Awww poor guy...hehe

Wow Ed you really couldn't wait till the guy left the other stall?

didn't you ask for the guy in the other stall to hurry up because you need to go VERY badly?

We should take some advice from kids. Laugh at the simple things in life, it'll be more fun.

All the kids that I was forced to hang out with as a child were stuck up little pricks. They wouldn't dare laugh at someone going to the bathroom. Even at five years old the terrifying thought of going to hell for not being little saints was already pounded into their heads.

No kidding you were scarred for life. Scarred so badly, that you wrote a crappy story for PoopReport years later.

I had a very similar experience around the same age. As I look back, I now realize that kids that age are very curiuos about how the human body works. Needless to say, the experience made me a shamefull shitter for a very long time.

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Jammin' lo'flo's since 1977.

I never really had an experience like this, to tell the truth. Where I attended pre-school we had open stalls because the kids were between the ages of two and four and sometimes needed help in the bathroom. We all just sat on the rows of toilets and shit without a thought in the world. I think it helped defeat shamefulness as we all grew up.

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"That was a very disappointing party. I showed up and everyone left!"- Camille

Hahahahahahahahaha. This is fucking awesome!
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Russell the shitting queen

What happened to Ed happened to me and the 6-year-old I babysit, Eunice. We walked to our neighborhood pool with our swimsuits on ready to swim. After about 4 blocks I told Eunice I had to pee (I shouldn't have had the coffee an hour before) and she said she had to crap. We walked the last block to the pool, showed our season passes and went into the locker room where there were two stalls. Both were unoccupied and without doors. One stall was completely out of toilet paper and had some pee on the seat, but I took it to give Eunice the one with the toilet paper. You could hear Eunice drop her crap and my pee stream had just started when this little boy, probably about 4, came walking over and trying to talk to us. I had to momentarily get down off the seat and swing my arm at him to get him to leave. Both Eunice and I were embarrassed. A few minutes later we found his father asleep in a chair near the wading pool. We probably should have awakened him but we didn't. For the rest of that summer, though, we made sure we went to the bathroom before leaving home.

Mandy--I think it's great that you gave Eunice the stall with the toilet paper since she was taking the crap. But what about you? Sitting in someone else's pee is beyond generous as far as I'm concerned. I would have waited for Eunice to get done and then used that stool. And to top that our parent's generation would have wanted toilet tissue down before ever seating themselves.

Mandy, I'm sorry that happened to you, but at least you learned to go before you left for the pool.
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Russell the shitting queen

Like I don't know how old you are Emily or whether you go to a public school or a private one. But not a day goes by when I don't have to sit on a wet toilet seat or hold my crap until the next passing period which will probably give me the exact same choice. Two or three pees a day and a morning crap can't be prevented. By the way, my mom knows about the situation; she was in the class of '79 and had to make the same decision. Like she says, we bathe or shower daily anyway. Removing crap from underwear and wiping down your legs would be extra work that would suck worse. And the humiliation of the accident-prone 9th grader would be like worse than anything else. By the way, I go to one of the largest PSs in our state.

If that had been me they were watching and laughing at, it would have soon transformed into terror when they got a few whiffs of what the rock was cookin' - that would of sent them back to the pool to clear their nostrils with some nice, heavily chlorinated water.__

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It's O.K., We just have to smell it; He's got to sit in it!

Not a whole lot of alterntives but plan "BM"

I can agree with Brittinie about how school bathrooms really suck and probably have until back to our parents' generation. However, there's no way the seats she sits on could be wetter than the ones in the boys' cans.

On class breaks (4 minutes) 75 or a hundred guys hurry into the room for the 10 or so urinals and six stalls, which by the way, are doorless. Few, if any, of the toilet seats are ever lifted by those peeing so there's no question if I'm going to sit in urine when I shit after homeroom. It's how much! And there's usually another guy carefully eyeing me as I start my wipe because he wants to get his dump in before the tardy bell.

I'll take your stall doors anytime, Brittinie.

CDD: at the very least quickly wipe the seat before you sit. Anything less is, well ... gross!

Although I don't do it with great regularity, I have crapped from a squatting position. There is some splashing, so I lift the seat first. NEVER in 34 years have I sat in someone else's urine!

That actually reminds of this one time while I was taking swimming lessons I went to pee in the changing room which had three stalls urinals and sinks in one area. While there was a stall and urinal close to where you exit the pool and I almost shat there but held it due to the fact that it some other kid had massive diarrhea and so I pretended to have shortage of breath so I wouldn't do anything that might cause it to come out.

At least it was not an outhouse with either a sears catalog or corn cobs.