Of all the crazy things I do,
my boss made me plunge a number 2.
The customer dropped it out with glee
and a smell that made it a number 3
Or 4, or 5, or 6, or 7!
The stench reached the highest Heavens.
Boy, am I glad my nose is plugged,
'Cause that's a bowl I wouldn't have hugged.
And with all the crazy things I do,
Next time he'll plunge the Number 2.