Nothing like smelling up someone else's hotel room...funny as sh**. Question for you because you are an RN. I heard from someone that (at least in Nursing homes), when elderly folks are stopped up and can't take a crap, some of the Nurse's aides use spoons to fetch out the poo. Is that true? Sounds kind of cruel to the folks, especially their sphincters.

Good story.

I always enjoy a poop story from a woman. Most women won't talk about taking a dump.

I must say though that once you reveiled that you had "short chubby legs" my excitement level dropped.

Don't get me wrong, I dig fat chicks, I have banged many, it's just that hot chicks telling shit stories are better.

I, on the other hand, choose to judge based your story based strictly on its merits, and not my artificial precoinceived notions of beauty. As such, I think it was a good story, with no buts.

Come on ty, you know you would rather see and/or imagine a hot chick dropping a load than seeing some fat broad.

I don't come to poopreport for sexual reasons. I come for humor... and I don't care what the person looks like, as long as they're funny.

I don't come here for sexual reasons either. I am just saying that if given a choice, I would rather see a hot chick poopin' than a fat chick.

Calm down dude.

I am with Doinker on this one. waves of curdled Chinese food, cereal, milk, juice, bran muffins and airline food began to pound away at my ass was sooo funny. I go to Texas sometimes and can't shit.

Well, Doniker, I think your legs might also look a little chubby if you were crammed into a coach seat for nearly 24 hours. Let me reassure you, and all the other perverts out there, that my legs (like the rest of me) look very nice. But I think it is great that you bang fat chicks...if I knew what city you lived in I would nominate you for a humanitarism award.

PS--Dante--someone is pulling your leg. If a nurse aide used a spoon to remove an impaction there is a chance that the sphincter would pull it into the body and then they would really be screwed. The "usual" method is digital removal (think of your fingers). Thank God I have small hands because I have never had to do that!

Hello!

Just saw a little inicident today. Where I work at, we have the urnials that hang from the wall and hold water at the bottom, which I call hanging toilets. Anyways, I went in their today (well, Fri, June 27th) and apprently someone thought it was poopers. It seemed he ran out of room in one, so he did his stuff in the 2nd one and didn't bother to flush either one. Of course flushing prob wouldn't do any good as those things wasn't built for pooping...the flush hole is not big enough. I guess the janitor will have a job on his hand I suppose and having to transport the poop from the hanging pooper to the real pooper and flushing it.

I saw that once to only it was at a wal-mart. It was nasty they got diarhea all over the urinal. I couldn't stop laughing! Also one time at my schol someone took a dump all over the toilet and i mean the WHOLE toilet. It was on the seat, the tank, even the floor! As you might have guessed that toilet was out of order for a couple days.

doniker.... it is very obvious that every time you visit this site, your fat, bulging, and slightly yellowed eyes scan for new posts by females. you are a furry lurker, and probably fill your blow up dolls from lips to tips with your own feces. there is no question in my mind that you are aroused by the foulest things. beer farts from a woman named helga must make your grotesque greasy brow sweat, whilst your grubby little dwarf mitten hands unknowingly cringe as your force through the fatty folds of flesh that encompass your putrid worm that reeks of dead skin and unearthed grave.

i read this story right before i had to travel on the plane for several hours. it's both well-written, and funny. i love the details of sticking to the schedule for christmas and summer--i'm like that too!

crappercritic i enjoyed your analysis of me.

This may be me in a mental sense but not physically.

I LOVE YOUR COMMENTS!!!!

i think you all have a serious poop fetish

Gilda you cracked me up! Sometimes I think I'm the only female out there not afraid to talk about shit. (No pun intended) Ok... so it was intended. Great story!

someone come and talk to me in the chatroom i'm logged on right now.

I liked the story. It was very descriptive and really funny. Most women think they are "chubby" even if they are not. I like volumptious women anyway. I don't see why models of today look like pre pubescent little girls or teenage boys! YUCK! I want a woman to look like a woman.

well censoredcoward, I do and don't tell many about it.

Gilda, I can only dream about finding a woman who is not afraid of talking about taking dumps, is hot looking, and has a great sense of humor. Will you marry me?

If only I could stick to schedule at the moment my little brother and I are having a contest to see how long we can go without taking a dump.

Hah that was a great story. Doniker how many fat chicks have u banged and i wouldnt be proud to announce it if i were u! The author hah u told Doniker off very funny shit!

NICE

This is the shittiest site I've ever seen!

He he he he!!!! That was a funny story! You should have dumped your load on that stupid tour guide.
P.S. Chinese take-out sucks!

She gused "undulating spasms" 9.8 points. A two word phrase being the only good part of the story = -6.1 points. Overall score: 3.7

Dang. What a crappy way to start a vacation.