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STORIES ABOUT POOP HEADER

Pho Whom The Bell Tolls

From soup to butts.
------ posted 06.29.2009 by plop cop (79)

When Mom Was There For Me

A textbook example of what a good parent should do.
------ posted 06.26.2009 by JP (11)

The Old Man And The See

Pity the elderly bugger's eyes...
------ posted 06.25.2009 by Breath of Ass (26)

The Untimely Jam

Traffic wants to stop, something else wants to go.
------ posted 06.24.2009 by craptastic (13)

The Lav Of My Life: Mom's Bathroom

Another moving tale about moving tail.
------ posted 06.16.2009 by Squat-n-leaveit (449)

Hubris And The Taco Truck

Youthful arrogance is no match for e. Coli.
------ posted 06.15.2009 by Drip Digger (11)

New Mom Learns My Secret

That personality trait didn't last long...
------ posted 06.10.2009 by nho3pd (13)

He Don't Know Shit

Idiot kids say the darnedest things.
------ posted 06.09.2009 by Loocretia Kornmush (113)

Little Ryan, Bowl Barbarian

From the smallest packages come the biggest surprises.
------ posted 06.08.2009 by Pillsbury Dirt Bag (61)

What Happens In Vegas Sprays In Vegas

Insert your "craps" joke here.
------ posted 05.29.2009 by The Dunker (15)

The Dance Of The Defecating Girl Scout

"The fourth Girl Scout Law: Honor and live by the early detection of defecation."
------ posted 05.27.2009 by Bran Lover (362)

Deceiving Trudy

He held the doody.
------ posted 05.22.2009 by JohnnyCrappedCorn (10)

Searching For A Twelve-Flush Program In A Low Flow World

"My name is Bran Lover. I am addicted to PoopReport."
------ posted 05.21.2009 by Bran Lover (362)

Mike's Self-Cleaning Dog

A greyhound inadvertently learns how to wipe its own butt.
------ posted 05.20.2009 by Pill Pooper (520)

Bowel Moving On

"... but the pooting. Sweet Baby Jesus."
------ posted 05.18.2009 by Pill Pooper (520)

The Unflushables

He goosed the girls, kicked the dogs, and filled the bowl with unflushed logs.
------ posted 05.15.2009 by Bran Lover (362)

The Samagoo Squirts

Life on the seven seas gets messy on land.
------ posted 05.13.2009 by plop cop (79)

Liz Dodges My Bullet

Sometimes it's better to avoid the sausage. That's what she said.
------ posted 05.08.2009 by Pill Pooper (520)

The Crunk Poop

Preparing for three months of parents, this is what follows.
------ posted 05.07.2009 by asiansprinkles1 (59)

Campground Lady

Gonna run all night... doo dah, doo dah...
------ posted 05.06.2009 by Mean Old Bastard (22)

Bee M

Look before you leak.
------ posted 05.04.2009 by 1964gto (11)

Night Of The Living Enema

Worse than the surgery itself.
------ posted 04.30.2009 by Bran Lover (362)

Cruel Waters: The Navy's Shitters

It's not just the waves that are churning.
------ posted 04.29.2009 by plop cop (79)

My Lifetime Of Trod-Upon Shit

A recollection of ooze and squish.
------ posted 04.28.2009 by ChiefThunderbutt (2034)

For A Moment, He Was Mine

A tender and fleeting encounter with parenthood.
------ posted 04.27.2009 by the poop one (20)

The Noodles Incident

Don't forget the feline. Ever.
------ posted 04.24.2009 by Assholio (20)

My Brief And Inglorious Return To Beer

In which once is enough.
------ posted 04.23.2009 by Levi OConnell (74)

A Creek When I Need It

Of course, a convenient creek has multiple uses...
------ posted 04.20.2009 by Aznp00p (10)

The High Life

Once again, behold the power of poop.
------ posted 04.14.2009 by asiansprinkles1 (59)

Two Boys One Pot

In which squatter's rights prevail.
------ posted 04.08.2009 by cornleg (160)


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