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Just Like Dear Old Dad

Posted 08.13.2000 by Tony (39)

"When I was little, my Dad would stink the bathroom every morning. I would wait until school to do my morning dump. Now, as the years have gone by, I stink up my toilet as much as my Dad. My dad's so proud of me."
--Tony

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Aisha (not verified) -- 02.19.2002

when i was a baby i would take my poop out of my diapers and squish it between my fingers as if it were sill putty! man did that feel good!

poopstar (not verified) -- 03.31.2003

my dad stinks up the bathroom like shit anytime he goes in there!

The Shit Volcano (3740) -- 02.24.2004

Does your dad take furosimide? Mine does and he always leaves the bathroom smelling like he's rotting inside.

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ExplosiveShitMatrix (22) -- 09.30.2006

l-a-m-e

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healthy 1 (1427) -- 02.06.2007

It sounds liek both of you could use a colon cleanse.

Good short story though.
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I am winter's hurricane, I am the great blizzard of 1899, and no body shall be exempt from my wrath.

loaf pincher (85) -- 05.02.2007

is it not amazing how this happens , if you are young remember that smell of your parents you will be the same some day

Miss Simone Scat (570) -- 08.14.2007

Wow! This is a brown oldie...from 2000.
Producing waste since 1967

Hamster (581) -- 08.14.2007

Certainly MSS - the oldest I've seen on here for sure. Sadly, it brings back memories I'd rather had remained forgotten!!!

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LeandraCullen (389) -- 07.29.2008

wow. this is stupid. glad this site has evolved.
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

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