Indian food? Non-resistance? Ghandi would be proud.

I think you were mistaking Indian for Mexican. Now that gives you the shits.

Actually, I must admit, that I have had like experiences with American food! Have you tried some fast food places there? I had a 'Supreme Burrito' once that had turned my bowels into a fire hydrant (with brown-yellow mucky water)!

Details! Details! I need more details! Aw! These old stories are lame!

TSV-- We should do our own research!

Although, my husband and my two best friends ALL are NOT willing to try new stuff. I've stopped asking them to try Indian or Thai food with me. One friend is deeply suspicious of anything not Italian in origin; the other friend is very culturally accepting, but has a really bad stomach, and eats only bland food.

My husband's idea of going OUT to dinner is to eat the pizza THERE. *sigh* As soon as I can find someone to go with me, I'll try an Indian Buffet and report back.

After Gordon arrives, and you feel up to it, maybe you could try some new food in The Sunshine State! All those retirees have to eat SOMEWHERE. Unless there's only Denny's, there.

how can indian food not unleash a fury of festering , hot, slimy but mudd you are more of a man than most when i eat it i couldn't be more opposite

Went to an Indian-Buffet in Reno. I think the place was only open for a couple months. Darn good food. There was some ring-sting, but no digestive malfunction.

Again I say, not enough to really comment on.
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

I don't know why anyone would ever be depraved enough to eat Indian food in the first place. It looks exactly the same going in as it does coming out.

Oh, yeah, one other thing. This story sucked. I have no idea what it was supposed to be about. Some random quote, I guess.

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"...you guys are missing the genius of Turdgutson's idea. We should certainly not be shitting in the sink, but why not invent a Toilet Disposal? Can't you just picture it? Your tampon, giant turd, or some hooker's hand won't flush? Just flip a switch and

While we have not gone to an Indian restaurant for a few years, we used to eat at a couple of favorite places with some frequency. Good food, lots of it, lots of different kinds. Back then I had mostly large, solid movements; eating at an Indian place brought about no change that I recall. We should go back soon; we did enjoy the food.

I agree with everyone who said this story sucked. It sucked big time. However...India has one of the greatest cuisines in the world. All of it is not hot and spicy, but the hot and spicy is the best.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!