Perhaps a bold and controversial statement.
I've never thought of a toilet as "sassy", but...
Poop tourism, poop poetry: poop perfection!
A yuletide log you can read to your family.
Running in a winter wonderland.
Inspired by the ring of fire...
Every stanza of this classic converted to poop: now that's dedication!
A forlorn tale of bygone rest stops.
Frost rings true in any context.
Shelley's ode inspires this odor.
He's been everywhere... and he's gone everywhere.
Happy holidays, PoopReport.
Near the top of the Earth, the concern is the bottom.
Two pooems and an explanation of process.
Deep thoughts on a Monday morning.
------ posted 06.04.2007 by
Simon (10)
A warm memory on a cold March day.
Wit and rhyme and chyme and shit.
To sleep, perchance to leak...
A little tribute to the people behind the movement.
(With apologies to Ernest L. Thayer.)
"Pooetry is the art of uniting pleasure with truth." --Samuel Johnson
"Pooetry is nearer to vital truth than history." --Plato
The elegance of the ideal excretion.
