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Casualties Of War

Lil' Plop Cop takes one for the team.
------ posted 01.29.2010 by plop cop (136)

Moving Boulders

Flattery is the most sincere form of imitation.
------ posted 01.28.2010 by The Dapper Crapper (34)

Shock Treatment

It doesn't work on humans, either.
------ posted 01.26.2010 by Swamp Monster (11)

A Stroll, A Stench, And A Stance

Take one, make one, fake one.
------ posted 01.21.2010 by coonarky (12)

In Praise Of Panties

The Brazilian they're hiding isn't what you think.
------ posted 01.20.2010 by mulberrie23 (10)

Soiled Dinner

From the stove to the toilet.
------ posted 01.15.2010 by lauren54 (52)

Firing The Wax Bullet

He loaded the most lethal weapon on earth - his ass.
------ posted 01.13.2010 by winniethepoop (10)

It's The Great Blumpkin, Charlie Brown!

"It was at that point when I spied the box with a picture of a giant, steaming brown turd on the cover."
------ posted 01.12.2010 by Marty McStye (20)

Arco Station Detonation

Who knew one glass of wine could do so much damage?
------ posted 01.08.2010 by Betty not a spa... (10)

Peekaborscht

"Throw me the flashlight before I freeze to death in this shithole!"
------ posted 01.06.2010 by Aya (10)

By Any Other Name

It would still smell like poop.
------ posted 01.05.2010 by Rodins The Stinker (10)

The MacGyver Vandal

One can only imagine what this dad would done with four sticks of bubble gum and a diaper.
------ posted 01.04.2010 by Mundungus Fletcher (13)

Doe-Eyed Number Two-Doer

Weird things can happen when you skip your morning constitutional.
------ posted 12.31.2009 by Charlie (10)

Christmas Memories Of Fickle Roosevelt

Would he or wouldn't he?
------ posted 12.29.2009 by Phil Dinn (10)

By The Light Of A Dangling Moon

When the family outhouse becomes a source of amusement, it might be time to get a library card.
------ posted 12.28.2009 by Squat-n-leaveit (615)

Naturally

Happens every day.
------ posted 12.23.2009 by Legin (22)

Pork-Fried Squid

Dirty hands result in double doody.
------ posted 12.22.2009 by starsong (34)

Damned By Torpedoes

A childhood problem is rearing its head again.
------ posted 12.21.2009 by Pluggee (10)

Chief Bakes The Beans

"Natto is some pretty stinky shit."
------ posted 12.17.2009 by ChiefThunderbutt (3061)

Defying Fluid Dynamics: The Science Of Ass

The Professor shows us it's more than just Number Two.
------ posted 12.16.2009 by Professor Schitt (11)

Camp Enema

There have to be easier ways to unclog your pipes.
------ posted 12.14.2009 by theroyalplunger (20)

Poo Tattoo

There's a fine line between love and love tinged with poo.
------ posted 12.10.2009 by FluffyE (10)

Braced For The Big One

It might not all fit in a bedpan.
------ posted 12.09.2009 by starsong (34)

My Brother's Keeper

The brown side to babysitting.
------ posted 12.07.2009 by karina (11)

Breakfast For Dinner

"I could swear I heard a noise not unlike a blacksmith dipping a hunk of forged steel into a water trough."
------ posted 12.01.2009 by Sickman (42)

Dan Dribbles Down Court

... without the basketball...
------ posted 11.25.2009 by Dan1024 (35)

The Failure Of My Defecation Contemplation

Mom knows. She always knows.
------ posted 11.13.2009 by the pooping scholar (95)

The Thirteenth Hour

"Stone-faced and dreading this endeavor, I carried a few gloves and some lube into the bathroom."
------ posted 11.12.2009 by Scatcat (23)

Homeless Housekeeping

Curbside service takes on a whole new meaning.
------ posted 11.10.2009 by Deja Poo (1053)

White Lies

Young love - ain't it grand?
------ posted 11.05.2009 by TootUncommon (11)


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