Yuck! haha

grounded for farting,now that stinks!

Nothing to do with poop, but my girlfriend and I had a running joke about one of her brothers having to pee real bad on a trip.

Well, as a big brother, I was taking my two little brothers to a toy store (Pokemon trip at the time). The one in the back seat started making a lot of noise about having to pee really bad. I told him we were five minutes from the store. He screamed that he couldn't wait that long. He actually started crying (and screaming)! We just left another store about two minutes ago, so I thought it couldn't have been that bad. He kept on crying (which I thought was odd since he was like 12), so I finally pulled over on the side of the road. I didn't really notice that he had stopped making so much comotion, and I thought it was a temporary fleeting urge to pee that came over him. I told him that we had stopped and he could get out and go (even though we were in the middle of the city, there were a few trees nearby). His response, to my dismay, was that he didn't have to go anymore.

We ended up going to the store anyway, although I advised that he pull his shirt out over his discolored shorts.

You'd think I would have learned my lesson from my girlfriend's stories about her brothers, but I digress.

Leave your dumb pee stories on some other website. This is just for shit. GRRR!

Grounded for farting? OMG! I was once grounded for taking a whiz! This happened when I was in the 10th grade... One morning before school, I had to pee, but it just wouldn't come out. (I'm sure plenty of you guys have had "bashful bladder" as well.)

There I was, locked in the can, trying to piss, and my mom was banging on the door. I yelled at her to go away, as I was using the bathroom. She continues banging on the door, yelling "What are you DOING in there?!", in an eerily accusatory tone. What did she think I was doing, whacking off? In the morning, before school?

I yelled at her to knock it off, I was trying to use the bathroom, and I'd be right out. In the end, she grounded me for a week for "yelling at her," even though we've had numerous screaming matches before this day. But, of course, she thought I was wanking, so that's probably what did it. (For the record, I was not.)

I barely survived that incident, along with many other DEADLY fights that would ensue. She had a chance to patch things up, but just couldn't swallow her pride. I am now in my second year of college -- going to school during the day, and VERY HAPPILY working nights. I hope there will someday be a reconciliation, but it's gonna take a LOT for her to get back on my good side. For now, she has all the "cooling-off" time she wants...

JDL, your mother should marry my dad. They sound like the perfect match. *cough* assholes *cough*

that piss comment was longer than most of these stories lmao

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this boy should not have been grounded he should have been rewarded i would say he father was actually very proud of him but had to do something because his mom was so pissed i don't think i could have kept a staighrt face if i was this kids dad i know i would have laughed so hard i would have had to pull the car over just so i didn't dirve in the ditch

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Thats really mean!Come on, it was just a fart!His parents were wrong to punish him for this.
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Now that was sweet! Id be laughing too if I made someone dry heave. If I got grounded for farting smelly ones Id fart smelly ones on my dads sandwich! Then watch him eat it

Classic fart in the car pranks:
Version 1: Let out an SBD. After a few seconds ask "Hey do you smell something?" Everyone will reflexively inhale deeply and gag.
Version 2: Two people in the car. Open your window a crack and then fart. If there's noise, the other person will probably open their window all the way. This will force the fart to their side of the vehicle due to air pressure.

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Do you know what he ate that day to cause such a foul wind?
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