Your experience would be absolutely debilitating for a shameful shitter. It's bad enough having to poop in a public restroom safely shielded behind a stall door, but the thought having your poopy as examined, touched and wiped by another human is unthinkable! I would have called Dr. Kevorkian for treatment before being submitted to this ultimate form of human degradation. Luckily for me my recovery from live replacement surgery was a blur. I shared a room with my old buddy David Crosby and we passed the time drinking tequila sunrises. Wow we were blitzed the whole time. It's amazing how esay getting drunk is on a new liver!

Changing my daughter's diapers never bothered me. But changing my grandfather's diapers were brutal. My grandfather lived to the age of 92, and for the last 3 or 4 years of his life he was bedridden. He always begged us never to put him in a nursing home and we honered his wishes and let him live at home until he died. Grandpa lived with my aunt, but she had a full time job and left the house at 6 AM. I used to stop and check on Grampa around 10 AM every morning and change his diaper. 80% of the time it was urine only. The shitty diapers were nasty. I would open the diaper, roll Grampa on his side, ball up the soiled diaper, lay down a fresh diaper, and roll him on it. I never wiped his ass !! Most of the mornings I was hungover (I had a problem with heavy whiskey drinking back then) and the smell was enough to make me vomit. One time a turd rolled out of the diaper and onto the floor and the dog ate it!!!

i couldn't stand to have someone else wipe my ass. That would be just was too freaky for me. I just wouldn't poop much.

I have for the past 7 years worked as a nurses aid in a nursing home. Changing diapers on the elderly has become so much of a routine it isn't funny. I know it sounds gross, but you do truly get used to it. When people ask me what I do I tell them I am a professional butt wiper! The sad part was i was going to school to become an RN in the course of my clinicals all I really did was wipe butts or help people poop. I have since changed my major and am now persuing a psychology degree. Still working in the nursing home though.

by the way my special technique is to use a a warm cotton wipe to clean the area off really good, then I apply lotion :) and no I do not do this to myself, although maybe I should start.

doniker, I'm going to spew after your tale of woe and intrigue.

poor jimmy! i would be so hummilated.....

i could never handle someone wiping my ass, it has to be done my way...

I'm one of these ass wipers. I totally don't find it gross or anything. Sometimes it stinks and gets messy, but I try to treat people with dignity and set my mind in "clean-up and get the job done quick" mode. It's easier for everyone that way. I don't wipe my ass in the same fashion as I would when I'm wiping someone else's. That's just because when I wipe my own ass I don't get embarrassed. I could imagine it'd be incredibly uncomfortable having someone else wipe my ass.

Until I was about 4 or so, my grandparents would still come in and wipe my ass. It would be with such care, after I shat, I would put my hands up, lean forward, and then BAM! I was in a four-point stance, legs extended, ass in the air, ready for my wiping. "Grandma - come wipe my butt!" would ring out of my lips, and here she'd come a running! I have since outgrown this luxury, but think this would be a nice service to have a live-in butt wiper. You might have to pay a little more than minimum wage, but you'll never have to worry about getting your fingers in it!

I once did that kind of work but now I only help my wife with it.

I was never a "shameless shitter" until one time after an accident that left both my arms in casts for several weeks. Most people I knew only got impatient or incredulous at learning I was temporarily unable to wipe my ass. Sometimes it just went unwiped (usually after a real messy shit, as luck would have it). Then one time I was stuck (so I'd ben led to consider it) with no one around but my brother-in-law who everyone thought was kinda freaky. I soon had a super-humongous turd telling me loud and clear that it just couldn't feel at home in my butt anymore. I tried to hold back but it was hopeless. Soon I had to tell my brother-in-law that I was just going to have to poop and, with no one around but him to wipe my ass, it would just have to go unwiped if he couldn't do it. He kindly agreed to help me any way he could. I'm sure the awkwardness caused me to exaggerate, but it seemed like the noisiest, smelliest, messiest shit I'd ever done. But luckily I found my brother-in-law to be the kindest and most caring ass-wiper I had during my whole period of debilitation. My ass was still a bit sore at the time from an earlier poorer wiping job, but even at that he seemed the most gentle and comforting at it. Afterwards he rubbed some lotion on it for me (something nobody else had done) to soothe it. Needless to say, I made it a point to have him around to do it more times. We became the best of friends, and he's taught me to be a shameless shitter. I've promised that If my husband (his brother) ever leaves me I'll marry him. There are times I would have had sex with my brother-in-law, but he doesn't believe in extramarital sex, so it won't happen unless the conditions of that promise ever kick in.

I think if someone else had to wipe me I wouldn't want lotion like so many of you have said. It'd make my butt feel wet and unwiped. Thats a very gross and incomplete feeling

It depends. I would like someone to wipe my ass if i thought they were really HOT...and I was sexually aroused by them...but in most cases........!

My ass stays on fire, what kind of lotion are you people using? And I agree, I lived in thailand for a while and I bought a couple of women for domestic help, they was hot and I made them wipe my ass after a long hard shit.

No one wipes my ass but me. If I couldn't reach my crack for some reason I would set up sort of a wiping wedge and move my ass across it after a good, hard poop.
Wiping someone else's ass doesn't both me so much. I once took care of my dying grandfather (sort of like doniker) and ass-wiping was part of the proceedure. Before then I never thought I'd have to change an adult's diaper.

I was hurt in the San Francisco earthquake when I was ten. In the process both my arms were broken so ass wiping was difficult. My parents (those religious mental cases) never took me to a hospital. They took me to church instead. I was in pain for days but thankfully it wasn't from life-threatening injuries. Well, God never came by and miraculously healed me and my mother ended up wiping my ass until I could reach my crack. It sort of made me feel good because it was like the perfect revenge for their crap!

I am 21 and still let my mum wipe my ass coz i cant do it properly. When i do it i leave skidmarks in me pants but when she does it there clean.

Doniker's above contribution makes this story 10 times better. I picture a dazed hangover victim just trying to get the job done.

I would not let anyone clean my ass unless it was an absolute necessity.

Like Doniker and TSV, I served as a care taker for a family member. I took care of part of the personal cleaning for my dad in his final days. It was a nasty job, but he cleaned my ass many times when I was a baby, everything in life comes full circle.
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A man who farts in church, sits in his own pew.

I could never wipe my ass too good. No matter how good I thought I wiped my ass, I would get skid marks on my underpants anyway. pisses me off.

Someone else wipe for me? Maybe my significant other IF I had one.
Producing waste since 1967

Once when I was severly passed out on the bathroom floor my mother wiped my ass. I had passed out while shitting. But I couldn't remember it. I found the shame of that hard to deal with though

Im a master shitter, IF you ever break your arms and are unable to .. Wipe your arse, Just go swimming in your local pool? It will realise a giant torpedo and just bribe some kid to say ooops?!? I dropped my mars bar.

Then the fat lifeguard, when he evacuates the pool, and nobody is looking will munch on the, turd torpedo, and really its poo? Yum.