-reincarnated?
Not done with life, death sends you back,
merely constipated?
Or even worse: ceramic hearses
curse you down with Flush of Hell.

And like a big old backed-up poo,
compact with wisdom in my age,
a reeking block, I stop to think:
"I'm sitting on the sink."

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 06.04.2007

That was really hard to understand. In a good way, though.

DungDaddy (1364) -- 06.05.2007

I don't get it either. But it's still not bad.

Anal About Poop (238) -- 06.05.2007

I didn't finish reading it. I slipped into a coma and died.

Miss Simone Scat (570) -- 07.12.2007

WHOA!! My head hurts now. Too deep for this Dame.
Producing waste since 1967

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