I, Dave, do solemnly declare myself to be as Shameless as I wanna be. As such, I will do everything in my power to uphold the Four Sacred Freedoms of Shameless Shitting, and do everything in my power to prevent the persecution and oppression of innocent Shamefuls to the best of my ability.

I used to be a shameless shitter. Now I have read your article and it has inspired me to drop a load wherever I want whenever I want (in reason). I will delay my dump in the morning at the comfort of my own bathroom and pinch a loaf at work. They did just redo our bathroom there and it's quit nice. Poopers unite!!!

Also, on another note: Is it THAT difficult to make a public restroom stall door without a 2 inch crack all the way around it?

I was never a shameless shitter and never will be. Don't believe me ? I am so in touch that I take pictures of my poo and post the best turd of the day. So come on over to http://ihtgwsm.com/ and check out my feces of the day collection. Long live the Shameless Shitting Manifesto. Embrace your poo.....

I turd. I poo. I crap. I make dirty dingleberries.

I care not.

- Mookystinks

Shamless, somedays I consider making a "log" book.

I hate to rain on everyone's parade but those of you who can't poop in public restrooms are called SHAMEFUL shitters not SHAMELESS. Shameless shitters are the kind that will go in public places.

In any case, I'm a born-again shameless shitter. Before I would only dump at home, but now I'll shit at work (if I have the chance) or at Wal-Mart with pride.

SHAMELESSNESS FOREVER!!!

To defecate is to live. I do convey my utmost gratitude to all of my fellow Shameless Shitters wherever they may be.

I strongly endorse the Shameless Shitter Manifesto and it's principles. I guess I've always been shameless. I didn't realize until joining PR that folks had such hang ups about taking a dump that they cannot do it at work or in a public restroom. I'm totally comfortable about using public restrooms even those without doors on the stalls and at work where the crappers are just out in the open in a row. So I was a pioneer in this movement. The Manifesto, however, should be a great help to those folks who have been ashamed of taking a dump and these shameful shitter folks are in the majority. They need to be liberated and the principles of the manifesto should do this!

I will endevour to fight for our rights, I am an English female and I feel ready to embrace the battle for freedom ahead of me. Together comrades, we can splash-back in the face of society and help them to dump their prudish values!

I remember a time, not so long ago, that this whole thing began. It was a collective between myself, Dave, and Chip Brown in a story called, "A Doniker in every stall." I replied that EVERYONE shits, and made a big long speech about free shitting. Dave and Chip began to spread word of a "brown revoloution."

I never thought it would go this far...

When I voulentered to help draft the manafesto, I never thought it would go this far...

Now, I am proud to say I'm a part of the brown revoloution, let it be said, that I Bryan J. "TrashcanMan" on this day of July 12th, 2002, hereby declare myself free of any shame involving my natural bodily functions, including but not limited to feces.

I agree with AssBlaster 2000 that there's a lot of confusion out there about this topic. One dude, Cory I think, says he's a shameless shitter, but then at the end of his post asks why there is often a 2-inch gap between a stall door and the partition. I know some folks will object to this type of thing, but that then makes them "shameful" shitters by definition!

i vow to make a deliberate effort to be more shameless. like all major changes in ones personality, you can't just jump right into it if you expect it to last...it takes time.

thanks for drafting this, y'all. it's about bloody time.

I'm going to investigate if this site poses a possible threat to people. If it does I will make sure this web site gets shut down.

Ever get stomach cramps and have to use a public toilet to have a massive diarrhea attack in? That's when your Shameless Shitting really comes into play, especially if you've wrecked the toilet. Since I don't like to sit on a public toilet seat, my ass is kind of on an angle, and once at Lockheed Martin, not only did I get shit all over the toilet seat, I left gallons of it dripping down the wall onto the floor. They must have needed 4 or 5 wetvacs for that mess. Poop with pride, my friends!

The other day, for one of the first times in my life, I didn't sit quietly like a mouse and wait for the other person in the can to leave. Instead, I let out a couple of farts and made a few *plop*plop*s. I kind of booked it fast after I washed up. The experience was quite liberating, really. Thanks to PR I, too, am becoming a Shameless Shitter!

"I Stink, Therefore I Am"

i poop alot and i love it!

shameless i am. shameless i will be. shameless... UNITE

"Caldron bubble, toil and trouble..."

Give me liberty to shit & be proud, or give me death!

what I eat is what I am is what I eat is what I eat... You can lie, but your poop will not lie for you - inspect your shit, it reveals the truth... Stress, love, hate: it's all in the shit.

man, whoever isnt proud of their poop and when they poop, wherever they might be...sher as hell isnt as cool as us!hahaha

I am a very very proud pooper who has no fear about offending the inocent with my horrid ass gas. To all of those who are afraid to poop in freedom keep plugin you will get there... Be strong "Poop long and loud brothers!!"

Verys hamefull in public and also at home, I hate thinking about my perents knowing, it sounds gross, I went into the bathroom once and my mom was in the next room so I had a drink of water insted, I think that one day I will shit in publc, not to busy, but just to see what It is like!

I regret that I have but one ass to poop with.

A lunch at work is not complete until I have taken a grumpy and stretched my miniscule lunch break from 30 minutes to an impress hour and twenty minutes. At first I tried to hide it. Now I walk out of the bathroom with a big red ring around my ass and a big white smile on my face.

No more fake coughing from the stall as I hear someone enter the bathroom. If they try to open the stall I'm occupying, so be it. Let them see me forfilling my destiny as a carbon-based organism.

poop,poop,poop, I love poop,gimme a tree and i will climb up it and shit. gimme a portopot and i will rip ass forever. and give me a public shit recepticle, the more crowded the better and people will be scard for life.

SHIT LOUD SHIT PROUD

Shitting is natural!! Do you hide or become uncomfortable breathing or sneang in public?? I thought not. I love taking a shit in non stall row toilets. I make sure everyone can hear each and every noise my hole is making from the crackling while my whole stretches to the smooth closing when the log rolls out. Its great. Its forfilling and freeing! Hail to the Shameless Shitters

All Hail the Pooplord! May his excrement flow forever...

I am one of the few females I know that will drop trou and let the turds tumble in whichever toilet they may fall. Sure, I may have a stinky rep amongst my friends but there are much worse reps to have than those of the digestively gifted. Work is not a sacred domain either, and while I've had to scavenge for the plunger on occasion in the office, at least I am a healthy and normal person, who enjoys my toilet time.

I shat in thy general direction! Long live the perfect 10!

Finally a resource for empowered poopers! United we poop in these uncertain times. Poop on my brown friends.

fuck shameful shitting. im going to poop when i have to from now on.

Shit! Was I ever relieved when I inadvertently crossed your website. I have been a shameless shitter for years now. Beyond this, my two son's are proud shameless shitters. Some of our more intimate talks are about the freedom and sense of peace taking a "big one!" It says a lot about how much unshit we hold onto during the day. Making it all about shitting is the true path to world peace...too bad we are not able to convince everyone in the world of this. Keep up the good work you are doing...and please do not stop spreading the shit!

G

Like my e-mail a tidybowl4u serves the purpose of leaving your ring around the toilet bowl daily,just remember not to flush so that your poop will have time to build up inside the bowl and make it known that the tidybowl man was here to service your toilet bowl!

People all over Asia use toilets with minimal privacy and feel entitled to pee and poop as much as they want. A Japanese children's book lauds the act of pooping. There is nothing vulgar, grotesque, or offensive about pooping. After sampling free and unshameful pooping in many parts of China, I realized that there is so much that the West can learn from the rest of the world. Let's begin with getting comfortable with our bodies and allowing ourselves to defecate with impunity.

I stumbled onto this web site looking for a good laugh but soon realized that the hardships, diverticulums, and cover-ups of shitting can be avoided. I am proud to have converted to shameless shitism! PoopReport.com has shown me the light!

God mad man; man made shit! And let us not think of the loss when we sit on our thrones. Think of the wonderful joys you embraced when you devoured your food in the name of the almighty. He gaveth to you and you showed your gratitude by unleashing a handsome sphincter snake to the world. Have no shame in that my brothers. It may be #2 to us, but it's #1 to him.

Shameless shitters unite! The Brown Revolution will liberate! The sound of making poop should be one with rain, one with a symphony and one with the waves hitting the shore. Ahhhh the familiar sounds of nature...

I will shit any time I want to. I will Fart loudly and I will make dinklehumbers any time and anywhere...maybe even in my panties. I want to Poop So freely, people will watch me do it...I want to fricken poop and not be ashamed, So that i will be...I will poop, poop, poop, all the time, and mostly, I want to shit with farts So Loud China can hear me...and i want it to smell bad...Shitting should be my job...damn it feel so good to shit.

I, too am a Shameless Shitter, but from now on, I'll poop with pride!

FREEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

* BADOONK * ( sound of loaf hitting waters surface ).

I solemly swear to uphold all shitting rights, privileges and responsibilities. The right of each and every individual to freedom of shit is a fundemental element of our society. I also agree to aid in my gender's understanding of a womans right to take big, brown, loud, stinking shits...and marvel in their ability to let big thunderous farts go when they are sitting on the toilet with their shit stained panties down to their knees and their dresses hiked up over their ass.

Please God, let there be no shame in my game!

I came to this site looking for a laugh. Not only did I find that I was not the only one who found the subject non offensive, it also made me think about pooping. Going poop is natural. I used to be shameful pooper, but in the past few years, I have found that I love to poop in public washrooms. It can be quite pleasurable. As for shamless pooping, I still need work, but am getting there. Last time I just let go with a couple of loud splashes when someone else was in the bathrrom (ironically, pooping himself). So, there is nothing to be ashamed of when it comes to pooping. You heard it straight from the annoynomous coward!

I swear on the charmin. (2-ply)

I love poop! Shameless pooping for everyone!!!

Let`s unite and shit our way up to power! FECAL UTOPIA!!!

The proletariat will huddle in fear no longer. Allow the ass struggle to tear apart the existing paradigm of fecal regimentation! Shitters of the world, unite! Bring forth the fudge from an era of darkness, and return it to the people!

May the sound of my public splashes be the cadence of our march to victory and freedom!

I once was shameful, but now i´m free.

Brown Revolutionaries Unite towards freedom!!

i used to be a shameful shitter, then i had to crap really bad at school. now i do it everyday. oddly enough, we have half stalls at our school to stop smokers. it doesnt work. but anyway, i know i am not the only shameless shitter, for the toilets are often clogged with other peoples' fecal matter. i feel joy when i get to overflow the toilets due to excesss crap built up.

I was never ashamed, just alone (so I thought) now the manifesto has brought new hope into the dreary world of flatulants and shitting! Thanks!

Never shamefull. See:

http://nakedandshameless.com/dave/log/

I shit on everything I see. I eat crap on a weekly basis, and I fart as damn loud as I possibly can. I'm proud of my defecation. So fuck you to the critics and shamefull shitters, I will crap on all of you! www.ratemypoo.com

I LOVE to poo...I shit.......I defecate..............I park breakfast, lunch and dinner..........I drop the kids off at the pool......crimp one off..........squeeze one out...........produce 3 dimentional trumps; AND...........I'm proud of it

ROFLM*O, what a great site! GREAT JOB! http://www.bagofcack.com

I LOVE pooping! I am proud to defecate.

I still hate big hard poop!

I solemly swear, that I will forever endeavour to do all I can for POOP. To Write about it, to talk about it, to photograph it, to sing about it, and to bring it out into the open, so that Poop can no longer be something people have to be ashamed of.

LONG LIVE POOP!

No paper is so great, that it does not deserve to have a little poop spread on it! I shall continue on with effluent editorials!

I'm proud to be heard sitting on the toilet having a good push as my turds start to crackle out of my arse and with some farting to impress whoever can hear me, my logs drop in the toilet with a loud PLOP!

Am I a shameless shitter? YES!!!! I hope I can be of inspiration to other guys as we all partake in a symphony of masculine defecation! JUST DO IT!!

I shall no longer hide behind the bathroom door...IT STAYS OPEN FROM THIS DAY FORTH! HEAR ME NOW! I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT, AND IT IS BROWN! I will no longer succumb to the tyranny of turd burglars, for I do not care!

i have never been a shamless pooper and NEVER will be. i am proud to admit.

I am a wimp and will hold it until my colon bursts just so I can take a dump at home, or I will go in and out of the bathroom 10 times to wash my hands until no one is around.

I am not a ashamed of defication...although I must admitt I am quilty of taking pleasure in shaming the shamed with the theory...'The louder the better'!

I take enormous pride in a face to face encounter with the shamed after my doings. The lower their head, the taller I walk!!!

I Bugman swear to uphold my shitting rights as I download my massive heaps of shat. I stand before you a proud acolyte of El Poop-o, the much respected lord of the crapper. I will stand proud and shameless for shitters everywhere!!!!

Allejujah! I will not be my stool's bitch any longer.

I will respect the poo yet control the poo. mmmm.

Ive always admitted to my farts proudly, after asking anyone present "Do you smell that? Smells like fire or something." That usually gets them. Im gonna goo poo now.

You know what?

I've been obsessed with shit for my entire life. I gladly support this shameless shit movement and assimilate it unto my poilitical religious and socio-pretentious beliefs. Yay!

I am a shameless shitter and hereby vow to get back to shameless shitting just as soon as I'm not doing it into a colostomy bag! Especially in any unisex toilets I can find, like they all ought to be! Until then I shall have to make do with being a shameless colostomy bag emptier... damn this Crohn's disease... but when I get my ability to shit properly back, vengeance will be mine, via the art of shameless shitting! Long live noisy public shits! and yes, I too believe this on a socio-politico-religious level.

KEEP SHITTING WITH PRIDE MY FRIENDS, LET IT BE KNOWN THAT YOU CAN SHIT WITHOUT SHAME!!

I too shit with pride gentlemen and ladies. I shit in public, I shit in private, I shit in church and in movie theaters in those little cupholders. Shit should be embraced, not flushed. Viva la Merde. Gracias

I have shit everywhere conceivable, even before I could get my pants off at times. I am proud to have clogged the toilet at work 5 times, without reporting it!! I have clogged toilets at Walmart, K-mart, Texaco stations and Quick Trips, and I am damn proud. I shit 2 to 3 times daily and it's ussually a pretty hefty load every time. I will always shit with pride...SHIT ON FELLOW SHITTERS!!!

Poop, and me are synonymous, we go together like herman melville and the blue notes. Dare I say, poop completes me. we are the all singing, all dancing crap of the earth. Thank you poopreport.com, I have a home now. Excuse I need to poop.

I shit where I please now, I work as a taxi driver for the Manchester Airport in NH. That bathroom is MINE not the airports, MINE. I sure do make it a library and man I wish I could supply some sort of breathing apparatus for those who enter my bathroom.

I poop and therefore I am. We are not affraid of being, so why be shamefull of pooping. To shit is to be.

Once upon a time I was MORTIFIED to go poop anywhere but home, with the door closed. Know what that got me?? That got me lots of tummy trouble! However, for the past year I have been pooping wherever and whenever I feel the need - in the girl's room at Wal-Mart, in the mall, on campus, in restaurants, I AM FINALLY FREE! It's great! I've had quite poops, loud splashing farty poops, tiny poops and monster huge poops, all in public places. And let me tell you, it feels great to poop unashamedly. I don't even care if my husband walks in on me while I'm pooping at home now, because HEY - he poops too! We all poop!

Women, it's ok! Really! Shit happens, it's natural! So go ahead and hike that skirt up, tug those panties down, sit on that porcelain throne and drop that load! You'll feel better because you did. :)

i love to shit in public i leave the stall open and i dont care and i share seats with men only if i have to and i dont care I LOVE SHITTING

i'm very shameless it all happend when my first boyfriend walked in on me while i was taking a poo

he said oops sorry and walked out but i said no it's ok really come back and he came back in he liked watching me poo he said (it turned him on) then after that i always told him when i had to poop and ask if he wanted to come with me one time he was peeing and i had to take a dump knowing that me pooping turned him on i just squatted down and let my creamy soft poo drop to the floor he got so aroused it was crazy all you ladies if your boyfriend or husband is in to girls taking a poo i advise you to poo in front of him i poop in my panties when ever i can't get to a bathroom the my boyfriend smells my dirty panties and without cleaning me up has anal sex with me it's messy but fun!

I swear that I will be a Shameless Shitter! I do not give a shit (no pun intended) if someone thinks I'm dumb for pooping, because they do it too. No one is immune to the Brown Revolution!

My ambitious bowells have finally concluded their life-long search for an institution whose sole purpose is to defend our unalienable fecal production liberties. "The Book of the Shameless" is a key weapon in combatting the repressive adversaries of defocation, and we, like the Founding Fathers of the United States, are proud to sign the document in the name of independence.

I shit, therefore I am!

I love all things brown -- my bowels explode with hot bowel air preceding the muddy gush of fecal horror that lies with in... Shit damn you! Shit or the terrorists win!!!

Well, this old captain is retired now, but on my schooner when the "head" was down, us sailors used the hole on the bow to, gads this old captain is even ashamed to type or say the word "shit"...well, we shitted in that hole. Right in the front of all the other sailors to see, and no one thought anything, it was just a human, and also animal, function. After finding your site, this captain will no longer be ashamed to use the word "SHIT".... Thank a lot, if any one has any questions about shitting aboard ship, e-mail this ole captain.

I was a shameless shitter at one time but now i am about to change my ways.. Shitting is an art, a passion. It is my way of life.!

I was in a womens bathroom the other day, and i was amazed by the number of women who are shameless, it made me feel like i should be more liberal with my poo, it made me miss the younger days when one really diddnt care, and if your mom said you had to stay inside if you came in again, you pooped outside... yeah..

I admit, I was shameful before I came across this community. I finally realized, everyone creates the beautiful thing we here worship. Even those little bratty cheerleaders with 2 braincells who's body you'd kill for. I am proud to call myself a shameless shitter at last. Thank you, Poopreport. You've made my life better! :D

Shit shit everywhere and not a drop to drink...uh wait, did I say that out loud? It seems that because of my shameless shiting process I have no inner monologue!!!

Fellow shitters, thank you for having the courage to shit wherever and whenever you please!

I shall shit everything out whenever and wherever, this site has inspired me to shit freely.

OMG--I should have inscribed my name in here long ago.

I do it proudly, with my pants down around my ankles, legs spread wide, farts at full-volume, in open or closed stalls, by myself or in front of friends and family, taking nearly as much pleasure in what comes out as what went in. Support the system. Support YOUR system. Let it go down, spin around and poke its head out brown. Shameless then, shameless now, shameless of yore, shameless forever more. To thine own turd be true. S'cuse me, now, I gotta take a big one!

When i meet a new girl and get asked to meet her folks i save all my turds for that day and do one mighty monster in the parents lav....hey if they dont like my turd she is dumped ....im single at the minute...

Ass Plegms the name, Shameless Shitting is my game. Read any of my post, especially "Ass Olympics". I...Have...No...SHAME!!

I,m a true believer in the right to free stench.

poo and be free!

I love to shit, wherever or whenever. And the more it smells, the prouder I am that that shit came out of my ass. We shouldn't be shameful of our shit, all people shit. Who gives a shit?

Well I poop often and i have to say, it's my pleasure. I love it! I just drop the kids of at the pool about five min ago. I had a sundae with nuts, so you already what I saw when I checked my work. Anyway I think pooping is an art. Some get it and some don't. I have rules, I never poop at work and wait until I get home to pinch a loaf. But as soon as I hit the door, my tummy rumbles and the kids are ready to go off the high dive, why mommy reads US magazine. Anyways I have no shame in my game. I'm glad to be a pooper.

Well I'm a pooper and a proud one at that. I tease myself a little before I drop. I let the turtles head peep out a little but then I squeeze my cheeks, not just yet buddy. I eat oatmeak everything morning, so I stay regular. I poop around 11 every morning and I am a shamless shitter. So if you got the stall next to me, you get to hear a little grunting, some splashing and 4 different levels of farts. I poop because I am

I love to poop and look forward to it everyday. In fact when I get done writing this I am going to go pinch this tird I got and it's been sitting a while. I'll most likely drop and half and save the rest for later. There I go teasing myself again!

i once was a discrete, ashamed, shitter. like so many others i have learned to embrace shitting with open arms. Pinching Loaves has become the foundation for improving my daly life. i now find pride and satisfaction when my friends and i blast back-to-back jacks.

This is great! I have to tell you that since being in the nut house, where you have no choice but to shit with people present, I am a liberated shitter.

After being in the hut house for a week, I can confidently say that I can shit anywhere!

The best part of shitting in public is that you get to share the echo of the farts as you let your choco-river flow. you just never know who else might get a giggle out of it.

Last time I checked everyone shits right? I have no problem using a public restroom to poo. Thats why restrooms were invented so we could use them with out shame! After all its completly natural

I've always been Shamless, and now I'll fight the brown fight and help others be Shamless like me.

Shit- The Great Equalizer.

I've never had a problem shitting, in public or private and indeed take great pleasure and pride in each and everyone of my children.

I speak freely about my shitting events in public. I've written stories and poems about the more exciting experiences I've had on the shitter and even went as far once to catalog my shits with a digital camera (Webpage coming soon).

I keep a healthy amount of periodicals at my desk at work, in my car and on the shitter at home; always be prepared. I walk with pride into the shitter with a magazine under my arm and a grin on my face.

Any dirty looks I get I scowl back, "Screw you! I'm gonna shit!" Almost always a pleasurable experience. I love my prostate.

TO shit, or not to shit........... THAT SHOULD NEVER BE A QUESTION

I have been highly persucted for many fecal related matters. Ask anyone that knows me, and they will recall a "story or 2" about a few disastrous fecal related incidents. Most of my companions share a laugh and move on, some however, are in serious violation of the Shameless Shitting Mainfesto. I will spread the word, I will no longer be ashamed of this natural function, I will no longer stop my "activity" just because the stall next to me at work is full and it is extraordinarily quiet in the bathroom. No longer! So says Fat Dave.

I shall shit u not:When I shit,I shit for all I'm worth.Shameless shitting is what gets me out of bed every day. Thank u shameless shitting!

I pledge alligance to this shitter for which it stands!!

I don't care if I blast loud farts of splash like an ass-teroid hit water in a public crapper. and while I don't brag about the stench I leave behind, I am not ashamed of it.

The washroom at my work always has something new everyday. There's some character there (much like that weirdo Brian that writes here sometimes) that's been writing all these strange things on the wall. One day he wrote "I like to eat poop" and some weird little poem along with it. Now in all truth I not only found this funny, I saw the opportunity for humour to be added. I left my big, smellier than usual on that day mess, right there in the bowl. TP and all. Took my own pen out of my pocket and wrote directly above the toilet tank "Here you can eat mine", accompanied by the downward pointing arrow.

Now for a little food for thought (haha), I think that the more shameful the person is about shitting and/or joking about it, the more the odds are they are the ones who initially write the first comments on the

walls in washrooms, smear poopy tp all over the place, etc. All the way weird stuff. Those ones that come here and go all overboard with weird stories (again, ie Brian) probably constipate themselves silly by being way too shameful. The rest of us probably just find the jokes funny and as a result not only have funny stories, but healthy GI tracts. Woe to the shamefuls!

From a former Shameful Shatter

Tear down the walls of stalls.

If Everyone was bare assed then nobody would be embarrassed.

If you do control-f and type in FBI, look what shows up

"my diagnosis, is clogged colon," said the doctor.

"How can we help it?" asked the patient.

"Shamelles shiting is the only cure!" said a nurse with a wink.

Shamelles shittin is possibly healthy so cleanse ur colon witha nice, long, shamelles shitting expierience. It may have saved the patient's life and your's too.

Based on a true storry in shitsville,Michigan

***GO BUCKS***

I, poopstar, promise with all of my heart to forever be a shameless shitter. I won't ever be embarrassed again if I shit at achool.

-Webster's Dictionary defines "poop" as to defecate. Webster's Dictionary defines defecate as to discharge wast from the body through the anus. I say we all just leave everyone alone so we can defecate in privacy!!! Go shameless shitters!!!

-jen the defecate-

I poop lil poops say that everyone should not be scared to drop a deuce no matter the size or location, you should be proud of your poop for it is what makes us comfortable after we are done no matter how bad we fell...

HAVE PRIDE IN THE RIDE..

I have a tendency to produce very flat, slab like pieces of poo. I also have the tendency to not flush. Some people call my slab like poo disgusting and offensive. Personally I think it is quite normal. After becoming enlightened by your doctrine I no longer fear using public crappers and showcasing my quite unique poo.

Thanks, you shameless s***ers

I, The Great Poopini, do solemnly swear on the Shameless Shitting Manifesto to uphold the rights of Shameless Shitters, the privileges of the Fecally Blessed, and the Burned Sienna Justice of this cruel and apathetic world.

I, The Great Poopini, do solemnly swear to never hold back the plops in a bathroom at anytime, anywhere, in any bathroom, on any toilet. To never squeeze my butt cheeks together to curb the flow of gas, or sit up straight to block the procession of eager turds.

I, The Great Poopini, do solemnly swear to defecate generously, for all to hear, for all to enjoy, and if need be, all to see. To wipe profusely, to clean the throne for the next King, and to contain my brown beautification in the Bowl of Splat.

I, The Great Poopini, do solemnly swear to offer a sacrificial poop to the Great God of the Pot three times a day, in deference to his mighty holiness and immense will. To offer yellow holy water often, and an occasional regurgitation, and to have my loyal servants present at each public offering.

I, The Great Poopini, do solemnly swear to gild, frame, or mount any poop deserving of such an honor, with consideration for its color, texture, size, smell, and shape.

This do I, The Greatest of the Great Poopinis, swear.

ask not what the toilet can do for you but what you can do for your toilet as a shameless shitter.

To shit, or not to shit, you shouldnt even have to ask that question.

" .... and the second is like unto it; Shit shamelessly in the presence of thy neighbor, as thou would have your neighbor shit shamelessly in your presense."

when thingslook bad..i find that the solutin can be found while "Making the heap in the corner"

I love my poop, we are one. Gots to keep it real--oooh, explosion, terror.. i explode, and my nine is easy to load, I gotta thank God cause he gave me these jams to rock hard

i never used to get the runs and now that i got it in the ass by a guy i really get them all the time and when i have to go i have to go even when iam outside and there are no bathrooms around i pull my pants down and it runs out....i never used to be this open but now that i read some of theses articles iam not scurred and that is all i have to say.

I poop therefore I am. There is no shame in poop or pooping. In pooping, we come our closest to the act of creation, merging with the cycles of life and entropy. The turtle's beak shall inherit the Earth. Praise chilli.

I, Carlos, do solemnly affirm my allegiance to Shameless Shitting and all it encompasses. I will firmly adhere to the principles outlined in the Manifesto and do my best to combat Turd Terrorism. Shameless now, Shameless forever!

Beloved Comrades, thank God I have found you and this website! At home I am loud and proud, but at work, alas, I am the boss. For two years, I have held back in shame between the hours of 8:30am-5pm PST. Having found this site, I give you my solemn pledge: forever more, during normal business hours, I will proudly trot to the bathroom --- fling open wide the door --- and shit to my heart's content! So what if a client is present? So what if a colleague hears me? So what if a Board member catches a whiff? Fuck 'em all! I will wipe my ass with my law degree in a show of solidarity to this noble cause. Viva la revolution!

Here I sit so broken hearted, tried to shit but only farted, Later on I took a chance tried to fart but shit my pants...

If this has ever happend to you then you are not a shameless shitter, you are afraid of destiny and what it has for you and public bathrooms, so go on and shit your brains out and make sure that everyone in the same restroom as you can smell what you had for dinner the night before, SHIT ON BRETHEREN!

I shall forever be a Shameless Shitter in the eyes of god!

My mom always told me, "Don't be ashamed to poop in a public restroom. If anyone is offended by the sounds or the smells, they must be very misinformed about what a restroom is for." So I was raised to be shameless.

Recently, I started school again. I have taken shameless shits 2x a day, and the other guys there are equally shameless. That old bathroom could become a Mecca for shameless shitters.

I find certain truths to be self ivident, that all shall unite under this doctrine of peace. That all nations shall be free from oppression and that all public utilities shall be properly maintained and cusioned for the comfort of our fellow man. This Manifesto made me realize the flaws in my Middle East Peace Plan. I now shall unite the world under its very truth and very good writting.

President of the United States,

George W. Bush

I'm a big man, and I take big shits. I'm not talking big like Conan the Barbarian; I'm talking batten-the-hatches, hide-your-children, little-asian-men-with-cameras-screaming-"Goshira," shits so big and foul-smelling that they would shame the devil himself. I do this proudly, in public. My goal is to get on the FBI most wanted list, by unleashing a cloud of noxious fumes from my enormous pucker so insidious that it kills on contact, thus proving that you don't need a lab to brew up biological weapons, and you don't need a cause to be considered an international terrorist and abhorration of nature. I wear the banner of "Shameless Shitter" proudly.

I will, from this day forward, no longer be afraid to let my shits be known.

I am shameless, SHAMELESS I SAY, in the art of making poo before my fellow brethren. It is my right to enjoy a good dump whenever I feel like it, regardless of any obligation to friend or family!

Its jacob again with another story of how shameless shitting saved another life.

In shitsville Mishigan a young running back by the name of Roger. Roger dreemed of scoring a touchdown but it never came true. Then one day he asked his doctor about shameless shitting. now every time he takes a shit he is not a loser because he yells SHIT DOWN! AND THAT MAKES HIM FEEL LIKE A WINNER So ask ur doctor about Viagra and shameless shitting and see if its right for u Shameless shitting changed Roger's and my life HOW ABOUT URS? ****GO BUCKS****

Thank goodness! Now I never again have to hide the newspaper under my shirt at work or blame my poor residents at at the nursing home for my little aromatic indiscretions! AT LAST I AM FREE!!!!!