B'Golly, your'e a 'Bunghole Bard of Wide Repoot' ... I'm in awe.

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British poetry is always of the highest caliber.

Elliott Butterz
Seems almost too dapper
To be stuffing his face
With his ass on the crapper.
From the world of PC's,
Has he not learned about
That immutable law:
"Garbage in, garbage out"?

Elliot, you're truly gifted. Thanks.

Not bad. It's good to read some new pooetry.

Finally, Elliot has crapped out a new masterpiece! Good one, my man! Made me laugh. I especially liked the part, "parp out a nugget". Hilarious!

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The way you put the words together to form a nice experience is very up-chuckingly beautiful!! A++ praise to you Eliott!!

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Poop Shooter!

As I said before Elliot never abandon your muse, you've even found an admirer in one of your biggest critics, C. Everett Poop. Keep them coming mate!

Hi guys, FYI I've now changed my username...

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Bunga - I know. I will cherish that comment for years to come. C Everett, I'm truly honoured!

EB

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To The Artist Formerly Known as Elliott:

Rumbletum? What great poet in history has had such a name? This is almost like Wordsworth becoming Turdsworth, or Shakespeare changing his moniker to doniker.

Outrageous, says I! "Rumbletum" is the name of someone who writes Alka-Seltzer jingles, not the grand elegaic verse of an "Elliott Butters/Butterz."

"We shall meet, but we shall miss him...." Farewell, Elliott!

Dumpster, I fully respect your literary genius and expertise in the field of pooetry. So I'm sincerely asking: isn't the the poet to whom you refer 'Wadsworth'(which, if you think of it in poop report context, is way funny) or were you deliberately using "Wordsworth" in your own beautiful brand of double entendre rhyming prose?

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Bunghole, in his only other online presence, Dumpster is one of (many) Wikipedia editors, so I will direct you there for "the poop" on William Wordsworth.

P.S.--If you are a victim of contemporary public schooling, you may be getting Wordsworth mixed up with Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, another great poet.

I understand, though. It takes a lot of time for me to keep up to speed on my Longfellow.

Wordsorth is a favourite poet of mine, I can only smile with glee to be mentioned in the same paragraph as him!

In answer, Dumpster, I needed to choose a name by which I wouldn't be recognised on search engines. At the time of changing, I had some ominous rumblings in my stomach and felt it apt to convey these.

In keeping with The Artist Formerly Known As... I have since changed my name again, in honour of another moniker-changeling (but no hero of mine, I hasten to add).

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oops *Wordsworth* eek sorry sticky keyboard

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So, after two name changes in one day, is this where you've landed, Elliott? I'm disappointed, because I fear that your new name says something about the direction your poetry will take.

Dumpster is thinking of changing his name to "The Steaming Hunk." Don't you ladies think that would be a more accurate characterization?

For the record, the moderators here (OK, me) don't encourage name changes for other than spelling because it confuses the hell out of people. Also there was once a user called P. Diddy on the forums and that has the potential to confuse.

I'd stick with Elliott Butters because it makes me think of Butters from South Park and Butters rules. Oh, and that's what people will always call you anyway.

You are not alone in your South Park thoughts, AB2K. Elliot, please don't change your name, Elliot Butterz sounds much more poetic than Poo-Diddy. Besides, as AB pointed out, Poop Diddy fans might get confused.

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Broccoli!

One of the most famous pen names in history was that of Mary Ann Evans, who wrote under the name of George Eliot such immortal works as Silas Marner and Middlemarch.

Elliott, would you consider changing your moniker just once more, perhaps to "George Eliot Butterz"? That would fool the search engines, and all of us here could still use the name we've come to know and love.

I simply cannot imagine any worthwhile verse being written by somebody named "Poo-Diddy." You will be ineluctably drawn into the rap genre, which is just not you.

Will you think about this suggestion, anyway?

Dang, I didn't know users were able to change their name. I'll put a stop to that. It's confusing.

Eliott, I hope you reconsider.

Dave, our Commander in Chief.. if there is anything else you would like to know about your website, just feel free to ask.

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Poop Shooter!

Elliot, with his pooetry and new found fame is having a major identity crisis. Possibly a case of Multi-Personality disorder.

Elliot, stick with Elliot. It will be ok..... Really!

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Poop Shooter!

Commentary taken on baord..

Consider it done... :)

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oh.... and I couldn't believe it when my namesake appeared on South Park. I was in hysterics... I thought I was the only Butters in the world... I was honoured to have representation on the seminal show... AB2k - Butters does, indeed, rule.

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Welcome back, Eliot! Glad all of Dumpster's wealth of literary trivia was finally able to be put to some good use. You are truly the POOet Laureate of this site, and we don't need you posting under some crapper/rapper's handle.

Now, what do you think about Dumpster's idea of changing his name to "The Steaming Hunk"?

Muchos gracias senor...

I knowm, a moment of stupidity overcame me, albeit temporary; I'm ashamed of my actions. I should stick with what I was born with!

"The Steaming Hunk" is ok but I still like "The Dumpster". It has connotations of industrial scale rear haulage.

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Dumpster likes to think that one of those names describes him from the front, the other from the rear.

Dumpster is full of shit in more than one way, is he not?

quite...

I still prefer your original, man!

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Eliot, just one other suggestion, as to your subscript: How about, "A turd in the CAN is worth two in the bush"? Isn't that your real point?

Dumpster/Steaming Hunk...

an interesting proposition, although I was actually thinking that a freshly laid Bertie in one's grip would have more aesthetic value than one in a prickly shrub...

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Q: Is a turd in the hand worth more than in a can?

I very much like your moniker, GEB. However, I feel this thread taking a turn for the worse--what with finding aesthetic value in a 'Bertie' in the hand. Furthermore, the thought of a turd turning up in one's bush is mortifyingly disgusting.

If I may be so bold as to full-circle the original theme of your prose, I offer for your reading/viewing edification the following link (complete with sweets):

http://www.modestypanel.com/snackorscat/

Haha Dave, I knew we could change our names because I had to change mine . . . when you initially made our profiles you forgot to capitalize my B and I couldn't have that, oh no. So I changed it to capital and lo and behold, it worked. A couple others have changed their names, I think. I just forgot to yell at them.

Bunghole: Had a look at the site... good cocept but they need more ambiguity in some of the pics IMO!

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Bunghole, That site is hilarious thank you so much for sharing. I think I need to study my own poops and brownies more. I only got 9 out of 14 correct.

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George Eliot, that was the first pooetry I've ever read so I have nothing to compare it to yet. It made me feel like I was in high school again being forced to read Shakespeare. I mean that in a good way.

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GEB, you're right in a way--but then again, British treats differ from them thar yankee ones....

RD, you 'crack' me up--I've read some of your 'tongue in cheek' humor and chortled (not enough to remove the ass) but downsized it to an acceptable degree...

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Bunghole, Thanks for the compliment. I like it here. You said of GEK's signature line; "... Furthermore, the thought of a turd turning up in one's bush is mortifyingly disgusting..." I laughed out loud at that !!! Mostly because my mother resembles that remark. She is so constipated sometimes that her motto has become "A bird turd in the can is better than nothing"

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faece out!

Jamie C, why all the blank posts?

Are you trying to use some tags that are not allowed?
Below the Comment box, there are formatting guidelines. The allowed tags are listed.

If that's not the issue... why are you posting blank posts?