Lil' Plop Cop takes one for the team.

Flattery is the most sincere form of imitation.

It doesn't work on humans, either.

Take one, make one, fake one.

The Brazilian they're hiding isn't what you think.

From the stove to the toilet.

He loaded the most lethal weapon on earth - his ass.

"It was at that point when I spied the box with a picture of a giant, steaming brown turd on the cover."

Who knew one glass of wine could do so much damage?

"Throw me the flashlight before I freeze to death in this shithole!"

It would still smell like poop.

One can only imagine what this dad would done with four sticks of bubble gum and a diaper.

Weird things can happen when you skip your morning constitutional.

Would he or wouldn't he?

When the family outhouse becomes a source of amusement, it might be time to get a library card.

Happens every day.

Dirty hands result in double doody.

A childhood problem is rearing its head again.

"Natto is some pretty stinky shit."

The Professor shows us it's more than just Number Two.

There have to be easier ways to unclog your pipes.

There's a fine line between love and love tinged with poo.

It might not all fit in a bedpan.

The brown side to babysitting.

"I could swear I heard a noise not unlike a blacksmith dipping a hunk of forged steel into a water trough."

... without the basketball...

Mom knows. She always knows.

"Stone-faced and dreading this endeavor, I carried a few gloves and some lube into the bathroom."

Curbside service takes on a whole new meaning.

Young love - ain't it grand?