I HATE hearing other people shit. I find it to be one of the most repulsive parts of public shitting. I guess it's because I tend to poop pretty silently.

So if I hear another shitter, I'll usually vacate the premises. But I guess that's not shame at work... it's revulsion.

I'm working part-time for my friend's home-based company. The office is just off their kitchen where my friend and his wife are usually entertaining some other friends. The bathroom is just off the kitchen, and it has rice paper walls.

The other night I sauntered through the kitchen to the bathroom and shut the door and proceeded to take a long, loud piss. I could hear the others in the kitchen stop talking and then cough, rustle papers around, then start talking again. It was so funny. All I could think was "I wish I had a loud wet fart!!"

I'm shameful in that respect -- to me, it's just embarrassing for both parties (though more embarrassing for the shitter, naturally.) So if I'm a "listener" I usually try to get the hell out of the bathroom before they emerge from their stall. I sort of giggle to myself on the way out, though, happy I'm not in their shoes (girls don't usually take a public shit unless it's some bad diarrhea.)

I think its funny just so long as you're done pissing or done with whatever you're doing while the other person is shitting. Once the that person steps out of that stall, they claim instantaneous shamelessness, and some just can't cope with that.

I hate hearing guys shit!

I DEFINATELY avoid the simultaneous hand washing experience as much as possible.

HOW BOUT THEM BEARS",,,is more than i can take. I guess it's better than "Than last squirt sounded like bad news""

This is an interesting topic. My take on it is as follows: If you're a shameless shitter and someone you know who is dumping (like in the situation Doniker describes) is also shameless, there should be no problem at all in hearing the latter take an average to noisy dump. On the other hand, if either of the two parties is shameful about shitting, then one or both will be embarrassed. I always feel amused if I'm taking a leak or washing my hands in a public restroom and a dude comes out of a stall after a noisy dump looking as if he has committed a capital crime. On the other hand, I admire those guys who emerge from the stall with a satisfied grin and give you a hearty "Howdy!" Good commentary Doniker!

I hate it when someone tries to strike up a conversation with me while he is on the toilet. I get shy.

For me there is no more cosmic experience than pooping outside - especially under a big tree, near a big rock and overlooking a river. For some reason, a poop perch with a view just can't be beat. Recently, however, while performing this very personal p-act, I discovered I was not as alone in my nautural splendor as I thought. I was so careful about picking my place to poop - again, mostly concerned about the view - when out of nowhere a gaggle of girl scouts happened upon my pooping place. Well, with my pant far away from the pooping area, they not only listened but watched as well as I frantically tried to pre-empt my pooping process. I guess I can be thankful I caused as little commotion as I did - I would hate to think how irreversablly shameful it all would have been if those little girls had been from a Catholic summer camp. No one needs that kind of shame in there life.

But would Doniker have still been embarrassed if he did not know about Al's colon operation? Is the reason for embarresment the fact that the dump sounded so painful that Doniker associated this with Al's cancer op. So rather than acknowledge this, Doniker wanted to save the man his dignity by high tailing it out of there so Al believed he'd unloaded in private?

Or does Doniker just not like hearing people answering that call of nature? Interesting questions indeed.

Bottom line...they should outlaw restrooms that have the capability to allow more than one person at a time to shit and/or piss.

Every public restroom should have one toilet and one sink, behind a locking door. This way, if you emerge from the restroom and someone is waiting, nobody knows what you did in there....unless of course it stinks like hell.

I think this site is cool. I never realized that people had so many hangups about shit.I'm usually pretty shameless unless it is really raunchy in a public place. But anyone who says "I hate to hear guys shit" really needs to get a grip. I've always had more respect for a guy who lets one rip than one who has to flush 5 times.

I'm a guy who likes to be heard on the toilet having a good loud shit, therefore I like to hear other guys equally uninhibited as they sit there dropping their turds. I'm proud to sit there dominating the toilet dropping my plops into it; it means I'm using it, my body's working properly, I'm not wimpish about it, and the other guys can feel cool about the sounds they make too. Public shitting? Be proud of yourselves, JUST DO IT! PLOP!

I have to admit it: it absolutely makes my day when I go into the bathroom at work and someone else is in there grinding and grunting away. I love it! Women try so hard to be discreet, subdued, even silent. It's hilarious when they are forced to show their true colors.

At my office, there are only 2 stalls in the ladies room, and it's perfectly clear who's in the stall from their shoes or even from the color of their feet. It's also perfectly clear whose shit stinks, who plugs the bowl with turds, tampons and too much tissue. I find myself much more repulsed watching women staring into the mirror plucking their eyebrows, reapplying their lipstick or flossing their teeth than taking a noisy crap at work.

i am a shameless shitter, hoping i;ll change some day

does anyone have good advice to be less shy while having to shit. i'm more embarassed that i might let out a fart sound, than the smell. i am not ofended by others though. am i love coming home, relaxed to take a nice shit, reading a magazine in privacy, secretly hoping someome might spy on me without me knowing it. of course, it neverhappens. i know taking a shit is natural, but the embarassed part exists. help me someone outthere. when you take a shit, you know you never know when a far might slip out.

e.t. phone home!

to poopoo pal. i;ll glady call you when this girl has to sit down and take a massive dump. maybe you'll want to listen to the cracking and farting sounds too?

I understand doniker, you and I are similar beasts.
I watched a dog slurp up a pile of turds like spagetti today, dry heaving ensued.

I am a shameful shitter but I'm currently working on overcoming my shyness. The sound of another guy shitting his brains out is the sound of freedom. It lets you know that guy has the guts (and bowels) to express what he had for dinner last night.

I we are to be free from our shitting constraints, doesnt that mean that even if you have to listen to another person take a shit, you still salute them for heaving one in Public?

I have no problem hearing someone else piss and/or shit. The only thing that bothers me is the smell afterward.

Growing up, My buddies and I shared a house with a "Jack and Jill" bathroom. We would make the announcement/question by saying, "S.S.W.T.S. anyone?" This stood for "Shooting the Shit While Taking a Shit". We would go in to the adjoined bathrooms together and, well, shoot the shit....while taking a shit. It's alot less lonely and ever since, I've never had a problem with mine or anyone elses shit. I'm a father now, and I try to encourage shamelessness about pooping with my boys. It just makes life easier.

A very REGULAR guy. Like you I am bringing up my boys to be shameless about pooping.

But with two provisos:

1) I personally want them to look upon this as an activity with other males. (They have seen their mother and their sister using the toilet, and our little girl has seen me, and them - all as part of their overall education.) All three of us males use one bathroom, and my wife and daughter use another.

2 I want them to be a bit reticent with other people, without being shameful and embarrassed. Part of the training has been (a) to sit on the toilet in somebody else's house, eg grandparents and other relatives and friends. Usually that has been when the two of them have been staying their together and the younger one has more confidence when the older one is with him.

2 They have also learned to do it without anybody else being in the bathroom. My younger boy did this on his own recently at his grandparents, and was very proud of himself.

3. They also have to learn to use public toilets. My older boy and his pal recently graduated into sitting on the toilet at school. Shortly they are going away on a field trip, and will have to do things like that while there.

The 2. and 3. shouldn't be there in my last two paragraphs

Mr. Sitting Wiper,
I commend you for taking "potty training" to the next level. That's just goooood parenting.

Thankyou, Craptain Pooping for your compliment. My training has recently shown results. Part of it has been to train my older boy to train the younger boy. If I've gone to work early, before they are up, he takes him into the shower with him, and before school supervises his teeth-cleaning and tucks his shirt in for him and helps him to look respectable after he's finished sitting with his trousers down. I'm dead proud of both of them.

i love it when i hear and smell the wet bodily gases releasing from another being. It expresses their individual style. For some the wet ones show that they are lactose intolerant. While the loud dry ones show to be a regular kinda shitter. 4 me im both on certain days. On Baked Beans n ham Tuesday i express my wet side. While Sausage Sunday i show my dry side. Be not ashamed my friends, 4 we all do it and it is Natural.People need to learn how to shit with pride and pleasure. So next time your in the public listening to the guy next door, just say "What a relief. ehh..?" and chances are the guy will say "hell yeah dude" and then u will talk to him when u r done and become friends and go out for a drink. Long live the shameless!!

To be honest, I really think that shitting shouldn't be "shameful" or associated with that word at all. It's natural(like many have mentioned), organic, and healthy. I do agree with Mrs Shameless Shitter about girls and their makeup and whatnot. It makes me wonder why some people prefer to believe in boob jobs, skin stretching and other cosmetic surgery than poo. Come on, JUST POO AND GET OVER IT.

The great thing about shitting in a public toilet is listening to the noises made by the guys in the adjacent stalls and replying with your own collection of farts and grunts and plops. That's why shopping malls where they play canned music in the toilets really get me enraged.

I am a shameless shitter, and will admit that I love to hear others shit with pride and gusto! Power to the Poopers!! Yeah, I am new to the site, but you're not going to hold that against me, are you? I love this site!! I have to get up really early, but I stumbled onto this and can't break off...

I know now that I am a shameful shitter but I dont want to be, I want to be able to shit with pride like any shameless shitter, maybe some day

i am a shamles shitter. at my work there is a unisex toilet blok wich has no stalls just 7 small chemical tolets lined up in this one shed with no walls or nothing in between them. u can just see the other person taking a dump. not many people like to use the toilets because of this.

Have some company...as they say shitting is a zen moment, so pissing, or shitting with someone in the next stall making tons of noise is not a conducive environment for leaving a load of shit.

I hate taking a piss in a long horse like water bin, because everyone knows who is male that all of the others males in the same area taking the piss too are trying check out the lizard that everyone else has. But no man will admit it. Its like men don't know not to look. Where's the freakin privacy at the urinal. Those dam small walls of separation don't cut....

There should be specialist out there for designing better restrooms.

Time was I used to be a shameless listener. Things have changed in large part to my girlfriend. She laughed so hard one day after hearing me take a loud, hurricane style shit. Since then things have been less ackward and sometimes we have compititions to try and make the loudest shits.

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Number One . . . I order you to take a number two.

I don't mind hearing someone next door to me doing their business, just as long as the ass gas isn't too intense.
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It's not nice to fool mother nature.

I agree with healthy 1, as long as I'm not going to be incapacitated by your smell, I could care less that you're doing that next to me.
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

I used to line the toilet with paper to stop the tell-tale splash, even if it was in the desert! I don't like people hearing me shit, let alone fart. When I was married, my husband, when he knew I was in the bog would yell "waddya do for an encore?".

I would rather be caught farting than shitting. So many people don't have the courage to fart. Take my stepfather: he gets out of bed half an hour before everyone else and drops fifteen minutes worth of dungers in the echoing toilet next to my room. He doesn't fart for the rest of the day. My mother: holds them all day, then locks herself in the walk-in pantry, lights a cig, pours a wine and lifts her buttcheek. This facilitates a noiseless (hopefully) fart. The pantry is full of it and it is all when the stepfather is snoring in his chair. Poor Mum!

Mum is a closet wino?

I, too, would drink wine in a closet and fart.

I like her already.

Welcome to Pooreport!

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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

I actually enjoy hearing other people poop. Yesterday I actually had to leave class for what proved to be a mild diarrhea attack; while I was still there, a student came into the neighboring stall (there are only two). He dropped three pieces that hit with sonorous thudsplashes, so I think he was pooping from a near-standing position so as not to sit on the seat. While I was not happy to be there, it was intriguing to hear my neighbor's labors.

I like putting on a show myself so when others do the same its okay. I like to sit down and lean into it creating an extremely loud nuclear crap bomb especially if the food has made me gassy. If it stops conversation I simply go Ahhhhhhemmmmmmmm JUST CLEARING MY THROAT!
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The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!

It does not bother me what the person in the next stall does. What does bother me is no doors on the stall! I like to be alone with my thoughts.

No paper in the stalls bother me also!

I prefer not hearing and not being heard...unless I want to be heard on pupose.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

It doesn't bother me what the person in the next stall is doing. Everyone poops.

Anything that goes on in an ajacent stall is of no bother to me. However, if a tampon applicator falls to the floor and rolls into my stall, I might be a bit alarmed.

Has anyone ever heard classical shameless shitting? I swear, the lady in the stall next to me was shitting to Beethoven.Probably left some lovely flecks of excrement all around the inside of the bowl while she was at it. I didn't stick around for an encore because I was laughing so hard.

HS......Which one of Beethoven's works was this person shittng to?
I once farted the first movement of the 5th symphony, unfortunately I shit the opening note of the second movement and had to quit.

Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

If someone else is having a poop, usually I'll join them in the next stall over. If there isn't another stall or I only had to pee, I'll give them a silent cheer!

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Don't worry, I do it, too!

Some of these comments remind me of when Peter from Family Guy tried to outfart Michael Moore

I believe it was the 5th symphony, Chief. I would've loved to hear you try to outdoo her. Kind of like dueling banjos. I believe that is what Family Guy's Peter was battling to in that episode Mrs. Mad Crapper was referring to.

I must be weired because I don't really care if someone is doing a poo while I can here them I just laugh and it sets them off and they can't finish because they are laughing so much!

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I am me and no one can say otherwise! (I cant spell!)

zartlett fartalot....I corrected the spelling errors in your last several comments. You really should use spell check if you PC has it. Welcome to Poop Report.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

I dont think it would be uncomfortable for me if I heard someone else pooping..everyone poops, no big deal. I happen to be a shameful shitter though ( im workin on it ) so I would freak if someone walked in on me while I was pooping. You would think I would be able to apply the same " everyone poops " mind-set for myself but I havent been able to do it yet.

Last week I started a summer internship in an office. There are about 200 employees. Compared to my high school where I'm a junior, the bathrooms are large but they are very quiet. Like I was bored yesterday while I was peeing and I could easily hear each person come in, latch their door, pull down on the seat tissue lever and rip the paper off then put it on the seat, then they sit down and you can hear most of them pee. A few crap and the gas they blow off is kind of funny to me. But I've never crapped at work so I don't care. However, I'm beginning to worry about what they think of me being faster than them on the toilet and not using the seat tissues. I never have. Even in other places, too. I think they suck. And this afternoon I went in and quickly peed before my boyfriend came to pick me up. I put my purse over my shoulder, flushed, and started to open the bathroom exit door when my co-manager and production coach called out from the next stall "Samantha, aren't you going to wash your hands?" I just think that's like rude and snotty. But I went back and washed my hands because I need the job and Career Impact Experience credits.

Ok, Samantha, I think you need to lose the attitude. I'm a middle school teacher and often I use the student bathroom because it's closer to my classroom and I do stop the girls who bolt out of the stalls and urge them to take a left turn (to the sinks) where they wash their hands. Regarding the seat papers, I'm in agreement with you Samantha. The others just follow the crowd and it might even be a status symbol of sorts with them. Sure we have the seat papers in the faculty lounge bathrooms, but I almost always use the student toilets. Sitting down doesn't worry me.

I chair the wellness committee at the large distributorship I work for. With the national flu outbreak, productivity goals on a daily and weekly and monthly basis, and increased costs of sick days and health insurance, Samantha's attitude is way out of line

Samantha: use the ass paper each time, wash your hands and quit your bitching or the internship will be redistributed to someone with a better attitude and who more closely fits the company "culture" of today.

Samantha.......People with your attitude spread a lot of diseases. Hand washing is not just for you but for everyone you come in contact with. You could make a lot of people sick, including yourself, with your carelessness. Don't worry about the commode liner but ALWAYS wash those hands.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

If you want to progress in the corporate world, you've got to adapt, Samantha. Please don't tell the powers-that-be that the seat tissues "suck" because the decision-makers obviously have added them to already tight budgets. I had a former training officer tell our group that such "amenities" are selected to send a "message" to both employees and customers. Most are smart enough to use the seat tissues. Why not you?

I work for a Fortune 500 company, have a few more years of experience than Fast Samantha but have found a couple of older employees breaking from the mold, so to speak.

If you listen carefully they latch the stall door and within a very few seconds they are peeing very noisily. It took me a few times to figure out that what they are doing is hover peeing. I guess I don't understand the need for them to pee standing because we have the seat covers. Both of them pee, brace themselves against the left side of the stall, and then use their left foot to flush with.

I've never heard them lift the seat so they must have a very rifle-like aim.

Unlike Samantha I don't think I've ever been bored while I've been on the stool. One of our managers' knees crack when she sits down and she groans and stumbles a little when she gets off the stool. Another starts twirling the toilet paper roll once she's seated.

We have one thing in common though: we all wash our hands!

I'm with you, man. I prefer the clandestine crap to the public poop, particularly when the person sounds like they're going to tear their cornhole asunder.

I have an unusually strong stomach. You can say anything you want on virtually any unsavory subject while I am dining and I will not miss a bite. I can walk past maggot infested roadkill with a sandwich in hand and continue chomping merrily away. One of the very few things that causes me distress is to be seated in a public toilet and have a person with diarrhea enter the next stall and start peeing loudly from their asshole. This, combined with the ensuing stench, I find absolutely disgusting.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

O_O Your COMMENT made me want to puke, just thinking about that, Chief. How...*shudders* That's disgusting...I may never eat again...
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The Original Grasshopper

Sorry Leandra....If I were in New York right now I would make it up to you by treating you to a nice chocolate milkshake.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

I didn't puke, Chief, but I did feel my stomach retch slightly. That means it is a good poopreport when I retch.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

I was in a Target a few years ago, and I had to pee... just before I finish, this kid comes in and goes into a stall. While I'm washing my hands I hear sounds that are like a woman's breathing during natural childbirth, and it's the kid in the stall. I'm thinking that he's either really Shameless or he hasn't been schooled in the ways of public restroom usage.

can you prove this to me? yo no believe you -- what smells?

meowpoo.....????????????????????.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

I stopped off at the poo-station in Target the other day and stepped into the unoccupied stall. In the other one someone was rather quietly but audibly dropping soft turds. I quickly sat, farted, and dropped my own, only slightly louder than my neighbor, who surely heard me. He got done first, wiped, flushed, and left; then I finished and did the same. Fairly common experience; I didn't mind it at all.

Sorry to post so soon again--but I meant to say, as part of the last post, that the only time I would regret hearing another person dropping turds would be if he and I knew each other and I knew that he would be deeply embarrased by my hearing him. I can't remember any such incident; so far the folks I have pooped with haven't minded producing or hearing poop sounds.

It's pretty rare that I encounter a pooper in a public bathroom. What is far more common is to find someone who is silently waiting in the stall for everyone to leave so they can poop in private. Usually, in this situation, I linger and spend a long time washing my hands while they just sit in there uncomfortably.

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lookin' for poop in all the wrong places...

I'll be honest, I'm a bit like the Chief in that I can handle most things and keep eating.
Part of my job is to attend fatalities on railway tracks (suicides etc.) and some of the sights I see!!!
I find 'em more fascinating than sickening, but listening to diarrhoea, and the resulting sharp, tangy smell, yep, that can make me a bit woozy.
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The white zone is for loading and unloading only- FZ.

I'm the same way, BM....grisly dead people, or animals, doesn't bother me so much, but get me to clean up some puke, or walk into a wall of diarrhea stench, and my gut does flip flops. Another trigger is, when cleaning out rental homes for my boss, often the fucking slobs formerly living there leave the fridge full of stuff, and the electric gets turned off, sometimes days or weeks before I get in there to clean up and fix stuff...opening that fucker always triggers at least 5 minutes of bad gagging, although I haven't actually tossed my cookies....yet.

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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Bilge.....You remind me of when my wife and I volunteered to help a friend clean a vacated apartment that had just been used by a family from somewhere in the middle east. One of the drawers in the kitchen was full of chicken feathers and another with onion skins. The oven looked like they been cooking whole goats in it without benefit of a roast pan. It took two days and many cans of oven cleaner to get the grunge out. The job was by the unit and we didn't do well with that one.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

I'm one of the ones browny is talking about. I suffer greatly when I eliminate anything and being a shameful shitter doesn't help.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

I'm the newbie. I can only crap at home, and when I do crap it's a momentous event. My buddy comes to check up on me, he smiles like a proud father, checks up on the production and tells me to flush several times to make sure I don't plug the toilet, which I have done in the past.
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assfix

Welcome to poopreport, assfixation. I hope you enjoy yourself.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Thank-you sittingpretty. I love this place :)) I haven't had so much fun with shit. My real name is Fullashit but I go by Fulla and my buddy is Jackshit Fartmaster.

We are very happy to have you, Fulla, and your buddy Fartmaster too.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Well, that is a grim story. Too bad boss did not aticipate the after shock of he night of drinking.....