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Tiny Fighter: A Tragedy

Posted 11.29.2006 by ChiknGreez (52)
In the dark a tunnel rages
pressure builds in several stages.
Compelled release of endless trash
received in glory with a splash.

Cyclone spinning ever tighter
enveloping a tiny fighter.
He cannot let it end like this
sucked into the dark abyss.

Endlessly he wills and fights,
swimming harder toward the lights.
Stopped as quickly as he started
courage turned to broken-hearted.

The strong desire to enter water
nearly led him to his slaughter.
Since this tragedy occurred
he's now a lonely floating turd.

C Everett Poop (633) -- 11.29.2006

That is the best poem I have seen on this site by far.

healthy 1 (1423) -- 11.29.2006

Wow, it's been a while since I have seen a poem get posted, and this is a good one. Way to go CG.

Every time I flush, I will think of this poem, and maybee shed a tear as my little fighter looses the battle against the raging typhoon sweeping it away *sniffle*.
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Watch out for the deadly F4, though he's been gone since '53, he will be back.

Thunderbox (825) -- 11.29.2006

Great little poem CG - lets have some more.

Double Flush (597) -- 11.29.2006

This is a very fine piece of pooetry. It looks like we might be getting some high quality stuff when you're around.

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[Insert witty banter here]

DungDaddy (1370) -- 11.29.2006

I couldn't help but think Poe wrote this. Very good.

The Big Wiper (2244) -- 11.29.2006

Shades of TOT! What fond memories of AP's strip this conjured up for me!

Artful Dodger (347) -- 11.29.2006

What a good poem. While not a comparison, this puts me in mind of the last line of "Ulysses" by Tennyson:

"To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield."

the log of hazzard (184) -- 11.29.2006

Edgar Allan Poe meets Poopreport!

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headman402 (2) -- 11.29.2006

wonders are there many, the greatest of which is a two-foot long poo

SamDamnit (1192) -- 11.30.2006

Nice. We could use more poetry around here.
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daphne (3522) -- 12.02.2006

Nothing like a little prose to cleanse the poop palate. Nice job, there, Greasy.


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PoopySmurf (47) -- 12.02.2006

(holds up lighter to honor Greez)

Professor Lump (34) -- 12.03.2006

I nearly spit my coffee out my nose reading that. Bravo! you win the shit poem of the year. Maybe the century.

AlienPoop (10) -- 02.20.2007

I posted to this by accident as anonymous geust, I guess I have to remember to log in first!!!
Great Prose / Poem I had an Idea / suggestion
What about fictional poop (short) stories aka
"poop - fiction" ??? what do you think??- AlienPoop

edgar allen poo (not verified) -- 02.23.2007

you are the kippling of defecation! your talents are wasted here, you should be on the english faculty at harvard!

Crunchy Frog (48) -- 03.08.2007

That's actually made me teary-eyed. That's quite beautiful. Please send my fondest regards to this lost lonely turd.

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