Brown Revolution for sale:   poop culture (!)   t-shirts   certificates   business card holder   stickers   bibs, thongs, mugs and other fun

T-SHIRTS | $13 When you're wearing PoopReport, people notice. And then they give you lots of personal space. THE SKATOLE SHIRT To scientists, skatole is C9H9N. To PoopReporters, it's the molecule that makes poop stink. Get the whole story about these *scientifically accurate* t-shirts here. • Choose brown, khaki, or white    and select your size and    caption below Thanks to Mark of Stain for the idea, and Bunga Din, Di Uhreea, Wonderpance, and Prarie Doggin for the captions. YO, FUCK THAT SHIT Not quite what you meant to say, is it? • Choose brown, khaki, or white    and select your size below OVERHAND VS. UNDERHAND It is the biggest debate of the 21st Century. Here's your chance to choose sides. • Brown, khaki, or white • Carefully select overhand    or underhand below THE COFFEE CONTINUUM It's the inevitable progression. • Choose brown, khaki, or white    and select your size below THE EVOLUTION OF MAN A million years of human history condensed into a single t-shirt. • Choose brown, khaki, or white    and select your size below WEIRD SHIT GOING DOWN What monster lurks in your bathroom? • Choose brown, khaki, or white    and select your size below THE SHAMELESS SHITTER SHIRT Join the brown revolution! • Choose brown, khaki, or white    and select your size below TEED OFF TURD "Why WOULDN'T you buy my &#*!@ shirt??? Asshole." • Choose brown, khaki, or white    and select your size below 10 STEPS OF POOPING & THE POOPREPORT LOGO These are the classics. Every wardrobe should have them. • Choose brown, khaki, or white    and select your size below Select shirt style: Skatole: happens Skatole: science stinks Skatole: silent but deadly Skatole: bad ass molecule Yo, Fuck That Shit Toilet Paper: overhand Toilet Paper: underhand Coffee Continuum Evolution of Man Weird Shit Going Down Shameless Shitter (b&w) Shameless Shitter (color) Teed Off Turd with text Teed Off Turd no text 10 Stages of Pooping PoopReport logo Select shirt color: khaki brown white Select shirt size: small medium large XL Select shipping: Priority Mail (US): $4.95 Two Day Shipping (US): $17.00 First Class to Canada: $10 First Class to UK/EU $12 (NOTE: Please allow 3-4 days for processing.)

POOPING STATUS CERTIFICATES | $5 color; $2 b&w Each certificate is signed and authenticated by Dave, editor of PoopReport. All certificates are nicely printed on nice paper, suitable for framing.

SHAMELESS SHITTER CERTIFICATE They stroll to the bathroom with a newspaper under their arm and a grin on their face... you know they'd love a certificate on their wall. SHAMEFUL SHITTER CERTIFICATE We all poop. But, for some reason, this person is really embarassed by it. This certificate helps them realize that they're not alone. OFFICIAL POOPREPORTER CERTIFICATION When your friends ask if you really wrote that poop story, this is how you prove it. Select certificate style: 1. shameless shitter 2. shameful shitter 3. poopreporter registration Color or B&W? color ($5.00) b&w ($2.00) Select shipping: First Class Mail: $2.00 Priority Mail: $4.95 Two Day Shipping: $17.00 Recipient's name Recipient's PoopReport name

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POOP BUSINESS CARD HOLDER | $7 The perfect gift for those stuck in shitty jobs. Hand-painted. Seriously! Select shipping: See shipping note Priority Mail: $4.95 Two Day Shipping: $17.00

POOP POWER STICKER | 4 for $2 Get the symbol of the brown revolution! Select shipping: First Class Mail: $1.00 Priority Mail: $4.95 Two Day Shipping: $17.00

BUMPER STICKER | 4 for $2 Be proud! Be loud! Discourage tailgaters! Select shipping: First Class Mail: $1.00 Priority Mail: $4.95 Two Day Shipping: $17.00

TANK TOPS, BABY TEES, BEER MUGS, ETC | (cafepress.com) PoopReport has partnered with Cafepress to offer loads of good stuff. A coffee mug! A baby's bib! A THONG??!?

Payment is through PayPal. PayPal let's you use your credit card. Even if you don't have an account, it takes like two minutes to set up. So as long as you have a credit card, you're all set. Please allow a week for non-rush delivery. Questions? SHIPPING NOTE: Stickers, shirts, certificates, and Journals are all shipped by Dave. Business card holders, however, are shipped by a separate supplier. If you order business card holders AND any other product, you will be charged twice for shipping -- once for Dave, once for the business card supplier.