thats pathetic you made that up and you know it. turds are soft and mushy, they do not roll

they splat

turds do in fact roll. I had a 90 year old grandfather that wore diapers. I sometimes was roped into going over his house to check on him and if he had shit in his diaper I had to change him. On several occasions I stood him up, undid his diaper and a couple of hard marble turds fell out and rolled across the floor. One time grandpa's dog ate one !!

I was in NY this weekend doing E and Blow I didn't eat all weekend. I came home and dropped a poo that had the density of depleted uranium. It would have rolled a mile. I know it.

doni is right, sometimes they can, but this is different. "roll" was a metaphor, like slid down his leg, or bounced.

This story was obviously written by a 14 year old male fecal folklorist. Observe:

The vague description of a medical syndrome. Muscle's don't retract?? Wouldn't he be bound up then and unable to defecate.

"The teachers would all complain about him because whenever he would not want to do something he would then shit his pants on purpose and get sent to the nurse's office". This here just smells of an unwiped bulls anus. How could this child crap himself on PURPOSE if his whole problem is NOT being able to control his craps. Makes no sense.

"My brother told me quite a bit about him."
And?

...you then go on to mention he was in your gym class. Then he was in your brothers gym class. Then YOUR gym class again. Which is it? If you are going to lie, at least PROOFREAD and FACT CHECK.

Anyways, a sad let down from the poopreport in posting this juvenile and obviously farcicle tale.

I believe this story is true. I've had many conversations with the author. I've gotten pretty good at telling the real from the fake, and I'm pretty convinced that Emily is just reporting the facts. Emily is a hard-working poopreporter who has spread poop flyers far and wide in her school. She mentioned this classmate of hers to me in passing, and I encouraged her to write it up --- most people making fake stories volunteer to write them, but in this case, I had to convince her. All in all, I'm certain this is an entertaining story about a fucked up kid.

Every school has some freaky kid in it that does freaky shit. I believe this story and I am one of the most cynical pricks that visit PoopReport.

Every school has a stool hoader.... to doubt and assail a writer is where the bullshit lays.
LOUIS P. was my schools dung packer... he was emotionally and physically abused as a child... I happen to know he came out all right, Thus I can find humour is this story...Peace G Ras

You guys are fucking retarted. Im taking my poop elsewhere.

thanks Doniker, your heartwarming remembrances of your grandpa's turds being eaten by his dog reminded me of when my puppy used to race up to piles of dog turds and do her best to gobble one up before I came after her, she also used to love to eat horse shit

I believe it....and i think it's hillarious!

Story is believable -- I remember a few sphincter rebels in my youth. One point of redemption for the boy ... at least he isn't a tight-ass!

I believe it! I know a pooper that lives around the way. One time some shit was in his drawers on his bedroom floor & he just kinda kicked them to the side!

When my brother was in junior high school, someone was dropping turds in the hallway, but they never found out who it was. He/she became known as the "Phantom Pooper"

I would like to thank all of you for your support..
I am being truthful, for this sick minded chap does exist.. and the kid failed his gym class, so that's why he was in both my class and my brothers.. I don't see why some people have to be so nit-picky about a website concerning Poop.. and I don't see why I would have to proop read and check for facts.. for one thing I wrote it in an e-mail which dave requested for me to write.. I think the people who have to complain about my writings and go on and on about it not being perfect should just suck my left breast and give a high school student some rest.. I'm pretty sure you have better things to do.. To all the people who didn't contradict me, I love you.. and thanks for your support!..And thank you doniker for not being cynical, it means a lot.. And to my special friend, The DEBUNKER.. the only thing around here that smells like a bull's anus is YOU!!!!...

Emily, it might be wise to not suggest to guys that read about poop to suck a high schoolers young breast. Hell, I would suck your left titty, even though I think the story's true.

The school's pool was closed for two days a few weeks ago, and rumor has it that a gym class was swimming in it, and at the final moments of the class, someone found a piece of crap in the pool and everyone had been disgusted that they were in the water with it. I guess the janitors had to come and clean, and another rumor I've heard is that it turned out to be a chocolate candy bar.

I come from upstate NY also and can completely believe the story! Good reporting Emily. We had two brothers that were pretty disgusting (nasty yellow teeth, rarely showered, etc...) and they were both distance runners on our track team and were good at this. Before one 2 mile race the younger brother told me he had to poop real bad but we only had like 2 minutes before the race. He decided to run. Normally he always beat me, but that day, after I witnessed him poo his track shorts I couldn't take it and passed him. After he finished the 2 miles he never stopped - just continued on to the school building. That track meet was in Trumansburg, NY approx April 1987.

Back in the day of 1990 there was a particulary kid who wore diapers and his midsection looked very...bloated. I used to see him place his nasty hands in his pants to adjust his diaper. I can still remember the sound that sounded like a plastic bag being crumpled up. To complement that, he also had giant man boobs but he was skinny otherwise. He made these wierd sounds and played airplanes and racecars with his bacteria covered hands. ewwwww

i meant particular

this story is such bullshit. if the kid constintly shit his pants do you fucking retrds think the board of administration would let him stay in that school? i was kicked out of enuff schools to know that no school would allow a kid to go around shitting his pants constantly and shitting all over the place. u fuckin idiot

Emily your so cool.

This is uncanny. This story also reminds me of the Dutch Wells in Kentucky. He was cursed with a shit disease by God for inflicting anti-semitic rhetoric on his co-workers. One day he was at work and the shiftlead left him in charge and the Dutch Wells crapped his pants because he didn't want to do it. He never wored diapers though. He often wore a do rag so he could keep something handy to wipe his ass when the occasion arose. Since he constantly had shit in his hippy like hair, he would just put his ass rag back on his head and go back to DJ'ing and downloading pirated software. One time he crapped in the pond outside at work. The ducks had to relocate. Long live the Dutch Hippy Wells and his butt buddy, the Dutch Evan!

It's a medical problem called encopresis. Look it up. Schools can't kick you out for medical problems.

liar

i like to poop my pants on purpos

there's poop in my soup!!!

that's sick

Emily... I've cogitated on this for quite a while, and I think I'll take you up on your offer of sucking your left breast (even though I also believe the story)). Will travel. Send the application to my email.

Though it wasn't the best story I have read on this site, it wasn't the worst either. I can believe that this kid exists.

When I was a child my dad worked at a residential school for children with learning disabilities. Unfortunately, people interpreted mental retardation as a learning disability.

One of the students they dumped in there was a kid who had suffered Reye's syndrome when he was young. He was basically a big four-year-old. The kid would get involved with what he was doing and not want to go to the bathroom, so he would shit his pants. Often it was during one of the PE classes Dad taught and he'd have to cancel the lesson because turd balls would start flying out of this kid's shorts.

Encopresis exists. Trust me. I probably don't belong on this page because I am a 30 something mom, but my 13 year old son struggles with this every day. It is the medical condition encopresis and while we have it as under control as it is going to get and have been able to minimize the accidents during school, every few months we have to get massive amounts of laxative to clean him out because he has a huge mass of feces that won't come out, but loose stool leaks out around it.

I understand how it is nasty and I don't understand the schools who do not have a protocol with a kid's parents to send him out to get cleaned up immediately. My son has known how to clean up himself AND the bathroom himself since he was in kindergarten and he would put his soiled clothes in a double ZipLoc in the janitor's closet (poor janitor) until the end of the day.

I heard from other kids that there was a time he left poop on the floor in elementary school and that was legendary.

He also has high functioning autism and is in special class three periods and regular class five periods per day now that he is in middle school.

Somehow since he started middle school it has not been as big of a problem for him.

I am seriously worried about whether he will ever live on his own and be able to be hygienic.

Ah well - anyway, those school poopers do have a legit problem, but it is inexcusable that their parents, teachers and the nurse have not developed a system where, while the accidents may not be his fault, he is responsible for cleaning himself up right away.

This should only minimally be affecting other students, even those like you poopophiles, and to cause teachers to have to open windows and all the other disgusting experiences documented on this forum is inexcusable.

They need to, shall I say, contain the problem.

The poor kid. Does anybody think her willfully invites this upon himself

Poor kid my ass. What about the poor other kids that have to put up with this shit? Put a diaper on him or stick a cork in it. I got NO sympathy.

What a sad tale.Has anyone stopped to consider what this poor guy is going through?.I really dont think he does this on purpose to get out of activities he doent like[would you?]its more like the stress that brings it on.I would have thought a site like this would be more compasionate toward someone with incontinence problems.Before I discovered this site I thought I was the only person in the world who lost conroll of the poopshute now and again.Its a comfort to know im not alone.At the end of the day it cant be much fun for this poor guy walking around stinking of shit and being friendless and no doubt bullied!.

I went to school with a kid who shit himself constantly in music class only (1st grade). Why you might ask? He had a crush on the music teacher. She'd haul his sorry ass off to the crapper in the back of our classroom and clean him up. He'd come back grinning like he'd just won the lottery. I always felt bad for the poor teacher, I don't know what this little cretin ate, but it didn't smell so good when he puked it out his ass. Irony of ironies, now some 45+ years later he works at the same facility I do. You have no idea how hard it is to see him and not recall 1st grade and laugh. I bring my lunch to work as he works in the food preparation area. Gaaaggg!

I went to school with a kid who shat himself all the time. That drove me nuts, but I didn't realize that he ahd a problem down there.

This isn't a bad story, not the greatest, but enjoyable none the less.
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A man who farts in church, sits in his own pew.

Actually this DOES happen. We had a kid in school that regularly crapped his pants and had NO control over it. You could always depend on a crap bomb from him. Whether it was the kind that rolled out of the leg of his pants or left a HUGE shitstain on the outside of his pants. He did it so regularly we called him Soggy Pants. I believe in third grade he had some kind of operation to correct this. He was okay after that actually we used to walk to High School everyday my first year.
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The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!