That sucks dude. I can't believe you shit in the garbage. I have an image of a grown man squatting in the middle of the kitchen... what if your daughter walked in and saw you? She'd be scarred for life.

maybe next time you could use the garbage disposal.

My daughter was still sleeping when I shit in the kitchen garbage. I made sure nobody would catch me..and I had to shit so bad so it took like 20 seconds to shit and 30 seconds to wipe so I was done real quick.

dude taht was grose lololol tel me moore !!!!1

Incredible! Congrats for having the balls to hold off for so long before replacing the bowl. I've had some 'partial clogs' that were plunged away rather quickly, but nothing like that.

At work we have these super-powerful flushometers rather than toilet tanks. Those babies would probably take a load of hippopotamus shit, and your whole electric razor!

Great story.

haha paul looter that was hilariouse.. "hippopotomis shit and the whole razor hahaha

Just dont make shitting in the kitchen garbage a habit....but desparate times call of desparate measures. I would have done the same thing if there were no other options.

in the garbage!?

Yet another classic and enjoyable poop story. I had many favorite lines again, but this one line will have to suffice......."after having dumped her "bowl of shit". " Excellent.

TIP: Make sure you never never never let a small child dump a whole (or even half) a box of Q-Tips down your toilet. They turn into a dam that slowly but surely builds up with STUFF until it finally becomes completely clogged (because you didn't know this happened and you continued to flush your Q-Tips down the toilet only making matters worse) and your only option now is lifting the toilet and pulling out the Q-tips with your hand because you didn't think to grab a "Q-tip grabbing" tool. This is the worst thing you will ever have to do in your life if you don't heed my warning.

LOOOOL wow i'm in freakin' tears here, great story. LOLOLOLOLOL

I happened upon this website by accident after typing in the word "poop" on a search engine, as it happens to be one of my most favorite subjects. I too have many poop stories. Once, while up in Cleveland at the Museum of Art, I had to poop soooo badly that I just couldn't wait any longer. I happened to make it to the parking lot at the museum and squatted in front of my car making sure that noone could see my naked cheeks and pooped a whopping mountain of chocolate-brown soft serve! In fact, I had to go again and when I was all though there was a total of three poop packs in a row in front of my car! Of course, I had nothing which to wipe my dripping hole except that I found a white wash cloth in my car and proceeded to use that. Now when my friends come over to my house little do they know that the brown stain on the white wash cloth is not dirt! Ta Ta!!

I like po0p!!~!

Gosh I love this story.. Do it in a box in the garage next time and tell us about it

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I had to call a plumber one day as my toilet was behaving similiar to the author's. The first thing he did was boil a pot of water and through it down the chute. It is important, he says, to make sure there is enough that the toilet automatically flushes.

I was a little worried that the porcelain would crack but he assured me that the designers of the throne and the wonderful people at American Standard have accounted for this contingency.

Anyhow, the rapid motion of the aquatic particles transfer their kinteic energy to the particles of the wad backing up the pipe. Anything that is soft and wet will undergo a partial change of state, loosen up and go sailing on down the pipe. This economic and environmentally sound approach has worked well for me a few times now and has saved me some coin to boot.

It's great if you want to play plumber and make yourself some tea at the same time.

what kind of moron would shit in the garbage can?!!!!!!!!

me

I've seen mexicans shit in 5 gal. buckets before. Not an uncommon thing, so this doesnt stike me.

try using a plastic grocery bag secured under the toilet seat in the bowl. then tie it up in another bag and dump it in a garbage you replace daily. good luck all...

Watch the garbage cans at Disneyworld. The Brazilian tourists shit in them all the time.

one time i had to take a big shit and the water was cut of for some reason so i walked around the house looking for something to shit in or on and i couldnt find anything so i went outside and the people across the street were sitting outside so i went back in and looked in my refrigerator i didnt find anything so i looked in my freezer and i took a huge shit in the bucket of chocolate icecream and my dad loves eating icecream and he made me mad earlier that day so i took a spoon held my nose and started sturring it up and latter that night he ate the whole thing and after watching him for about 10 min i went and puked but it's funny know that i think about it

i was in a house in the dead of winter in nd.it had no toilet.i had to take a dump.out side there was a out house.but the temperature was 180 below wind chill facture.so it had also snowed so hard the snow was 4 ft deep.so in the morning everyone was sleeping i took a dump into the cat litter box.then took my cowboy boot and covered it up like a cat.fast thinking i thought.then i sure felt better.instead of frezing my balls off.never went back to that place and partyed again.if you know what i mean.

Just read this one again. I forgot how funny it was.

Funny stuff, but ive never had to poop in a trash can or like somebody said in one of the above posts, about pooping into the garbage disposer. I thought of something funny, is to use the wet/dry vac, and poop into that.

I came acroos this site after searching google for something completly randon with the word poop in it. I can't say that I wasn't pleased to see this site at number 1...even if its about #2

"When you have the broken toilet blues, you need some where to take your poo's."

Just a little tune.

And Brandon Wigfield, who didn't find this site by googling poop?

That was a good story! I kind of expected you to follow the dog and poop wherever he did. In fact, to the people who think it's weird that you pooped in the trash, WHERE do people put dog turds when they clean them up? In the garbage, right? At least, we put our dog's turds in the trash. Why not people turds?

Doniker, panic-flushing a piece of plastice down the toilet is not the act of a adult. Continuing to use the toilet after it's clearly bunged up is not what one living in a civilized country would do. Pooping in the kitchen trash is just hilarious.