My identity is confirmed and the doctor is in!

I was just wondering if Milo is a Pug.Those little guys are poop machines.I hope he is house broken.If not they poop everywhere and anywhere except outside.

A baby young enough to still be breast fed and wearing diapers should not have been "left to soak" without your supervision...

You're right, MegaDump. A baby shouldn't be left to soak. It only takes an inch of water for a baby to drown. Also, a child old enough to sit on her own is usually old enough to roll around. She shouldn't have been left up on the changing table unsupervised. She could have fallen.
Who cares if you puked in the hall and the dog is eating it. Make sure your baby is clean and safe first, then take care of the mess outside.
I've had a lot of experience with children and blowouts (or uber-poops, if you will). They sometimes crap all the way up their back leaving nothing on the diaper. Go figure that one out.
Beside the child endangerment, this was a funny story.

I can't relate to this story at all, since my parents had me nuetered. (and a good thing too, for all of you.)

Bilgepump. I think you mean they gave you a lobotomy.

Nah, I was born with hypocerebela dysplasia

oops, its hypocerebral dysplasia, but what do expect?

I, too, was a bit afraid when I read the unattended changing table and bath parts, but he could have had seat belts on the changing table and one of those bath buddies seats. And, I didn't notice an age for the baby.

Well, he sounds like a pretty decent dad anyway. Alot of dads would be swearing and freaking out about a kid crying. And, I pictured a pug, too! (milo and otis movie)

I guess my comment is on the overalls. Thomas, when we was a critter, had these overalls jumpsuit thing that were a bit crimping on the underside. I mean, they pulled on his butt. When he pooped, there was no real room for the poop to move into on the bottom of the diaper, as the "ass pocket" that most babywear comes with on the butt was absent. Cheaply made or not well-designed? Who knows. The end result was always poop that went up his back and through the legs.

I would suggest tossing the overalls and being more discerning when picking clothes out. Don't be afraid to toss stuff with no "ass pocket". Buy pants a larger size. And, I think this dad will do just fine. How many men I know who would not have bathed the baby, but waited until mom came home fill up more than one hand of fingers.

I dunno, maybe it's just me: kid poop stories don't cut the cheese...

your right....I hate baby poop stories.

we all know and accept the facts that babies and young children poop in public, poop there pants, etc.

who cares.

I dare about baby poop'

I meant care about baby poop.Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith yelled at me.

I care too.

No more baby poop please.

Slow day for news at PR?

Man... can you really tell that he wasn't paying enough attention to his kid while in the tub or on the changing table from this story? If hes just around the corner cleaning up, and the baby is in the kiddie tub splashing around, big freaking deal. He didn't specify how often he checked on the child during his cleaning.

If you can't deal with shit dont have kids, my mother says i was awful as a baby

Yes, babies crap all over the place occasionally. Better that it happened at home than when you were out in public. I hope you didn't tell your wife that you left Amelia unattended :)

Unrelated to the poop story, but here goes...My kid puked on me once....I was wearing sweatpants, and sitting on the couch. SOMEHOW, I'll never know the exact details, the puke either flowed down into my pants, or was absorbed by them. You have not experienced parenting until your nutsack has been batter dipped in hot formula puke. No feeling quite like it...and it was not a good one!

Okay, sure-- all babies poop, but under some circumstances, it can be amusing.

The first time i was left alone to supervise my 6-month old nephew, my sister had already changed baby's diaper, fed him, and he was asleep in the baby swing. My sister's words were "I'm only going out for thirty minutes, so there shouldn't be any problems." (in retrospect: BIG RED FLAG!!)

I have a mental picture of how my nephew uber-pooped while asleep in the baby swing... causing copious amounts of fecal flinging. I thought my sister was going to kill me, but she LAUGHED when she came back and saw me bumbling around trying to change a diaper while standing next to a feces-filled swing.

-- I use a squatter, and I love it!

I think anybody who has had to clean a crap soaked baby to be thankful it isnt a crap soaked adult. My best friend works as a residential counsellor for adults with physical and mental disabilities. On one of her very first shifts she entered the room of a resident and the smell of shit was absolutely unbearable.

This particular resident compulsively masturbates, alone or in front of random people. So the staff are required to dress her in a type of jumpsuit that buttons in back and put a belt on her backwards. She also wears a diaper. This evening she had been feeling particularily randy and she masturbated on top of her clothing to such as degree that when she crapped herself while doing it she managed to smear adult shit literally from her vagina to her breasts. My friend had the unfortunate luck of happening upon this situation and was required to wash the patient and her shit soaked clothing.

My friend told me the hardest part was cleaning the crap out of the patient's belly button while trying to avoid vomitting all over the patient and herself.

i hate it when babies do poos like that it makes me throw up i get get my girlfriend to do it.

WELL SAID FART POOPIE!!!!

I say, jolly good show, old chap!

not that amusing, but ok...

I remember being 12 years old and babysitting my little baby cousin. She made a very interesting sound and then the smell hit. I went to grab a new diaper and stuff and when I got back, her outfit was covered in poo. I carefully took it off and when I got the diaper off, she pooped again and explosive baby poo went EVERYWHERE. I swear, kids have the worst timing.

Been there, done that. Our older son is now 4, but we had our second baby 2 months ago, so you can imagine the amouts of poop & diapers we've seen. Just starting off as new parents (it was one of the first diapers we'd ever changed from my first son) my wife received a direct spay hit of yellowish goo all over her face, hair, eyglasses... everything above her waist was smeared, covered, splattered.. The pure pressure of this hellish geyser was incredible... I mean The Exorcist type.
We've lerned from those experiences, and improved techniques since. Still anything can happen with babies.

My God! Baby shit has to be the worst substance in the universe! It has a unique odor of such magnitude that it is roughly equivalent in strength to cow shit, dog shit, cat shit, and a dead rotting carcass all mixed together. It takes a lot of love to want to get close to one of those.

that story is nothing..a walk in the park! my 3rd child (2 years old)has decorated himself, the walls and toys and the dog with poo!
and its not regular baby poo he is 2 so is really nasty to get out of curtain fabric and carpets!!
wait untill im old though im gonna go to his house and poo on his bed ha ha ha

I have been reading a book about a guy that taught chimps to use sign language. His baby chimp changing stories are very similar to this one. I am re-affirmed in my commitment to abstain from fatherhood.
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See, Sam, you and CEP have something in common, after all! :P

Good story AND funny comment stories. I love it when that happens!
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Yes, GGG, that is totally awesome! I wouldn't do like emmy and retaliate like that for the poop decoration. I'd do something much, much worse...

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Around here, our women poop, and it stinks too.

"I am re-affirmed in my commitment to abstain from fatherhood." --SamDamnit

I don't blame you. I feel the same way about being a mother.

No baby poo in this gals future. Thank goodness.
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