They just keep getting better, doggin. Have you ticked them all off, or are there any States that you still have to lay some cable in?

This is how I classify having visited a foreign country: you have to have slept at least one night; eaten 3 meals; had your fill of the local beer; and, most important, dropped a log.

Foreign countries are a no brainer. I usually drop a log (or slurry) after about 2 meals. Some of those memories were wiped out due to the local alcohol.

Nicely done Prairie Dog.

Woody Guthrie smiles down on you, PD. "This land is your digestive gland."

I'm in tears laughing with this one!!!! Oh my gawd! I love it! Like a fart cut under the blankets, it just keeps getting better!

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It most likely was the beloved ex-Governor.He might have been low on TP.Dana got his last roll in the divorce settlement.I was in tears when I read that line.

My god, it's beautiful, seriously genius. I hope we will be graced with more ditties like this in the future.

Ten out of ten, PD. This work could not be improved upon.

AWSOME!!!! I love it! I live in Georgia and yes, them good ol boys can clog a potty real good.

You should have had some Johnny Cash refrains in there. Ive shit everywhere man Ive shit everywhere. Alll over this great lannnnnnd yessss Ive shit everywhere. LOL Great poem sir.
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The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!

TT, I had planned to if I got a record deal out of this. That hotel commercial kept going through my head. Now if I can only get the fucking thing to leave.

I'm going to have Thing One try to get something "twangy" written up for you on his electric accoustic. Maybe he he can record it, send it you to you, and you can sing over it.

He's grounded so he's got the time.

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Unfortunately my singing sounds worse than a cat trying to climb a chalkboard. Well I can always do it Milli Vanilli style.

Amazing! I am printing this one up for my next family (in-law) function! You Rock Doggin. Hi daphne...

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Bravo doggin...bravo

Hi Kookybear. Snuggles!

Prarie, Thing one already has a comical Johnny Cash/Napoleon Dynamite thing going on. If we send it to you, screw the fact that you can't sing! Just belt it out. Think of how much fun it would be if we could figure out how to get this on PR!

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www.daphneszoo.com

you should have put something in here about the coney's in MI!

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all aboard the farty train to pooterville..if you can't shit at my house, we aren't friends

Please, I didnt want to get gross.

The Jersey shitters hit the spot. I nearly pooped myself when I read the line about McGreevy. We moved out of Jersey the month he came out and resigned (we moved, THEN he resigned - not the other way around...) Please serenade us with more of your tunes and sonnets!

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Rock-n-roll! Poopy-poo!

What a beaut poem! Come visit Australia, and experience some of the most bizarre people/cultures/bogghausen imaginable. We've got no shortage of what you'd call hillbillies over here, so there'd be plenty of poetic ammo for you!

BM, can I call you BM? I will visit your country one day, as soon as I'm convinced you guys are not actually hanging upside down.

Ha! Ha! Ha!
Sure, you can call me BM (I've been called a whole lot worse!)
Now, how do I convince you that we don't sort of dangle upside down...
Not easy for me to explain how gravity works, but hows this: If we hung upside down, the water in our dunnies would pour upwards and wet our arses.
But it doesn't, and stuff that comes here from overseas weighs the same here as it says on the packet.
Does that help?

Ok you've got me convinced. I would like to eat some shrimp off a real hot Barbie.

Put it to the old Tommy James tune, Dregging the Line. Just ennough grunts in the tune and a bit surreal. Souns like you got yourself a shi.., er hit.

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"Teggin a shit" would work, but I have left this up to my music department. I've got a museum to run you know.

Oh so pootriatic! Makes me want to sing, A meh ri ca a meh ri ca...hmm hmm hahm ha hum hahum...from sea to shining sea!