If anyone is in Denver, go to Piccolo Pizza on Monaco (I think). They have the best spaghetti in the world... the most incredible thick noodles. And the best part is, your shit comes out smelling exactly like the pasta tastes... so you get to relive the experience of eating it all over again.

But I never thought of eating it. In spite of the enticing smell, shit is shit.

I made some hot chili yesterday with hot peppers from our garden and my ass is a flame-thrower today...not something I want to eat. So I guess it does depend on the food. I am eating the same chili for dinner tonight, I am going for the double whammy.

I ate a roast beef sandwich from Arby's yesterday. Today my farts smell like, well, farts.

The funny thing is, my shit doesn't stink. People say, "You think yer shit don't stink?" And I say, "YES!" My mother says it's because I eat so little meat and veggies, mostly just carboydrates and fluid. I can take a huge shit, then let the next person in without offending them, it's fucked up.

I think meat kind of rotts in your digestive system while fruit ferments....hence the bad smell asociated with meat.

Today I was off from work and stuff so I bummed at home and watched TV all day. Anyway, I had not taken a good dump in a while so I felt backed up and gross. At about 7 pm the guts went to work. I sat there and small pellets came out. I was not satisfied so I sat reading a magazine for 5 minutes. Then this flame came out of my ass. well, that is what it felt like. My o-ring just leaked for at least 90 seconds straight....no stop. Then for 15 minutes I had intermittent leaks. When I got up and surveyed my work I was proud. It looked like someone had shoveled in a load of mud in my bowl after a rainstorm.

I cleaned up in the shower with cool water and soap...ahhhhh.

It's funny cause I didn't have anything with pepper in it that was hot like that. I had been beat at work on Sunday cause I worked from 5am and got home at 6pm. I think my body wanted to punish me and say "stop it" by giving me a warning. Technically speaking I think stress has a lot to do with the poop smell, texture, and quantity. Bile is mainly responsible for the odor so I'd say stress increases bile levels since more fats are needed to emulsify fats to provide energy in the stress time. Mine was hot and had a molten smell.

You and your wife went to a nice place, had a great meal, and were relaxing and enjoying. I think your body lowered the bile levels. Of course, a university needs to fund a study so proper controls can be set, a proper sample used, etc....

I'd like to earn a PhD by conducting such a study.

once i ate my shit, and then when i shat it out, it smelled like shit

i think your theory is true

Its true.

If you eat lots of garlic, the immense wet garlic gas you will send forth could bring a building to its knees.

Someone once asked me, if poop varied among dif ethenic peoples, i.e., if women poop smelled dif than man poop, black poop v. white poop, Asian poop v. Icelandic, etc.

I pondered that one for a very long time--the answer is no, no and no.

What truly does make variety of texture and bouquet is diet.

Meat eaters stink to high Heaven!

People on various medications have an acrid, metal-tinged aroma.

Hmm, I wonder what kinda poop Atkins dieters get?

Ah, Dave, are you reading this? There's one for ya--haha!

Thank god someone else noticed how medications make someone's (my mother-in-law's) poop have an "acrid, metal-tinged aroma". I wondered if I was imagining this. TIP: The hotter the hot sauce you eat the more numbing effect it will have for the morning burnin' ring O' fire. Not sure but I think those poops smell "hot".

Yesterday, I ate at Wendys.

Today my farts smelled like McDonalds.

I always just figured that the smell, color, content, solidity, etc. of my poop was directly related to the food that I ate. My suspicions were recently confirmed: On Friday night my friend and I decided to hang out and have some beers and watch whatever was on the sports channels(golf channel included). Well, as usual, some beers turned into lets go to the store and get more beers. It also happens that right next to the store is the "discount" mexican fast food stop, i.e. Filiberto's aka Roberto's, Guierllmoberto's, Mikeberto's, if you live in Phoenix, you know what I'm talking about and if you've eaten there, you probably have an idea where this story is going. Anyway a fresh 18 pack and 2 hot chicken burritos and away we went. So we're back at the apartment and within a couple hours the burritos and the beer are gone and I've had too much to drink to drive home, so the recliner becomes my bed tonight. Next morning I wake up, dehydrated and hung-over but ready to go home. I'm just about to my house when it happened, the poop knew we were close to home and it wanted out. I got home, ran(I stress ran) to the bathroom and proceeded to shit fiery lava which left my ass burning for about 2 hours. The shit in it's semi-solid form was the same color and smelled exactly(no joke) like the hot sauce in the damn chicken burrito. I don't really know why I shared this story, but I'm glad that now I have a forum where stories like mine are not only understood, but appreciated. Happy shitting.

u guys are all fricken freaks and shoulb be put in an insane asylum then shot and killed then be eaten by hannibal lector

you, some shmoe man, should lay down on the ground, let me squat over your face, and let me shit in your mouth.

I thank all of you that have voted for me as PoopReporter of 2002.

Why did you vote for me? e-mail me..lets talk.

Thanks!!

yesterday I ate at Wendys # 16 St Johns and got treated like the worst kind of pooo pooo

YESTERDAY I SAW SOME GUY IN THE STREET SHITTIN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET

One time i took a shit. It was one of those smooth shits that shot right out and felt good. It came out so fast that it made a splash and water got every where. When I stood up to get the toilet paper, i slipped on the water and fell unconscious. My wife later found me lying on the floor w/ the crap around my ass and all over the floor. I had to go to the hospital like that...boy, was that embarassing.

once i pooped and then ate it and then the next morning i was really fat

shit or poop?...i think pooping is a subtle way of the anal passage realeasing feces. now when u say "shit" blowing out the toilet comes to mind...what does anyone else think?...pooping and shitting as 2 diff. meanings???

I ate at Morton's this past weekend and once again it was wonderful and my gas that night and the next day was delightful....

my problem with shitting is that i cant remember when the last time was i took a normal hard shit.its not ten minutes after i eat something i have to run to let it run out my ass. im sooo sick of it, i just want to take a healthy hard normal shit. im sick of the runs, someone help my ass.

There are two primary methods of getting "bad hole":
1) Acidic, flaming shits that burn the outer layer of your O-Ring
2) Shitting several times a day

Bad Hole sucks and makes your asshole bleed from wiping too much.

When my roommates gets out of the bathroom, it smells so horrible that after like a minute, the entire apartment starts to smell. Seriously.

My mother's reaction to fancy food was much different from yours, doniker. She farted and her dinner came out on the bed. It was disgusting! The shit puddle resembled one of those IHOP pancakes. So much for fancy schmancy food for her.

We think it was her collesterol medicine.

I've eaten at that very same Mortons on a trip to the R&R hall of fame and some Indian games, if I remember correctly I had a Porterhouse that weighed about 3 pounds and it took 4 days to leave, even though that very night we drank our faces off down at the flats. I was impressed by Cleveland, it's a lot like Toronto.

stank ass - get a little cheddar cheese into your diet, and if you want a firmly packed turd that pinches off clean, I suggest you start taking chitosan as a dietary supplement. No toilet paper needed 95% of the time!

I just don't know my farts and shit never make me hungry.

i took a big dumb one time after eating a roast beef sandwich from arby's...sure enough the next day my shit smelled just like it...i was thinkin arby's

I love this site. I just sit here and laugh at all of the awesome descriptions you guys come up with. Bravo!

well i went to mcdoanlds on my break. and sure enough 2 hours has gone by and it was time to drop the deuce bomb. IT BURNED < BURNED SO BAD i had to google the burning and why. so now my ass is on fire but i feel a bit better knowing uur fucking asses were on fire too. thats about it, ill probably go back to mcdoandlds tomorrow and burn once again,.

poppa squat.....I have never heard of mcdoanlds. Are they a new franchise? They must serve some really hot food there. Were you on break from work or kindergarten?
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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!