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Intro-duecing Calving Klein Ass-id Washed Jeans

Posted 03.19.2001 by Joey. (10)
There was this one week when I had the flu. I had just gotten over it, or so I thought. In first period I felt it coming. I asked my teacher if I could go. But he wouldn't let me go.

So, I used an old trick. I told him I thought that I was going to get sick. So then he finally let me go.

He told me to go get my pass. But as I was getting it, here it came. I shit all over myself.

Then the biggest bully came by as I was standing up with a pants full of shit and pushed me into my seat. It was horrible. I squshed all over my butt and back and all down my legs. Then after I left, I still had to wait for my aunt to come pick me up.

Jakcmo (not verified) -- 09.16.2002

FUCK! THAT'S FUCKING NASTY! You gotta get a bunch of people to beat him up.

ashton (not verified) -- 03.01.2003

that really sucks. i feel for you.

The Shit Volcano (3817) -- 02.24.2004

You see, I would have been the one pushing you.

the pants pooper (not verified) -- 08.22.2004

that sucks ass

KeepOnCrappin (551) -- 03.19.2006

I would have been the teacher, except I would have said you could go in the first place.

DungDaddy (1460) -- 09.12.2006

Dave, do you notice an increase in adult participation over the years?

Lame comment! -1 point
loaf pincher (125) -- 05.03.2007

the teacher should have been fired i assure you if he had to shit he'd left fucking jerk!

daphne (4405) -- 05.05.2007

What?


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fartqueen (54) -- 05.05.2007

Please tell me,how did it feel?Pretty squisy huh?I would've wiped my ass all over that jerk who pushed you down!Who do some people think they are?I mean,come on,....you said you were going to be sick.I wish when you shit,it would've splattered all over your bully!That would've been awesome!

The Thunderous ... (741) -- 05.05.2007

So the bully got you huh pushed you right into your seat and you got an assfull of poo? OK turd terrorism is not only acceptable it is ENCOURAGED here. You cant go thru life letting everyone think they can walk all over you. So I agree with fartqueen I would have attempted to wipe my ass all over that bully. Or smeared him with some poo. At that point all decency has been breached so pulling your pants down and wiping yourself all over him would have been awesome. Of course the school may put you in counselling for awhile but hey, its not nice to push a person around particularly after they have crapped their pants. Now of course you didnt do anything here so I think a retaliatory strike is definitely in the wind. Piss in his soda or crap on something he likes. Be creative. Mean people suck! Really let him have it! God Bless the USA!
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Miss Simone Scat (570) -- 07.26.2007

This must have been one of the first stories on PR.
Producing waste since 1967

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