Don't u have anything better 2 doo then make up fake stories that aren't even intereting.

Hey! This one I'd believe. The same thing happened to me once, but I was only two.

this story sucks

So do you, pants pooper.

I remember this happening to me. My parents heard me scream and came running into the bathroom to find me stuck in just that position. Those bastards just stood there laughing at me for a good five minutes before they pulled me out.

This um.."sentence" doesn't even have the worthiness to be called a story...and it sucks monkey ass. I'm just commenting on old stories to boost my rating =))

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I'm not a whore, you are.

Uhm... I wouldn't, if I were you.

It makes the poo gods angry.

She didn't poop her pants!?! This story stinks! Your a Super Duper Dipstick Loser!

Your aunt must be damn small to fit that much of her body in the toilet.

Thought I don't buy this story, I still do think that it is funny.
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I am winter's hurricane, I am the great blizzard of 1899, and no body shall be exempt from my wrath.

that would have been one of thefuniiest things to ever see. all i could picture is my aunt screaming for help because she fell in the shitter but, i don't think they make a bowl that size .....fucking huge bitch!

That's not funny....
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

This story is certainly short but is very believable. The same thing happened to my daughter when she was about two and a half years old.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

Same thing happened to me when I was 4. The strange thing was it was all girls that used that bathroom...why in the fuck was the seat up?!
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Earth, insane asylum for the universe.

ive never fallen all the way in but when my brother and i lived at home while still in college he used to leave the seat up and i would go pee in the middle of thenight without turning on the lights. The second my butt touched the water i would jump up, cursing him. It happened quite frequently and i never could remember to check the seat before i plopped down on it. i hate that.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

"why in the fuck was the seat up?!"

Squatters with a low clearance.
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.

Made me think of the toilet seat scene in I now pronounce you Chuck & Larry.