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She's Afraid of Being Caught Brown-handed

Posted 03.13.2001 by Shelley (21)

My youngest Aunt is only 2 years older than me. So when we were growing up, we spent alot of time together. She was always staying over.

She was one of those people who would only take a crap every 3 or 4 days, but when she did, look out! It was always the biggest shit I ever saw.

Well, when I was about 9 and she was 11, she stayed over and my mother told her she had better not clog the toilet up again like she did the last time. Well guess who decided they had to take a healthy dump?

Well, it came and it was bigger than ever. She was scared shitless. So to avoid my mother killing her, she dug it out of the toilet (with her hands) and threw it out the back door over the hill. It was so funny that in the process I pissed my pants laughing so hard.

-- Shelley

Bob (not verified) -- 05.13.2001

I like the fact that this story involves both poop and piss!

Joe (91) -- 07.08.2001

Whoa, poo that big, I salute her

Lame comment!
Stainster (not verified) -- 01.09.2002

I lIkE bIg PoO

Nobody Special (not verified) -- 03.28.2002

She should've at least covered her hands with plastic or something before she picked it up...but, hey, she did what had to be done.

Lame comment!
Go Yamamoto (not verified) -- 10.11.2002

I'm gay. Any story that involves poop and... wait... wait.... what's piss? Eastern Intellect 4-Eva

The Shit Volcano (3740) -- 02.24.2004

Whatever.

KeepOnCrappin (551) -- 03.13.2006

Ah hell, clog it up anyway.

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Play it safe and use a port-o-crapper

The Dumpster (2506) -- 03.13.2006

Dave, how far PR has progressed since those early, innocent days when people used to believe whatever was fed to them online.

This story is significantly lacking in what my Jr. High School English teachers used to call "verisimilitude." I say it is full of "verisimiliturd."

DungDaddy (1386) -- 09.11.2006

Dumpster is correct. But we are all a bunch of delicate geniuses now. Back then, Dave had to take watever he could get.

Betty Poop (29) -- 09.11.2006

Excellent story. Short, sweet, and hilarious. More, Shelley??? Can you get your aunt to join PR?

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poop poop eee doop!

loaf pincher (85) -- 05.02.2007

a piss/poop classic i hope your aunt has since found better ways to get rid of her logs,can you imagine if it ever happened at her workplace

Miss Simone Scat (570) -- 07.26.2007

Shelley- The queen of the short story....NICE.
Producing waste since 1967

LeandraCullen (389) -- 07.29.2008

ummm, okay...
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

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