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Of All The Crazy Things I Do (or Dealing with Doody in Food Service)

Posted 09.11.2009 by RoboCrap13 (442)
Of all the crazy things I do,
my boss made me plunge a number 2.
The customer dropped it out with glee
and a smell that made it a number 3
Or 4, or 5, or 6, or 7!
The stench reached the highest Heavens.
Boy, am I glad my nose is plugged,
'Cause that's a bowl I wouldn't have hugged.
And with all the crazy things I do,
Next time he'll plunge the Number 2.
meowpoo (54) -- 09.11.2009

i have to admit, that was a well written story what smells?

phatmanxxl (514) -- 09.11.2009

me and my plunger have a long history together

prarie doggin (3903) -- 09.11.2009

Very nice Robo, I fortunately don't have to deal with the general public. Some of the shit you probably have to take from them is far worse than what's in the bowl.
Phat, I'm glad to hear you've bonded with your plunger. Long lasting relationships are scarce these days.

browny (19) -- 09.11.2009


Please tell me you are going to illustrate this and publish a book.
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lookin' for poop in all the wrong places...

sittingpretty (2332) -- 09.11.2009

Good one, Robo.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

athenivanidx (104) -- 09.11.2009

wow.......I am not worthy!

Nice work, Robo.

The Integral of athenivanidx

meowpoo (54) -- 09.11.2009

and? i too, have a good bond with my plunger,being a shamelesshitter-- what smells?

Deja Poo (999) -- 09.11.2009

Pooetry is da bomb and you, RC13, are da bombadier.

BTW, Phatty, wasn't Me and My Plunger a song by Harry Nillson? It's a catchy tune as best I recall that was used in a car commercial:

Me and my plunger.
Me and my plunger.
Wherever we GO,
everyone knows
me and my plunger.
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.

Mrs. Mad Crapper (1117) -- 09.11.2009

i think you're thinking of those dolls that resemble Chuckie, My Buddy or the girl version Kid Sister. I guess the words would be better with toilet innuendo.

My Plunger
My Plunger
Wherever I go he knows
My Plunger
My Plunger
My Plunger and me!!!!
My Plunger by Fischer Price it's the new toilet toy sensation thats sweeping the nation. Got a kid that really lays it down thick and clogs the bowl everytime? Get him the New My Plunger toy and have that lil SOB unclog it himself!
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Earth, insane asylum for the universe.

phatmanxxl (514) -- 09.11.2009

lmao yup he's always within arms reach in the time of need.

Nine Inch Log (564) -- 09.11.2009

Probably a commercial for a GM model I'm sure.

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Number One . . . I order you to take a number two.

cal (not verified) -- 09.11.2009

Great work

Harold and Kumar (not verified) -- 09.11.2009

Someone watched our second movie recently and liked the poem at the end.

Thunderbox (1376) -- 09.14.2009

Glad I don`t have to deal with the general public, let alone have to get rid of their turds. Do you have a rota for this work, Robo?

The only thing I like to plunge,
Is a moist and tight lady`s clunge.

RoboCrap13 (442) -- 09.14.2009

Rota? Rotation? It's the job of whoever finds it, or whoever gets the customer warning. Except for one time when I was the only guy working and a guy plugged the men's with his shorts after an accident.
(Details elswhere on P/R.)
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You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....

Bran Lover (675) -- 09.14.2009

Robo, was this a poem ABOUT the other story? Are you having flashbacks? post-traumatic stress? nightmares?

Call the doody doctor! Let him flush your troubles down the psychiatric drain!
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To affect the quality of the poo, that is the art of life. ~Thoreau, sort of.

RoboCrap13 (442) -- 10.12.2009

It just popped into my mind when I was dealing with a paper plug. Someone flushed and then filled the bowl with paper.
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You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....

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