The Book Of The Shameless

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The Shameless Shitting Manifesto outlines the four fundamental rights of every Shitter.
These rights are ordained by God -- no man may take them away.

The bathroom is a sanctuary, a place where people of all races truly understand the
underlying humanity of one another. This is a sacred place -- a place that must be
free of oppression, of persecution, of fear and of shame.

You may not always be Shameless. Sometimes, even the best of us are a bit Shameful. But, by inscribing your name to this roster, you are pledging to accept the doctrine
of Shameless Shitting, and, more, forever respect the restroom rights of others, with the expectations that all others will respect yours.

620 Comments on "The Book Of The Shameless"

danholio's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

Count me in boys and girls! Do I get a certificate for participation?

ChiefThunderbutt's picture
PoopReport of the Year AwardComment Content ModeratorComment Quality Moderatorf 5000+ points

Oats are the key to anal health. I recently moved and as a concession to good health started eating oatmeal for breakfast on a daily basis. My turds are things of beauty now and should be on display in an art museum somewhere.

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on!

The Fecal Falcon's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

I am a shameless SQUATTER! I've been perching successfully on normal toilets for a few months, which is to say I've been free of that old brain-aneurism feeling that ALWAYS resulted from straining big turds -I eat a lot of oats- through a half-closed rectum (thanks Dave's book for illumination on this, it was a real and frightening problem for me for twenty years). Also free of the "ehhmmuhhhohhheew I don't think I'm done" dirty pressure you all surely know, which for me is the inevitable result of sitting-shitting.

Anonymous's picture

The link for the manifesto is no longer working, somebody please repair it.

Anonymous's picture

That's a tough one, first of all you want your daughter liked by all the kids but you also don't want her to be walked on and picked on. She needs to be able to speak up and talk to teachers and also protect herself if there is no-one near to help her out. It would be good to talk to the school about the on going problems. That would be the best place to start.

fernando's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

I am in the process of becoming a shameless shitter. A few days ago at my office I entered the men's room and my boss was washing his hands at the sinks. I proceeded to enter a stall. He probably thought I was going for a leak and made small talk. I answered casually and took a stall. He stopped talking to me and left. I felt proud since he's my boss and I had the courage to say to him in a subtle way "I'm gonna take a dump". Things have been as usual since then. However, I feel we bonded in some way. The next day he was cool and more relaxed with me.

Anonymous's picture

How come such a powerfully liberating thread pooped out almost ten years ago? Surely our movement is not finished!

Anonymous's picture

I completely agree with your comments, As a guy it's much more difficult to find a place to poo. Easy if you need a pee but there are never enough cubicles and often there is no toilet roll. I would love to be able to just poo anywhere rather than hold it in for hours on end. It's got to be easier to be a woman.

dave P

flushmypoo's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

i am scared to death of public restrooms it just seems so gross to sit on something that hudreds of people have sat on before me it just seems nasty.

flushmypoo's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

FBI, how is this site a possible threat to anybody it is just talking about things people do everyday !!!!!!!!!

Poop John the First's picture
l 100+ points

IIt is only fitting that this be my first post and my first pledge ! We must never forget that everybody's poop smells and looks the same. Mankind could solve a lot of shit by keeping this one thought in mind!

Spreading the turd one poop at a time.

Anonymous's picture

This is my most up-to-date definition of the term I have developed referred to as

Whemying

Definition: Upon experiencing the need “to take a poop,” whemying involves one or more “sessions” (each session lasting for several seconds) of consciously attempting to hold in, to postpone the release of, fecal matter (poop lodged in the anus) by an intentional tightening of the muscles which surround the anus, the express purpose of which is to create (more or less to produce) “a wave” of positive feelings (psycho/physical sensations) in, and perhaps around, the anal area, the occurrence of which seems to reinforce (increase) the likelihood of wanting to whemy once again in the future.

Doug Soderstrom, Ph.D.
Psychologist
dougsoderstrom@sbcglobal.net

Anonymous's picture

I have an unending fear of public restrooms. To my unfortunate horror I've seen some really disgusting things lurking in public toilets. I just can never bring myself to use them. I don't consider myself a huge germ-o-phobe, but the idea of sitting on something that intimate without knowing who was on it before me.... makes me feel sick.

Though In other situations where I know there is a clean bathroom. I should at least be kind to my bowels and let nature take its course.

So with that. I pledge to use the restroom whenever there is a reasonable toilet nearby. I wish I was a lady. They are lucky to carry a purse around. I'd have a small kit for sanitizing everything before I go.

Bingobastard's picture

Signed with a big ole swirly cue! ;)

Seriously, I think this manifesto should be posted in all public restrooms.

Mortgage Leads's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

I am really interested about this threads. I want to know more.^_^ By the way, I am new here in this forum.

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best regards,
Mortgage Leads

best regards,
Mortgage Leads

Pooperlater's picture

I too used to be a shameful shitter. I think it was mainly, as most people, from my family making fun of me whenever I clogged the toilet. They'd call me the Hoover Dam, and yes its funny now, but as a kid I couldn't handle the judgement.

Now I am proud to be shameless, and be able to shit no matter if the toilet clogs or not!

the pigeon's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

I, The Pigeon, am proud to be Shameless. Enough said.


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Some days you're the pigeon; some days you're the statue.

Some days you're the pigeon; some days you're the statue.

Peace2010's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

Yes I agree to this article

Shane

Viv's picture

What does it mean to be a Shameless Shitter?

I once knew a man some called courageous.
He never backed down from a fight and always stood up for what he thought was right.
I once saw him get out of his car and confront a garbage truck driver who was blocking the street. Have you seen the size of those things?

But what is true courage?

He couldn't take a shit in public, or even at home if someone was around. He planned his days to make sure he was home for his B.M. He couldn't pick up dog shit or change a diaper.

This man is my ex-boyfriend, for *I* am a Shameless Shitter.
I understand that shitting is a bodily function and that it is the inalienable right of every human to shit.
Thank you.

Anonymous Coward's picture

I think when I can finaly get out of the house I will eat beans and then go to Walmart and shit. But for now, parents and other people you live with would be very hard to reveal my poop habits to...

the thin brown line's picture
j 1000+ points

I pledge my oath to poo however, whenever, and to the best of my ability in situations grave and sane, until my dying breath. Expungency shall be committed without shame, at least until I need diapers, in which case, this royal pungnancy may revert into a crying infant.

Somethin' mysterious made an exit from the gift shop.

bigbowelmovements's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

I use to be a shameful shitter, but now i march in with pride and idc whose in the bathroom!

muddy waters's picture

some come here to sit and think
I come here to shit fart and stink
Viva La Scat

Kissing Cotton's picture
m 1+ points - Newb


_I shat, therefore I am.______
Who does Number 2 work for?

Fecal Matters.

poospicacious's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

I, Poospicacious, have joined the ranks of the Shameless Shitters - to uphold clean bathrooms, to never harass others with cell phone calls, and to live by the Shameless Code!


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...i'm never done talking about it. (poospicacious)

...i'm never done talking about it.

donutte's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

I'm shameless. I'll go anywhere. If I have to go, after all, I have to go! And yes, I've talked about my not being able to go to more people than I can think (that probably wish I didn't). Thank goodness this site exists.

Shameless Emma's picture

I have a question for you guys and girls. I have no shame when it comes to peeing/pooping. If I think I can get away with it, I will happily leave the door wide open and talk to the dog or anyone else who walks past. Most of my friends and family are the same and I have never considered that anyone else would find it difficult.

However, about ten months ago I began dating a wonderful guy I met at work and our relationship has been great aside from one small problem that I have noticed. He refuses to poop anywhere except his house and even then he needs complete privacy. He lives with his mum, brother and sister and he admits he has to turn the tap on or make some kind of noise when he is in there to hide what he is doing! I finally brought up the subject a few weeks ago and he admitted he finds it really embarrassing if people know he is pooping. He still cannot poop at my place, even though we have been dating nearly ten months.

He always has gas (after four months I had to force him to fart in front of me as he was really hurting whenever we spent long weekends together) and told me he has had hemorrhoids a few times in the past, which makes me think he is making himself constipated all the time from waiting so long to go. It seems a bit stupid to me as I have told him I don't care and won't think anything of it. I make a point of being open with him when I need to go in the hope that he might relax a bit.

He finally managed to go at my house after waiting three days, but he was obviously embarrassed about it and when he got back home he told me he was constipated again! I always thought women were the shy ones when it came to bodily functions. He doesn't seem to have a problem talking about it with me and will fart when I am there. So why is he so damn shy about using the bathroom? And what can I do to help? I feel bad that spending time with me is making him ill!

Carly's picture

Nothing turns me on more than being able to shit. shitting is one of my favorite things to do.
I have no problem using a public restroom, letting myself go for the world to hear. Shitting is natural and healthy, something all us humans should embrace as beautiful

MSG's picture
Comment Quality Moderatori 2000+ points

I think the easiest thing to do is to go to a public toilet hoping someone else will be there so that you can hear his/her droppings, while contributing your own sounds for the other person's enjoyment. I started doing that as needed many years ago, so now I have no trouble using a public toilet, as long as it is reasonably clean.

nyyankee23tnmn's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

when you gotta crap, you gotta crap. i'm not embarassed; i did just take one epic crap!


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i like poopy

i like poopy

poop_master's picture

I promise to do my best, to do my dooty to God and the S.S.M To help others shit shamelessly and to obey the law of the manifesto at all times. So long as I suck air I will poop when I need to or for ever hold my poop.

Child Psychology Major's picture

Renea's question is best answered by planning on the child to grow into one very neurotic young woman who frets over sitting down on a public toilet or worse yet, one who goes through life trying to "hold it" because she was raised to have so much anxiety about sitting on a public toilet.

Renea''s picture

What message is a parent like Muffin's giving by forcing so much attention on her butt not touching the toilet seat?

As far as using an open stall in the opposite gender's bathroom, it helps the parent supervise and keeps the criminals at bay.

ChiliKahKah's picture
j 1000+ points

(raising my right hand) Taking the Oath as I type!

Marty's Muffin's picture

I can relate to the childhood experiences of several of those posting above. My father referred to me as his "muffin" and when I was like 5, 6 or even 7 it was embarrassing to be taken into the mens room with him and to pee or crap in a doorless stall with like 10 or 15 other guys milling around. And before I could sit he insisted on dropping the seat for me, putting a tissue over both sides and over the front (I never understood the front tissue) and then he allowed me to do my thing. Once, I got off the tissues quite a bit and he got angry and swore. I was lucky that by age 8 he was getting more frowns from the other guys when he had me in the mens room and at that point, he let me start going into the ladies room on my own. Often when I'm in a public bathroom today, those horrendous memories come back to me.

RYAN DUFFEE's picture

I am Ryan Duffee! King of the Crapper!!Tyrant in the Toilet!!!Commander of the Commode!!! I can dump a pleasing paste of poo in the john several times a day!! It feels so good to feel that hot liquid drop outta my rearend. Steaming, fresh and brown or green. It can be extremely pleasing to my nasal passage to leave a hulking brown mass in my bathroom

Thaddeus Starbuckle's picture

Eat, poop, and be merry.

Anal Fissureman's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

I was raised to be a shameful shitter, but I've overcome my programming. Now I SHIT LOUD, & SHIT PROUD. It's very liberating.

Casey Purdy's picture

Being an excretory enthusiast since I was young, I endorse this website and it's efforts to make shameless shitting an integral part of society. As a young child, I would frequently describe my bowells, what color they were, which disney charcter they resembled, even their names to the guests at many family occassions. I am an artist with a porcelain canvas and the finished product is an unveiling of unmeddled self-expression in the most primitive form.

the pooping scholar's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

I will hide no more and wait for the other person to leave. I will release the thunder I conceal within and shake the principality that I now rule upon the throne on which I sit. We are kings and queens who must rule our own minds independently, the first step is using our backsides.

GIGJA's picture

I am not a shameful shitter
I have an amazing sexy ass and when I shit I do it good. I am very open about it and so happy to have found a website about it.

Sirenema's picture

I have always promised to not make fun of other peoples bodily functions without their consent (freaks, I know). Don't know if the favor will be turned back on me, but hoping so.

Bobby Smith's picture

last shameless poop was in a rest stop in a rest stop back from universal orlando *signs*

B2B's picture

Me and my mother live together alone since Dad moved out. We know we are really bitchy to one another when we are constipated. Mom will tie up our apartment's toilet for an hour. She just sits and hopes for the best. Sometimes that makes me hold my shit until I get to school. Last Friday, I was like 15 minutes late making it out to the car after school because I had to take the mega shit I had been holding all afternoon. Mom was pissed because I was late and she was holding up traffic. Really, though, I know she was jealous.

Frequent Traveler Torry's picture

We take two or three long car trips each summer. It's my dad who is the shameless shitter. Like when we stop at an interstate rest area it's 15 or 20 minutes he needs ON THE STOOL. Even my mom gets pissed with how slow he is to crap.

Last summer we were on I-80 in Illinois and mom and I were both getting pretty warm in the car and because he had taken the keys we couldn't use the air conditioner. It was like 3 o'clock in the afternoon and really hot and mom asked me to go in and hurry him up.

Well I called into him and he told me to come to the third stall. There was no door. There he was sitting on the toilet with his brown shorts and underwear down to the floor and just waiting for something to happen. This was the first time I had seen him on the toilet and I thought it was gross. He fumbled around in his pockets and finally found the keys which he handed me.

It was about 10 minutes before he came out to the car but he was in a much better mood and was bragging to my mom about the size of his "constitutional." Mom just shook her head and later when I asked her, she told me what it meant. Then she had to call our hotel and guarantee our room for late arrival!

Angie's picture

Like Debby, I had a really anal mother. Debby mentioned she and friends hoping to hear a pee stream in public bathrooms so they wouldn't be confined as long as it would take for the mom to crap. Even when I was with my friends, mom would be very critical of me. For example, a couple of times when we were at the circus, she would listen for the toilet paper roll to be used--a sign that I was covering the seat before sitting down. Otherwise, it would be "Angie, honey, I haven't heard you pull off the toilet paper to put over the seat. You're not sitting right down on that dirty seat are you?" My friends would just laugh but it was so upsetting to me. Even now and I'm 27 I'm still frustrated by such remarks that I am reluctant to use public toilets except in a real emergency.

ChiefThunderbutt's picture
PoopReport of the Year AwardComment Content ModeratorComment Quality Moderatorf 5000+ points

Debby.....I found a good use for the commode covering tissues when I worked at Sam's Club.
They were on an austerity kick in the break room and decided to stop furnishing paper napkins for us to use at lunch time. The seat covers for the bathrooms were stored under the sink in the break room so I used them for napkins. They were satisfactory as napkins but I feel sure they were more expensive.


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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on!

Debby's picture

It was horrible for me until I became like middle school age and didn't need that much supervision out in public places. Imagine what it was like when I was about 7 and with three friends at Six Flags. They would hurry into a stall, pee or crap and be done often before my mom finished putting paper over the seat for me. Then my mom would go down a few stalls and go through the same painstaking ritual for herself. We'd listen carefully and when we didn't hear an immediate pee stream, we knew our break would be unfortunately longer because mom would be dropping a series of logs and costing us valuable time on the rides.

That was more than 25 years ago. Today, with my two daughters (ages 5 & 7)I don't hawk them in public bathrooms. I only ask that they flush and wash their hands. As for me, about 90 percent of my craps are away from home. I'm ready to produce when I sit down and I spend only minimal time on the seat. And since middle school, I stopped covering the seats. I even think it's crazy that some stores have those dispensers of seat tissues. I've never used one.

I'm now in my third decade of being Shameless!

sittingpretty's picture
Comment Quality Moderatori 2000+ points

My mother never let me poop in public. I poop in public everytime I am out in the public. I don't have the choice now. I got asked the same question. My friends were never with me in public places with my mother, so I didn't get picked on for that. So that would make me a shameless shitter.Right?
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Shameless Coward's picture

Let me get this straight ... Annie. Your mother "forced" you to sit ON public toilets so that you would be encouraged to shit regularly? Others' such as Sister in Miserys would forbid it and made them hold it until they got home. Some psychotherapists should be getting a plenty of billable hours in.

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