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Mark's Open-Door Policy

Posted 03.16.2001 by Mark (76)

It was a shining autumn evening in 1995. The Mid-90s were in full swing, before Late-90s walked upon the scene, and I was in an Arby's with some friends.

Well, right there, I had to dump. One of the unfriendliest of public shatting places is a fast food joint, but Arby's was so unpopular, I risked it. In the Men's, I found that the only stall had a door, but no latch to keep it closed.

In the throes of "having to dump," I delicately set the door as near to the closed position as I could. I then proceeded. In a moment, Chuck Romito came in to piss and, as a joke, kicked in the door of my stall, and walked out.

In mid-release, I pulled the reflex and shoved the door back, but it swung past its neutral closed position to rest wide open. The door was now ajar, away from me, and my condition prevented me from standing up. So I let it be.

And wouldn't it happen that a man in a suit walks in to see me shitting with the stall door wide open. I had nothing to do but accept this fate and hope he was not going to call the cops, or ask me out.

-- and Mark



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bob butthole (not verified) -- 10.21.2002

Jeez Chuck seems like a real ass

The Shit Volcano (3740) -- 10.01.2004

I hope you got your friend back later. I would have "spilled" my Coke on him.

DungDaddy (1386) -- 09.12.2006

This is a good case for keeping your "What the FUCK are you looking at?" ready.

healthy 1 (1427) -- 01.07.2007

THe restaurant management should have had the stall door properly fixed.

As for the man in the suit, you should have told him that "This is not a spectator event".
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"-55F, a new record low? Nope, thermometer went bad. Looks like -50F still stands"

BIG POOPER (1) -- 03.27.2007

oh get over it guys can shit in front of anyone. Us guys are known for big dumps. I don't knwo why they have stalls in mens bathrooms anyways. It's a guy thing to go in together and sit down adn take a dump together and socialize. There isnt anythign wrong with it.

loaf pincher (85) -- 05.03.2007

as embrassing as this would be i'd a said tickets are available in the lobby

RoboCrap13 (391) -- 07.06.2007

I work in a restaurant without an employee crapper. One afternoon on break, I was 'Talkin to Number 2'. I had a kid shove his head under the locked stall door and ask "Whachadooin?" I looked at him and said "Do You Mind?!?!?" He giggled and left.


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You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....

Fecal Follies (167) -- 07.06.2007

And just what did you do to Mark in retaliation for this sick prank?


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And it burns, burns, burns -
The ring of fire.

Miss Simone Scat (570) -- 07.26.2007

You were forced to be shameless. That's not nice.
Producing waste since 1967

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