My youngest Aunt is only 2 years older than me. So when we were growing up, we spent alot of time together.
She was always staying over.
She was one of those people who would only take a crap every 3 or 4 days, but when she did, look out! It was
always the biggest shit I ever saw.
Well, when I was about 9 and she was 11, she stayed over and my mother told her she had better not clog the
toilet up again like she did the last time. Well guess who decided they had to take a healthy dump?
Well, it came and it was bigger than ever. She was scared shitless. So to avoid my mother killing her, she
dug it out of the toilet (with her hands) and threw it out the back door over the hill. It was so funny that in
the process I pissed my pants laughing so hard.
-- Shelley