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Haiku Across Africa (Part I)

Posted 02.02.2009 by Thunderbox (1357)
Tangier, Morocco
Great big logs from goat head stew
No cause for concern.

East by the coast road.
Algiers: old city; purveyors
Of undercooked eggs.

Turds become softer
Nothing drastic, just less firm.
As you would expect.

South on desert tracks
Tinned rations clog our innards
Swollen, shit-filled guts.

Infrequent motions
Cast adrift on desert sands
Lonely sentinels.

Sub-Saharan bush
Fresh meat, brackish well water
Exploding bowels.

Niamey, Niger
Beer, rice, bananas, more beer.
Fecal perfection.

Then, Nigeria --
Barbecued bush meat, cheap stout,
Anal confusion.

Africa's armpit:
Cameroon; tainted grilled fish,
Ruined underwear.

daphne (4391) -- 02.02.2009

TBox, the fact that you make so many trips to see this big Earth is wonderful in my eyes. You seem to made the most of your life, and I'm so happy that you share it with us, whether it be through newswires, stories, or now in the style of haiku.

This site is so much of a better place with you on it! Now, go on with your tortured bowels and find us some new and exciting diarrhea to report. Pronto!


_______
.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

Great comment! +1 point
ChiefThunderbutt (2712) -- 02.02.2009

T-box.....You are indeed a well traveled and talented fellow. I love the haiku form so much that I have even taught it to my cat.
Here is his latest poetic attempt:

You moved it again!
I can't find the litter box.
I'll shit in the sink!
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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

C Everett Poop (792) -- 02.02.2009

Top notch haiku there T-box. And thats coming from a guy who lived in Japan for years and also writes some poetry.

El Scumbag (598) -- 02.02.2009

*bows humbly*

Excrementally excellent!

Leaky Bowel King (458) -- 02.02.2009

You know Thunderbox, you kinda sound like survivorman if survivorman talked in haiku form. Watching that show, I realized he'd be a great field operative poop reporter. He let's you know what's constipating him or giving him diarrhea at any given moment in time. Well done. I was very pleased with this haiku journey thru africa.

spattacus (205) -- 02.02.2009

Simply Brilliant!

prarie doggin (3866) -- 02.02.2009

From all of us. Thank you Thunderbox.

Cruising third world stalls
Assaulting his weary bowels
So we don't have to.

Nine Inch Log (564) -- 02.02.2009

A crown of one thousand turds be placed upon thy head. Take thy place upon the shitstained throne.

All hail king Thunderbox (pfft! pfft!)!!

All hail king Thunderbox (pfft! pfft!)!!

All hail king Thunder pffffft OH NOO!!!

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Number One . . . I order you to take a number two.

MSG (1142) -- 02.02.2009

Such fine pooetry.
Much experience, many turds
For the sake of art.

Distant Africa
Richer now in fecal lore--
Thank you, Thunderbox!

Mrs. Mad Crapper (1017) -- 02.02.2009

Wonderful truly a poo masterpiece!
_______
Earth, insane asylum for the universe.

daphne (4391) -- 02.03.2009

Ha! Chief Thunderbutt,
Your comment should be greated.
One more mod, please help.


_______
.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

prarie doggin (3866) -- 02.03.2009

Glad to Daphne!

You did say lame it?

ChiefThunderbutt (2712) -- 02.03.2009

Thanks Daphne....Here is my attempt at a haiku in honor of my cats:

Cat on the table,
oh! oh! bad bad pussy cat.
Cat on the table.

Not the high quality of PD's pooetry but the best I can do.


_______
Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

Great comment! +1 point
prarie doggin (3866) -- 02.03.2009

Cat on my table
Oh! Oh! tasty pussy cat
Hoisin dipping sauce.

Here kitty kitty
Come here to uncle Bilgy
I have uh...er...treat

ChiefThunderbutt (2712) -- 02.03.2009

Cat in my stew pot
cooking with beans and cabbage
soon stinky cat fart.


_______
Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

prarie doggin (3866) -- 02.03.2009

Rotten rancid smell
Lights getting dim, I'm dying
Damn Chief, that was bad.

Logjam (2801) -- 02.03.2009

Haiku on PoopReport?
Hold it in your hand, you'll see.
Poop takes many a form.

Nine Inch Log (564) -- 02.05.2009

I'm thinking haiku is the wrong terminology for this site. Shouldn't it be an ipoo?

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Number One . . . I order you to take a number two.

sittingpretty (2317) -- 02.05.2009

Cute, guys. Nice Haiku's really. Cat poo yew.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Thunderbox (1357) -- 02.06.2009

Glad you liked this, folks. I would have thanked you sooner for the great comments but our broadband has been down for the past week. I`ll get to work on Part 2 soon.

Pillsbury Dirt Bag (61) -- 02.07.2009


How come you took down my poem... i thought it was insightful
PDB

Bilgepump (2747) -- 02.07.2009

it was off topic, a political diatribe, and didn't add anything at all to the thread, or Poopreport. Aside from that, it was fine...ok, no it wasn't, it pretty much sucked.
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Russell (335) -- 03.23.2009

Well thought out shit poem

MSG (1142) -- 03.24.2009

First thing, getting up:
Feel my rectum getting full,
Time to take a dump.

Whoops! a fart escapes.
Hoping for the real thing,
Walking to the pot.

Pants down; now sit down,
Feel the pressure strongly build,
Give a mighty push.

Ah! Sweet sensation!
Slowly turd begins to slide
Out to liberty.

Russell (335) -- 04.12.2009

Nice poop poem I like it
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Russell the shitting queen

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