What? Did Bunga leave PR?
That stinks. :(

This is an awesome poem. Great job, Dumpster, even though I rarely get constipated.
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.....hugging bunnies since 1969

Wasn't Casey's hometown Mudville? Very appropriate inspiration.

I don't know what to say. Pretty good Dumpster.

If only I could rhyme, I could write a poem.

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"KOC -- the Cool Crapper" - Rat Droppings

Great work Dumpster. Welcome to the Pooetry section.

Now is it really true that BD has left PR?

Dumpster -- that was truly, truly inspired writing. Hilarious. Great riffs on the original. Makes me proud to be part of this organization.

You need to resume a more active role, Ty.

Thanks to you (and all above) for the compliments!

Now, we are all waiting to hear from Bunga, who also needs to resume a more active role!

I think Bunga is gettin laid!
PR is cool when you have NOTHING to DOO!
F..K the PR Nazis.....
HeLL be BACK.....
AP is proof (151)

Asphincter says WHAT...(!)

He isn't gone. He's still speechless from reading this fine pooetry.

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"Rectum hell, killed em' both." Author Unknown

A very fine piece of pooetry Dumpster. The limerical foot was just poofect. bunga should be proud!!

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Poop Shooter!

Wonderfully accurate likeness of Bunga on the new sidebar!

What's the poop on Bunga anyway? Anyone know?

No idea, I haven't seen him around lately. In case you're wondering, I'm newly registered but have been a guest for a long time, so I try to keep up.

That poem is a very fine piece of writing. I've seen some writers here that are lots better than I could ever hope to be!

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Practicing the ancient Chinese art of double flushing... because sometimes, a single flush just isn't enough.

DF, do you mind telling us what name you posted under as a guest? Or were you just one of the "Anonymous Cowards"?

Also, what made you decide to join PoopReport?

Anyway, I'm glad you did. Welcome to the World's Finest Web Site! Looking forward to your first story.

I used "Anonymous Coward" several times and "Tiger" once or twice. I finally decided to get my guts together and join when after a few weeks I kept double flushing and then coming to PoopReport to read some good poop! Since I came around so much, I figured I'd come and register and post comments more often. Maybe one day I can be up there with The Shit Volcano and The Dumpster! If TSV can be the top user (besides Dave) with tons of comments and few stories, so can I!

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Practicing the ancient Chinese art of double flushing... because sometimes, a single flush just isn't enough.

Have at it, DF. I only joined in January, and I have sorta went nuts since then. I've driven several folks crazy, but I've made some friends, too, and I've sure had a lot of fun.

Look forward to hearing more from you. Also, be sure to visit our forums, too!

Awesome, so it's not such a feat as it seems. I just gotta whip up a few good stories and keep commenting. Maybe soon I'll be in the sidebar!

And speaking of The Shit Volcano, anyone heard from her recently?

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Practicing the ancient Chinese art of double flushing... because sometimes, a single flush just isn't enough.

That had me laughing, Dumpster! A truly classic pooem!

I don't know where Bunga is now. Perhaps the shit demons living in my pipes ate him.

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Broccoli!

DF, TSV answers your question, and raises one of her own. Where's Bunga, indeed?

Where is Bunga? And Logjam and SamDamnit! and whoever else?

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Practicing the ancient Chinese art of double flushing... because sometimes, a single flush just isn't enough.

Logjam is off pursuing the Kama Sutra of poop, or something. He will show up every so often and plop down some of the best stories you will ever see on this site.

I believe SamDamnit has defected to myspace.com, but since I am not a member there, I can't verify that for sure.

As for Bunga, well, who knows? Maybe he's keeping Jimmy Hoffa company these days. I WARNED him not to get too uppity with AB2K. That can be hazardous to your health!

Isn't MySpace for adolescents and the perverts who stalk them?

I dunno. Apparently you have to be a member to go on that site, and I've got my hands full here.

I just got this picturesque vision of handsful of poop. Lovely.

I left that one open. I figured either you or TSV would, er, "pick up on it."

I'm a Myspace member but I never go to it at all. I only signed up to shut my sister up. Anyway, here it is. You can view it anonymously.
http://www.myspace.com/tiger7577/
I'm going to search for SamDamnit! later om myspace.

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Practicing the ancient Chinese art of double flushing... because sometimes, a single flush just isn't enough.

Hi guys. I have not been writing much, recently. I have a new job and Mary Mary and I are in the process of moving all my toys and books to her house. We are going to live there for a month, while my place is renovated. We are going to have some Saltillo tyle put down on the floors and stucco the walls and ceilings. Then Mary Mary and I are going to shack up. I did write a little BLOG the other day, but it was not poop related. I keep getting deleted from myspace, for harassing the white supremacists, but I recently made a new profile called Funny Bunny.

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Sir SamDamnit!
The Prince of Poop

Welcome back, Sam! We have certainly missed you.

Even better is news of Mary Mary. Poor gal. Having to live with you. I hope there are two bathrooms?

Hi SamDamnit! I miss seeing you around. Please stay with us!

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Practicing the ancient Chinese art of double flushing... because sometimes, a single flush just isn't enough.

Thanks guys. Unfortunately for Mary Mary, there is but the one bathroom. Luckily, our schedules are such that she won't be using it for an hour of so, after I am done. I expect to be more active here, soon. Things are just kind of busy right now.

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Sir SamDamnit!
The Prince of Poop

I need to vent. The pot here in my summer dorm is very very sorry. I always get splashback on my ass, my man bits, and my thighs, and they ALWAYS take a double flush. I miss my old dorm, which I plan to go back to in the fall, in the same room even. Those toilets are my very favorite. I'd almost hug them.

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Practicing the ancient Chinese art of double flushing... because sometimes, a single flush just isn't enough.

DF, if you save your poop for a couple days, there is a chance it will be a looooong turd, and as such should not plop and splash as much.

Another trick is to scoot way foreward on the seat and try to drop it on the sloped edge versus straight over the hole.

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Poop Shooter!

If I try to save it, I will explode. The dining hall food gives me the squirts. On another note, usually holding it makes it get hard and huge. I'll try it though, and also I'll try sitting forward. Any little bit helps. Thanks Poop Shooter.

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Practicing the ancient Chinese art of double flushing... because sometimes, a single flush just isn't enough.

So when do we get to hear from the Hero, Himself, considering that he is back!

Howd'ya "crap out," big guy?

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Send all your money to Bilgepump, or to Dave!

Bunga, have you read this, yet? You're a MUSE!

Man, I'm speechless. To be immortalized in Pooetry and a cartoon is a joy I shall be able to pass on to, well actually I'm kinda shy that way. A big thanks to the Dumpster and Mike Paglia for their fantastic work.

We thought the cartoon was a little flattering, Bunga, but I'm glad to contribute to your well-deserved fame, and thanks for the compliments.

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Send all your money to Bilgepump, or to Dave!

Nice parody of Casey at the Bat. Really cool.

_very nicely done, good job______
turd banned it

Thanks, guys. It was really easy, once I got to know the personalities involved.

I stand bumbstruck in mute witness to this major shiterrary acheivement.

Dave, what happened to the cartoon?

Yeah, the cartoon would go well with this poem.

Yet another great piece from Dumpster.

I thouroughly enjoyed this poem, from shart to finnish.
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"-55F, a new record low? Nope, thermometer went bad. Looks like -50F still stands"

Sounds like a great poop - Poem, but I could not quite understand it. but then again I don't understand much of anything these days...
could all this be construed as some sort of an obsessive compulsive disorder? well maybe I am obsessive compulsive myself, from what little I know it goes along with addictions in general, and I am addicted to at least to things that I know of cigarettes and coffee, and I don't know what else, I hope there is nothing else anyways... AlienPoop

"Welcome to the Psychiatry Clinic, P.C. If you are obesessive-compulsive, please press 1 over and over and over.

"If you are depressive, hang up now, because nobody cares.

"If you are schizophrenic, you are already holding on three other lines and don't know it.

"If you are paranoid, hold the line so we can track you down.

"If you are psychotic, rip the phone out of the wall, and have a nice day!"

WOW! Dave its still early but I the T.Cer do hereby nominate THIS poem for poem and or Story of the year if it hasnt already.
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The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!