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Darkroom Dump Revisited

Posted 10.24.2001 by Latrina (71)

During a rather unprofessional conversation at lunch one day, I mentioned the incident of poop-in-the-darkroom to my hard-to-offend co-workers, who laughed heartily and then proceeded to regale me with more incidents of ass related activities in the dark rooms of their colleges!

  1. One of my coworkers who was in the Graphic Arts department of his college told me of he and his buddy's regular habit to "drop ass" (a midwestern term for farting) in the color dark room (a VERY small, completely dark 3x4 foot developing area) as they went in, so that the last person to go in would get two nostrils full of whatever mix of fumes the rest of the class had contributed to the dark room.
  2. Another coworker told me of the "shit bandit", who would decorate random school events by writing a spirited message on a large white wall right before the event began, with, you guessed it: a freshly laid turd of his own making. For four years, he was never caught, and then five years after graduation, at my coworker's sister's wedding, the bandit, drinking his seventh Jack and coke, confessed to the crime while sneaking a cigarette in the men's bathroom. He was asked to refrain from writing any celebratory remarks on the wall of the chapel, and to just use the videocamera they were passing around to record his comments instead.
  3. I myself witnessed a disgruntled young high school student argue with the teacher after his ceramic bong "accidentally" cracked in the kiln while being cooked. The disgruntled student then proceeded to the corner of the room, where, in the midst of a busy, bustling art class, pulled his pants round his ankles, laid bricks in the corner of the room, and then took the nearby wastebasket and carefully placed it over his steaming pile of shyte. For three days, nobody could figure out where the smell was coming from, as it had been nicely concealed by the round bottom of the waste basket. Class, however, continued, with a frequent spray of Glade and every window wide open, in the middle of winter.

So what is it about school that gets the bowels working?

Shit apparently prevails in educational environments! Knowledge must tease and entice your intestines! Above, you have four instances of proof! And in my opinion, that warrants a whole section on the PoopReport homepage in itself!

-- Latrina



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Amy (not verified) -- 10.27.2001

I'm afraid to make comments on stuff here because old, scary people are starting to e-mail me!

Jeff B (159) -- 10.29.2001

You're just imagining things Amy...........so, what are you doing later?

doniker (1534) -- 10.29.2001

I know the feeling Amy, I get some strange e-mails to...but I just laugh them off!!!

Amy (not verified) -- 10.29.2001

Doniker, e-mails easier to laugh at when they're not scary... I mean you're not nearly as vulnerable as I am. Well, Jeff... I'm not doing anything later... What are YOU doing later? lol

Jeff B (159) -- 10.29.2001

I know what you mean Amy! There are some freaks out there on the net and women seem to be the most vulnerable. The only one who has ever e-mailed me from this site is Dave himself. I never get any good emails.

Amy (not verified) -- 11.02.2001

Well... this guy is like... 20 years older than me. Here is a majority of the e-mail. This person shall remain anonymous... (I'm being nice to them.)
"I found your email address at poopreport.com. I am thirty-eight years old. What do you look like? Give
me your age, height and Weight and hair color. Were are you from? How often do you have a bowel movement? How often do you do it? How good does it feel for you to have a BM? Do you urinate when you have a BM? Hope to hear from you soon."
Now... wouldn't all of you be afraid?? I mean... why would you want to know all of that about someone that you didn't know?? I'm still somewhat fightened...

Jeff B (159) -- 11.03.2001

That's some twisted dude Ames. I think you should publish his email address so the sick twisted fool can be exposed for the pervert he is.

Amy (not verified) -- 11.04.2001

I'm not that mean...as tempting as that sounds... I suppose I should expect strange e-mails after posting my address. I know there are a lot of cool people that come to this site... but there are obviously some weird creepy assholes that come here too... Not that I've met any or anything like that... (note the sarcasm)

G Ras (176) -- 01.10.2002

I love fucked-up e-mail. I will give that sick bastard my home address if I could beat him up w/ my bicycle chain!! I like to ride my bicycle, but I lost the key to the great big Master-Lock I bought at Home Club (next to Mervyn's). Do you have a bicycle? Do you know how to pick Master-locks?

Peace

G Ras

bob butthole (not verified) -- 10.21.2002

thats only 3 examples

Kung Poo (91) -- 09.29.2003

This is by far the funniest story on PR. I can't believe I didn't read this earlier.

The Shit Volcano (3740) -- 10.07.2004

Kids can be so fucking sick. I hate shit pranks like this.

Amy, give me a break! This is the problem with women these days (and I have a right to talk because I am one). They are afraid of everything that moves. Get a life!

Ignore the bastard! Erase his mail and don't even bother with it! I, too, get strange e-mails and I really don't give a shit.

I just got one tonight, in fact. All I did was laugh and erase it. But I have never been "afraid" of any of them.

Sorry. This just pisses me off when women do this. You are only as vulnerable as you make yourself. YOU choose to be a wimp. Only YOU can choose to stop being one!!!

mo (not verified) -- 03.05.2005

amy is a scarey afraid of the dark - hides from her shadow and crawls under the blanket bcuz of an email grow up sissy la la

L Wrong Hubbard (216) -- 10.25.2005

SO is anyone going to comment on the actual story after 4 years?
I knew a kid that pooped his pants in gym class in first grade, and it was a big story even in high school. But I guess I was sick that day cuz I don't remember it. Really feel like I missed out on a piece of Franklin, PA history...
Happy trails,
L. Wrong
Chairman & CEO, PPK Industries

DungDaddy (1386) -- 09.15.2006

Shit prevails in schools, because every one, even monkey people, goes to to school.

turd turdgutson (112) -- 09.16.2006

The student body of that school must have been comprised of morons and under-achievers if it took the art students three days to figure out that the shit smell was coming from a wastebasket in the same classroom they were sitting in.
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"...human shit has more of an almond, or perhaps a macadamia flavor to it. I hope you will all take my advice and really consider tasting your poop some time, as I have. It's really quite an experience." - Ratz

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