That is the grossest thing I have ever heard!

LOL ROFLMAO

funniness!!

hello my friends and neighbors, I am typing this today as a claiming of me and my good friend Mr. Poopman.We should remeber poop in our everyday lives, for without this joyous pleasure our stomachs would be filled with poop and we would be really really really fat. The other day, to thank my poop for his wonderful behavior in my life i stuck my hand in the toilet and pulled it out and kissed it. Now, please take a moment to frolic to the bathroom and do the same. Thank you for your time and pateince, Frumstin McDiver

I had this happen to me in the reverse once. My stupid right-wing, goody-goody Christian playmate (I won't call him a friend) refused to let me in the house to take a shit. I ended up having to squat in the bushes outside. When I was done he ran inside and told "mommy and daddy". They came out and yelled at me, telling me what a horrible kid I was. Fuck those sons of bitches! I should have pushed the little turd into my logpile.

Some Christians are such skanks!

Shit Volcano. Was this guy Southern Baptist by chance? He sounds like a couple of little pricks I encountered as a Baptist kid. (Gee, and you wonder why I left the church.)

Aside from this I had something like Areth's story happen when I was camping in the Three Sisters Wilderness. I'd gone out with a group of geologists, pretty earthy fellows if you ask me (har har har), and we'd just made camp for the night. So I felt the urge and went into the bushes looking for a good squatting place. Unfortunately one of the geologists beat me to the spot. I came around the corner and found him in full squat trying to squeeze out a huge log. The man, a shameful shitter to the extreme, looked horrified and tried to stand up. All he proceeded in doing was dropping chocolate nuggets in his pants.

chocolate nuggets....lmfao

would you say it was kind of a deer in the headlights kind of look ? did you ever tell anyone ? i would say it might have been a very bad rep for your friend

Interesting...not.
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!