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The Number Two Key

Posted 11.11.2009 by King poo (10)
Truck stop under Poopman Bridge, Vancouver, B.C.
I grabbed one of the bathroom keys only to discover
That it was the number two key.

As I entered the birthing room I saw King Poo
He had a 3" girth
I could see that he had been
Struggling for some time
to get out of the bowl.

I took a picture without asking,
not the first thing
I usually do
in an emergency.

"I came to go two,"
I said to King Poo.
He was too exhausted to respond.

I went to the clerk and showed the picture of distress
And asked if the room could be put out of service
In respect of King Poo's privacy.

I have sent the picture of king poo to friends and Admirers of great accomplishment.

Poothagoras (99) -- 11.11.2009

Interesting verse and quite visceral. I can't help but wonder, though...

Don't you feel guilty for leaving him there and denying him the opportunity to roam free amongst the creatures of the world?
_______
Every poop is not to be told to every body.

Deja Poo (1096) -- 11.11.2009

Do you make it regular practice to take pictures of turds in toilets and send them to your friends, or was this a special occasion?
_______
Yo quiero Taco Bell.

ChiliKahKah (1221) -- 11.11.2009

Notify PETA of this violation. PETA = People for Ethical Turd Advisemnt,

Mrs. Mad Crapper (1155) -- 11.11.2009

Maybe they used photoshop to place a little santa riding on the turd and attached some reindeer to it and made it their holiday card photo. If they did they stole my idea!
_______
Earth, insane asylum for the universe.

Deja Poo (1096) -- 11.11.2009

That's a novel idea, MMC. I was just going to wrap mine in tinfoil and serve them as Kisses at the company Xmas party.
_______
Yo quiero Taco Bell.

MSG (1263) -- 11.12.2009

So, King Poo, Your Majesty discovered the turd already in the pot. What did you do with your own royal excrement waiting for presentation? Surely, if you took a picture of a stranger's burnt offering, you owe your own inner beast the same courtesy. Your story-poem is incomplete.

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