From soup to butts.
------ posted 06.29.2009 by
plop cop (79)
A textbook example of what a good parent should do.
------ posted 06.26.2009 by
JP (11)
Pity the elderly bugger's eyes...
Traffic wants to stop, something else wants to go.
Another moving tale about moving tail.
Youthful arrogance is no match for e. Coli.
That personality trait didn't last long...
------ posted 06.10.2009 by
nho3pd (13)
Idiot kids say the darnedest things.
From the smallest packages come the biggest surprises.
Insert your "craps" joke here.
"The fourth Girl Scout Law: Honor and live by the early detection of defecation."
"My name is Bran Lover. I am addicted to PoopReport."
A greyhound inadvertently learns how to wipe its own butt.
"... but the pooting. Sweet Baby Jesus."
He goosed the girls, kicked the dogs, and filled the bowl with unflushed logs.
Life on the seven seas gets messy on land.
------ posted 05.13.2009 by
plop cop (79)
Sometimes it's better to avoid the sausage. That's what she said.
Preparing for three months of parents, this is what follows.
Gonna run all night... doo dah, doo dah...
Look before you leak.
------ posted 05.04.2009 by
1964gto (11)
Worse than the surgery itself.
It's not just the waves that are churning.
------ posted 04.29.2009 by
plop cop (79)
A recollection of ooze and squish.
A tender and fleeting encounter with parenthood.
Don't forget the feline. Ever.
------ posted 04.24.2009 by
Assholio (20)
Of course, a convenient creek has multiple uses...
------ posted 04.20.2009 by
Aznp00p (10)
Once again, behold the power of poop.
In which squatter's rights prevail.
------ posted 04.08.2009 by
cornleg (160)
