You didn't tell your mom you shit the bed? You could have warned your poor mother that you pooped your P.J's before you threw 'em in the laundry hamper. I mean, she probably wasn't expecting to be confronted with poo in the laundry......

dude that was hilarious. Pissing and shiting the bed rules.

I want to know how you could go to back to sleep with a load in your britches? Thats pretty gross all rolling around in it and stuff.

you're not german are you?

You know, that reminds me of a problem I have been having lately. Every morning at exactly 6am I take a massive dump. The problem with this is that I do not wake up unitl 7:15am.

What is it with people not being able to control their colon while they sleep?....And If you dont wake up until 7:15 how do you know that you take a dump at exactly 6? Do you video the event? Can you tell by the temperature of your dump how long it has been sitting while you were sleeping? If you know EXACTLY when it happenes why not just get your lazy ass up at EXACTLY 5:55 so you can make it to the can at EXACTLY 6 so you can take a crap in the can.

hahahahahahaahahahaha,that mustve sucked

yes...it mustve sucked...shit
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herbalmaster strikes agian!
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we all need a lil weed to get outta the shit mood...
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what the fuck is wrong with you? Get your ass up and shit in the toilet.

One night during my freshman year in college I was so terribly wasted that I could not move out of my bed to take a piss. I tried with all the energy I could muster to inch my way to the edge of the bed to at least pee on the floor, but with no avail. I had to piss myself where I lay.

I once had a dream I was walking into a restroom. I walked over to a urinal, got ready, aimed... and woke up right then! I saw what I can only describe as a gush of urine heading skyward! hahaha, oops, I suffer from a condition, sometimes I mistake dreams for reality, I have woken up, under different identitys and been traumatised by events in my sleep! It's no joke either, it's a central nervous system medication side effect.

I dreamed I was peeing and could feel it coming out, but it felt good and com on I was asleep, until I woke up and discovered I had peed allover myself. oops

Ever read Trainspotting? It's got some great descriptions of a shit-in-bed incident. I can't remember if that made it to the movie - I think it was but I couldn't bear to watch.

Back in the day this girl I was friends with had a sleep over in her treehouse. Anyways in the middle of the night she fell a sleep first so we automatically started to do the old hands in warm & cold water trick. But before we could do anything she farted hella loud, she was still asleep. we all started laughing quietly as to not wake her. She started to moan, and she started making pushing and wecouldn't figure out what she was doing. Then all of a sudden we knew because a foul smell came from her and you could see the logs of warm poop filling underwear. It was hilarous. She rolled over in it a couple of times. She did not wake up at all. We decided since she had done all that we might as well make her pee her pants too. So we did the trick and that girl pissed all over her self. Then we took pictures of her. Whe she woke up we were all asleep. she cleaned her self up and never knew we had witnessed what she had done. Until years latr when she slept with my boyfriend and we enlarged that picture and left it on her locker. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

that is hilarious! you are bad, i would of kicked your ass to if I were your other. Wait til your id does that to you. HHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

i am shitting myself right now, and i have to say...

I LOVE IT!!!

amo lo shitting a 360 gradi

One time my brother was lying in bed with his girlfriend, and all of suddon she backed up against his leg, and sprayed the whole left side of him with shit. Then he was sitting on the toilet, and she ran in and ripped him off the pot and shit on top of his shit, thus clogging the toilet up and spraying shit all into the floor.

I am not potty trained i poop my bed all the time

Hah, I was laying in my bed I guess barely awake and I peed. I started to go back to sleep, felt down there and realized what the warmth acutually was.

What a disturbed bastard! You could have gotten up to shit in the toilet like any normal kid.

The bed wetting thing is different, unless you know you have to pee and just don't get up. I, too, have wet my bed.

I hate those dreams where I am asleep and I have to piss really bad. I start having dreams about finding a bathroom. The rare times I have... Damn! Then I have to wash the bedsheets.

Couldn't get out of bed for a shit? Who's changing your diapers now?

So did she rub your nose in it and spank you with the newspaper you dirty dog?
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Earth, insane asylum for the universe.

After eight years, I doubt my question is valid. But what did she do to you for crapping the bed?
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17