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The Raven

Posted 10.31.2007 by Caca Doodle (29)
Once upon a midnight dreary,
While I farted, weak and weary,
Trying to fill a pot with shit;
Suddenly there came a snapping
As of someone loudly crapping,
Crapping on my kitchen floor.

"Ah, 'tis some visitor," I muttered;
As I did, my anus shuddered,
Shuddered at the feel of rocky shit.
Then -- and again -- I farted;
My anus buzzed, the gas departed.
I worked in vain to spew my shit.

Stumbling down the hallway quickly,
My rectum feeling very prickly,
I shoved my way through the kitchen door.
Amiss in there, I saw but nothing,
Only pots and pans and stuffing;
Nothing of a crackling butt.

Taking leave, I lowly grumbled,
"I was sure a butt-hole rumbled,
Farting like a renting quilt."
Then, from the front door, loudly;
An arse was squealing, then roaring proudly,
I then hastened to unclose the door.

From the dismal dark unending
Came an odor most offending,
Filling my sinus with a stench deplored.
Peered I long into the night;
I saw no one, black nor white.
Stench and blackness, nothing more.

In memory of "Wally." 1959-2004



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Bilgepump (1471) -- 10.31.2007

Bravo!!!! I have no other words.

Mary Queen of Scats (387) -- 10.31.2007

Beautiful, just beautiful *sniffle sniffle*

Who's Wally???

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Hey! That's my robe!

Bunga Din (1238) -- 10.31.2007

Good show Caca Doodle, very fitting for Halloween. This reminds me for some reason of G Ras's story Turdus Reclaimus", or better labeled for this festive day "The Shit and the Pendulum". I wonder if someone can work up a version of the "Fall of the House of Flusher"?

The Thunderous ... (651) -- 10.31.2007

What a great poem. My condolences on the passing of Wallace!
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The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!

RoboCrap13 (309) -- 10.31.2007

I'd bow down before you, but I'm afraid to get closer to your ass! Great poo-etry!


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You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....

Shits Happily I... (134) -- 10.31.2007

Caca, that was brilliant! I love Poe, and I enjoyed this poem! Thank for a fine work!!
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Assaulting toilets since 1977!

Thunderbox (761) -- 11.01.2007

Excellent stuff Caca Doodle. We don`t get nearly enough pooetry posted.

CaCa Doodle Doo (42) -- 11.01.2007

Thanks everyone. I wish I could take credit for the poem, but it was written almost 30 years ago, by my brother "Wally" when he was in high school. He had a long love of all things poo, and after his untimely death in 2004, I found a folder filled with poems, drawings, etc that he had kept from those early days of poop discovery. I finally felt ready to share one with the world.

Wally had a lifelong love of poo talk. In fact, the last email I received from him, just 6 days before his death, was filled with it. I sure do miss him....

Mary Queen of Scats (387) -- 11.01.2007

Thanks for sharing something so personal CaCa :-)

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Hey! That's my robe!

Bohica (3) -- 11.04.2007


_My condolences, Caca Doodle. Seems the pooping world has lost one of it's brownest stars.______
The last of the Bohicans.

DungDaddy (1364) -- 11.05.2007

You plagiarized this from Edgar Allen Poo!

Very good. The Raven is one of my favorite poems.

splatterpoo (not verified) -- 12.10.2007

This poem is simplistic and beautiful, also solid and thick like a fresh morning terd.

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