Interesting Story, I ONCE SAW A KID POOPING ON THE ROAD AT CANADA'S WONDERLAND.

Art Institute baby! I'm going to the Art Institute of Philadelphia!! And i think poop is great!

Damn I wish I could produce shit that long!

San Francisco must be full of poo-flinging monkeys. When I was there I also saw poop splattered in strange places. I was always amazed at how clean the BART trains were compared to the filthy BART stations in the city.

BART = Bay Area RAPID Transit.

a true shameless shitter to be standing along a city street wiping. the mystery of who flung the shit blob is a very interesting one was it hand done or did this person have some type of super poo powers to project such a greasy mess to such a hieght

Maybe it was HuFlungDung who did it.
Producing waste since 1967

I was saw a man pulling his sweat pants up along interstate 75 in Ohio. Underneath him, a massive pile of poop. Best part was, he wasn't 100 yards past the rest stop.

Liquid shit? Maybe one of those gross people shat in a bag and burst it against a window...
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

How did the poo get on the window at a
height that the human asshole would have been incapable of accomplishing unaided. This is a conundrum worthy of the mental abilities of that great detective Sherlock Thunderbutt.

I sense some type of conspiracy, the asshole did not act alone but was aided by some other body part. Several other body parts can be immediately dismissed as not being capable of such an act. The only possible culprits that remain, after careful consideration, are either the legs or arms.
In the interest of expediency I shall not consider the feet and hands separately but rather as units of these two body parts. The feet, therefore, are part of the legs, and the hands definitely belong to the arms.

If the placement on the glass had been accomplished by the leg/foot unit it would probably have been splattered over quite a large area. The witness says that the shit was in one large liquidy blob that slid down the glass.

The arm/hand unit would be very capable of achieving this deed with a simple and very ancient device. After having sharpened my cognitive and deductive powers my indulging in a gin and tonic, mostly gin with very little tonic, my conclusion is.....the shit was flung onto the window by an atlatl wielding maniac.
Lacking an atlatl I would imagine a maniac wielding a large wooden kitchen ladle could also have done the deed.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

Taking a cue from "The Murders in the Rue Morgue", I suspect it was the orang-utan.
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Someone once left a very large moist turd right next to my garage, in a nice WI neighborhood, maybe 30 feet from the street. No t.p. I've never seen deposits on the side of buildings; I'd say the one in the story was a hand-spackling job, and I hope the donor cleaned himself up afterward.