Great story.

"uhh, umm, it's iodine" hehe. Ten hours while a log dries 'tween your thighs. Wow. Again, great story :)

10 hours of dried-up turd sticking to your ass and leg, then you went to sleep on it? Wow! You really hated that pan!

I hope you have matured since this experience. The pan can be your friend. There's no excuse for soiling your bed and making extra work for those poor, underpaid, overworked nurses. Let this be a lesson to all of you!

can i smell ur ass?

It's funny that all these people would come into your room and not really say anything... especially that little girl. She surely knew... but she must have felt so sorry for you.

You're a brave kid... pooing yourself to avoid embarassment. Not a smart kid, necessarily, but definetly brave.

Justa Girl I think we are on some same wavelength. First thing I thought of when reading this story was the trouble the nurses went through. As for you Joey I dunno how you could do that to yourself. I crapped my pants once when I was 10 or so but I couldn't handle it. I told my teacher and they called my dad to bring me some clothes from home. We cleaned up in the restroom and I was good to go in less that 2 hours. I'm just wondering.......are you and Max still friends?

this is the best poop story ived ever seain in my life

hey guys i lick my brothers butthole!! is that cool?

I liked that story! It was touching.

And by the way adude and justa girl this is not a damn dating service! Christ!

Hmmm...good story, just one thing...having some experience of hospital routine, find it a bit odd that no nurses or other hospital staff investigated the cause of the odor in your room, because hospital routine has nurses popping in and out of patients' rooms regularly and the traffic only slows down during the night, depending on the type illness and what has to be done with the patient. Unless you were in some hospital that provides really substandard care. Good story all the same.

I've had my share of terrible, embarrassing, horrifying, never-get-the-pic-out-of-your-head, memorable, and should keep private experiences involving relieving oneself. This story is just one of those terrible things you'll have to live with --- you can get a big laugh out of people with that story. WELL DONE!

I agree with Scatwomen. The story was more sad then

funny. The fact that you had to lay in your own poop

for 10 hours irks me. yikes! Remind me to never go to

that hospital.

WE may pretend not to like it but we really really do :)

dude- you layed in your own shit???? cool....

I am a CNA and if you had to lay in you own crap for ten hours it was you choice and you probalby liked it

Oh by the way I LOVED THE STORY

why would you write about that kind of thing? why does this website exist? you people have far too much time

One time, I got in this REALLY bad car accident and my PELVIS was in traction for about 3 weeks, and I was on morphine drip, and a bunch of other stuff too, and I didnt poop for the first two weeks - I only ate red popsicles and cranberry juice for the first week anyways, but you know how opiates constipate. At least I do. Anywho, I got transferred from one hospital to another, and when I got to the new one I FINALLY had to break one off. So of course its a male nurse that day, he brings in the -yes- COLD ASS pan, out it under my ass, then leaves the room. In labor with this shit for like ten minutes, I felt like I was passing a brick sideways, in both size and texture. After I was done, it poked me in the ass until he returned, and after he wiped my ass the guy covered me in baby powder. I hate that shit. the end. true story.

sick disgusting kid - he could have just used his hands to pick up the poop, throw it to a corner or something, then he can clean his hand by licking it clean.

i think its a cool story hehe!! p.s can i lick ur bumhole and can i fuck u i dont know y u just sound nice???

I personally know joey and he is the funniest person that i know...unfortunalely he moved to ohio...joey u need to come back...me and dabbs miss ya...call me sometime 479-521-6359

I had an appendectomy a few years ago, and was in the hospital for a few days.

I think my butt was pretty numb from laying in bed the first couple days. I had no feeling like I had to poop, but, i ad terrible gas. The 3rd day, I could finally stand up and walk around, I got up from the bed, and looked back...what I saw scared the hell out of me. A huge brown poop pool, smeared all over the sheets, with a nice imprint of my ass right in the middle of it! Turned out the gas was a little more than I thought it was!

I went into the bathroom(thankfully inside the room), and washed myself off and changed robes. I went out to walk the halls, and flagged down a nurse, told her what happened and apologized. She said it was alright, though I bet she changed her mind when she walked in there to clean it up.

Only an 8-year-old could do something like lay in his own shit for two hours. Eww!!! When I was eight I tried to crap on a moving train without touching the toilet seat. My poo fell on the floor and I picked it up and tossed it back in the toilet. Then I left without washing my hands. When Mom asked what was on my hands I told her it was chocolate.

Man there aint no female going to help me shit. I do not know what i would do if I had to shit in a bedpan. Where do you put your balls? mine are huge.

Yeah. I'm sure.

wow,didnt you want to call a nurse to clean you butt and sheets? Did it hurt when they pulled the poop off your thigh?

is your brother older or younger?

HAHAHA... that's great... it takes some commitment to lay in your own shit

yea this is my boyfriend and what can i say.....he's a character! Yea he might have shit his pants but that was a while ago and he doesnt do those things anymore. Its been almost a year for us now and we couldnt be happier! Thats the recent knews from the one and only shit-on-himself.....Joey

last week i was at school, and they said there was two exams an hour and a half each! We had no time to go to the loo before hand, and i didnt hav enuf time to finish the exams, never mind take a shit. in the end after what seemed like 3 days, i felt my bum cheaks close in on me, and brown liquid, yes liquid came out of my bum. people started looking at me and laughing, i thought, how do they no? it doesnt smell that bad. and thats when i realized the bottom of my shirt had a large brown stain on it. it was so embarassing! the examiner took me into a private room and said "everything is going to be alright" at this point i was thinking o man im in deep shit- literally. the matrin came and brought me some pants. a horribly true story.

Oh, Dumpster! I have another thread for you! These have to be some of the lamest, yet funniest comments yet! (Well, not all of them, but there are some real gems in here!)

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Broccoli!

lol, let's make a web site for mothing but lame poopreport comments. I'll even host it on my web server if you need to. It's an awesome idea! The PoopReport Hall of Lame.

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Practicing the ancient Chinese art of double flushing... because sometimes, a single flush just isn't enough.

thanks for reading the story much love. joey g60ado@wmconnect.com

Good story. At leat Joey was only 8 and couldn't have been too worried about impressing the ladies at the time.

That comment of mine above was suppose to be SIX years old. Ugh! I left the part about putting the poo back in the toilet, and the chocolate. That was just... too gross for my train story. Didn't realize I had commented about it here.

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I was a category five! Category five, I tell you! Get it right or I'll be back to PROVE IT!!!!- Katrina

Shitting in your bed and lying in it when you know better has a strange effect on nurses. It pisses them off. Its one thing if some poor old geezer who can't help it does so, but just because you don't like bedpans is no excuse. What if the nurse didn't like cleaning shit and just left you lay in it? This ranks right up there with the loser who reaches past his water glass for the call bell to call a nurse to hand him his water. He's damn lucky the nurse doesn't hand him his sorry ass, and so were you.

Ah, hospital shit stories. Someday I'll get around to posting a few of mine. Like the time I was doing PT with my therapist and Mel. I was practicing mini squats (hold onto a bar, squat 4-6", try to straighten legs) and I had a macro squirt. White hospital pants, brown shit and your ass in a squatting position, can you smell the love?

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Ah, hospital shit stories. Someday I'll get around to posting a few of mine. Like the time I was doing PT with my therapist and Mel. I was practicing mini squats (hold onto a bar, squat 4-6", try to straighten legs) and I had a macro squirt. White hospital pants, brown shit and your ass in a squatting position, can you smell the love?

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Number One . . . I order you to take a number two.