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I might be jaded from yesterday's submission but I wasn't all that impressed with this story. then again, shitting in a hat is always funny.

Hey, the first impression I got from reading the last part of the story is that the other guy thought you stole his hat, so he made up this story about the girl and the pooping cat in the hat to make you disgusted if you had put the hat on when he wasn't there, and eventually throw it away. The hat could have been precious to the guy, you'll never know.

Okay, I'm not sure i get what happend at the end of this story. Maybe it's just me, but how does the girl in the honda figure here? How did she get the shit filled hat out of the grass? why would she look there? I though it was "filled to the brim". What would anyone do with a hat "filled to the brim" with feces (human or feline)? Why did this guy think his cat took a dump on the hat? does his cat live in the storage unit, or was there already shit on the had when you crapped in it?if so does that mean that the guy took a hat filled with cat shit and brought it twenty five minutes out of town to save for later? If your shit was mistaken for cat shit this guy must own a mountain lion. WHy would you assume that the girl who took the shit hat was an ex girfriend? I would have just assumed she was some kind of disgusting shit-freak on the grounds that she put a shit filled hat in a car with her and drove off.

btw i don't mean that list of questions to suggest that i didn't enjoy your story, just that i didn't get the ending.
good work otherwise.

Havoc, if you were the only one there, why didn't you just take a quick dump out in the tall grass where no one could see you? I think that was pretty inconsiderate of you, shitting in that dude's hat. What if it really meant something to him? He obviously held onto it for some reason. I also didn't get the part about the cat shitting on the hat, but otherwise good story!

tronald dump: i believe what he's saying at the end of the story is that the other guy noticed that the hat was missing and assumed this girl in the honda showed up and took it for some reason. i think the guy's cat must have pooped on it at some point before it was taken to the storage unit, and he probably cleaned the poop off of it, but didn't want to wear it anymore so he put it in storage, where the author found it and pooped in it. i think he was just trying to show how he narrowly escaped getting caught, because the guy noticed the hat was missing, but instead of saying, "hey, did you steal my hat?" he assumed this girl took it, and didn't care anyway because it had been pooped on previously and was no longer of any use to him. i don't know why the other guy would think this chick showed up and only took some old hat that had been pooped on, but it doesn't really matter, other than the fact that it saved the author of the story from getting caught.
does that make more sense?

first post for the poopman

What is it about the karma of this hat that made it a poop magnet? Good story, but I can't say I approve of pooping on innocent people's belongings.

"mind of matter" eh?

standard issue story...

mind OVER matter.

Typo responsiblity = mine

Great story. It reminds me of this one time I was doing christmas shopping at this outdoor flea market with a girlfriend. SHe dissapeared into the ladies room for just a minute but when she came back i was eating a funnel cake and there was sugar on my face. SHe went to brush it off and i smelled crap in her wool gloves. I determined that she shat and wiped without taking off her gloves. I told her i was going to go look at power tools, went to the car and drove home. Never saw her again.

'mind over matter' I KNOW. did you notice the quotes?

D-OH! nevermind

u felt empty, now i feel empty. no good. sorry dude. wasnt that funny

The only thing that stunk worse than the hat was this pathetic story.

The cat shat in the hat, and for some reason the storage dude hung onto it, and as an ironic twist of fate, the dude who wrote the story also shat in the same hat. I'm not sure what about that hat attracts scat, or why the dude would think the girl took his scat hat. Maybe he thought that she would shit in the hat.

What the fuh? I don't get this story, even with the explanations. It was very tiring to read and didn't really make me laugh.

I thought this poop report was great! Reminded me of the old saying, "Go shit in your hat." Funny title, too.

This has to be the STUPIDEST and fakest story I've read since "Adventures In Babyshitting"!

There should be a website just devoted to the weirdo-garbage that people pay good money to keep in storage!
I used to rent a storage unit, which I'd use as a mechanics shop- in which i'd rebuild engines, when I lived in an apartment and had nowhere else to work- and I was always amazed at how people would pay thousands of dollars over the course of several years, to keep old junk in storage.....and eventually, they'd get behind on the rent, and lose all their crap anyway. It would either have to be carted off to the dumps by the facility owner- or, if the owner wass lucky, he'd find some fools to bid on the contents of abandonned units.
Add this to the list of stored garbage- the litter-box hat!

hehehehe, nice story........nice job getting away with something like that.......not sure i could pull that off
Athena Ivan the Terrible

Assblaster-
Your comments made me laugh more than the story. Thanks

Dear Mr Blaster,
the things you wrote caused my amusement in a greater amount than the tale.
obligado

And its funny b/c the cat took a shit on it too.

Oh my god,
Shitass, your little story about the girl`s gloves made me laugh so hard....

thank you man

If a cat crapped on a hat, WHY wouldn't the guy just THROW IT AWAY? (the hat, not necessarily the cat) Why would someone go to the trouble of carting a nasty cat crap cap to a storage unit.

That said, since the guy DID tote it to the unit, it makes sense that he'd notice it missing. He was going to STORE it for LATER.

And I think if you have so much crap (read-stuff), that you can't fit into your house, then GET RID OF IT. Why on earth would people pay money to store stuff? You could SELL the stuff and buy new stuff later. Why LOSE money?

Oh, and shitass, I agree. Good story. I love that you ditched her; I picture her and her stinky gloves wandering around wondering where you went. I don't think I could bring myself to do that to someone, but I love that you did it. You've got guts!

As a person that saves crappy old hats, I can relate to the guy who saved one that his cat shat in. I'm sure he washed it out. Once the hat was gone, he made the best of the situation, by just referring to it as a crappy cat scat hat. Personally, I would have just shat on my own T-shirt and then thrown it in to the tall grass.
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Sir SamDamnit!
The Prince of Poop