Jeez Chuck seems like a real ass

I hope you got your friend back later. I would have "spilled" my Coke on him.

This is a good case for keeping your "What the FUCK are you looking at?" ready.

THe restaurant management should have had the stall door properly fixed.

As for the man in the suit, you should have told him that "This is not a spectator event".
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oh get over it guys can shit in front of anyone. Us guys are known for big dumps. I don't knwo why they have stalls in mens bathrooms anyways. It's a guy thing to go in together and sit down adn take a dump together and socialize. There isnt anythign wrong with it.

as embrassing as this would be i'd a said tickets are available in the lobby

I work in a restaurant without an employee crapper. One afternoon on break, I was 'Talkin to Number 2'. I had a kid shove his head under the locked stall door and ask "Whachadooin?" I looked at him and said "Do You Mind?!?!?" He giggled and left.

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You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....

And just what did you do to Mark in retaliation for this sick prank?

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The ring of fire.

You were forced to be shameless. That's not nice.
Producing waste since 1967

That's why I keep my foot or hand on the door even if it locks because I am super paranoid. I have no problem with my family seeing me shit but strangers, in a public toilet? No thanks.
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I was using the bathroom at work the other day in my "office" and my work vest that I had hanging on the door latch slipped a lil and caused the door to pop open and I was so absorbed in poop report that I didn't realize it had came open until someone looking for a stall opened it up trying to come in. Luckily I'm paranoid enough in the bathroom that even tho my eyes didn't see the door open my ears perked up and I heard the door squek and threw my foot up and kicked the door closed on the poor guy. I think I scared him "shitless".

Hi Leaky! I have been meaning to ask you about your screen name. You've mentioned that you always have leaky poo and that you have had your gallbladder removed. Why did they take out your gallbladder and did it have anything to do with your bowel habits?

Well, when I was a kid I used to have rather solid poops. But when I was a junior or senior in high school I started having really bad dierrhea problems. It got even worse when I went to college and I would get really sick while doing navy PT even tho I was in the best shape of my life. I went to the doctor, and eventually gave birth to a six pound gall bladder the size of a grapefruit. It was scarred up really bad and the doc said I had about three years of chronic inflamation and that was what was making me so sick and it was triggered by stress, both mental and physical. unfortunately, I still have pretty sever problems wit my stomach, and I don't think my gall bladder was the only problem, but for now I'm coping well enough. If it gets worse I'll go to another doctor and see what's going on down under.

Jesus, Mary and Joseph. Does anyone know why this happened to you?

No. My mom also had her gall bladder removed and had crohn's disease so maybe there was a hereditary correlation there, I dunno. No one knows. I just accepted that that's what it was and this is the way it is.

That's bad news. I read in another post something you wrote about Vin Diesel doing gay porn. Can this be true? Vin D is a butt pirate?

Yes it is true. As much as I admire him and love the first fast and furious movie he did and am so looking forward to the new fast and furious, it is true. And you know, come to think of it, I'm surprised he's not registered on this site. He just looks like he would have some pretty interesting shit stories to tell from his days as a rebellious nerd.

Who knew. I think Vin Diesel is the ugliest man to ever walk the planet, and there are a lot of ugly mother fuckers out there.

I've seen the trailer for the new F&F and you know Vin's girlfriend dies in the movie.

No I did not know that but think for ruining the fucking movie. I guess I'll have to go take a shit during that part of the movie and hope no one kicks the door open on the nasty lil bathrooms at our theatre.

It wasn't really a spoiler, she dies right in the beginning. The posse is hiding out in the Dominican Republic or some fucking nonsense and Lati or whatever her name is gets hit by an 18 wheeler during yet another stunning vehicular manouver. At least I think this is how Michelle Rodriguez meets her untimely end.

Seriously, can you really "ruin" a movie like The Fast and the Furious? Not to act like the movie snob I am, but it's not exactly an acting tour de force now is it? You watch it for the cars and action sequences not the plot. The plot is an afterthought.

I watch it for the plot. The cars, asses and titties are just a plus. How the hell do you what happened? It doesn't even come out till next month.

That happened to me once as a kid I had to go right after lunch in school and all of the stalls were full so I had to take the one with a broken latch. I had to for the first time lean forward to keep the door closed while shitting and someone almost busted in on me not able to see my shoes and broke down the door.