I didn't realize you were a woman until the very end. My guess is that another poop fetishist was born that day.

what a rare and wonderful treat ... that kid's not going to need therapy -- he must be so blissfully satified by what he saw -- a confluence of crotch and crap -- that he will be an enduring success for years to come. what a gentleman, by the way! that kid is an all-star. great story!

what was the chick hot or a fat pig?

if this chick was gross we will surely be devastated

wow...

this is definatly getting emailed to my friends.

the visuals on this one were just... ._.

odd.

He'll probably turn out fine and just remember this as a fuuny childhood memory. He sounds like a little sweetheart.

This reminds of of when i was a lttle kid i liked to watch my mom poop. I would look in thru the keyhole and she pulled her pants down to begin the log ride amusement ride. When I got older and started working at Wuest's Grocery store I would watch the manager Terry Krueger take dumps. Whenever I saw him head to the restroom, I would soon be on his trail. It was easy to follow cause he was kinda big and smelly. I carved the peephole in the bathroom stall and watched him squat. I would try to sniff thru the peephole. That was kinda funny to do.

Funny?

Thanks a lot, you screwed me up pretty bad. I can't sleep at night expecting to see a woman pooping in my yard.

Okay,

This story was really odd. Also, to Phillip Seidel, how the hell is it a turn on to sniff shit??

maybe you should have given the kid a blowjob and kept the 5 bucks to buy more beer

and here i thought it'd be nice when this site got more readers...

That was one of the funnist stories I've heard! I just wish I could forward this to my friend Sharon who is always saying "chit chit chit!" She is our Chit lady!!

how can one drive home from the gas station with out a car?

". I gave him five dollars from my purse and thanked him again. I got the hell out of there, made it to the gas station, got gas for my car, and drove the hell home. "

Hey what?, ever hear of a gas can? Yeah, they're these really neat containers made for putting gasoline in when you run out of gas. Next time put in a little more thought before you rip someone up.

As for the story, I wish I was that kid! That sure beats the hell out of the sunday morning tv!

If I was him, I would have given you back the five bucks and asked you to do it again! Bravo!

By the way, Phillip Seidel, you got issues in a big way! I mean, watching your mom shit through a keyhole? I'm surprised you're not some sort of sexual fetish deviant at large.

Or maybe you are?!!

In the begining of the story she said that she walked to the gas station but in the end she drove home. that dosen't add up.

I'd PAY 5 bux to see some scared woman craping in my yard, atleast once a week. That'd be cool. Maybe she could make a living out of it.

Some villages must be missing their idiots....duh...she walked to the station to get gas in a container, then walked back to her car, put the gas in & drove off...Amanda, that's a great story, I admire your courage in taking a dump between the houses, I've been in that dilemma but lacked your courage because I was too worried someone might see me, as unlikely as it seemed....and your story proves me right to have been worried, I'm sure if I'd taken a dump someone would just have to see me do it. That kid is special, what sangfroid.

Phillip Seidel, I think you need help...spying on your mother taking a poo and spying on your manager, and trying to *sniff* thru the peephole??? I avoid the loo when coworkers take a dump precisely because I don't want to *sniff* their stench! You've got issues.

Phillip Seidel, you are f***ed up!

i like to poop. it makes me feel good. sometimes i stare at my poop 4 a long time like it is a picture. some people eat poop but not me.

What people eat poop? What are their names? How do you know this? WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!?!?

Amanda, look that kid up in 1`5-20 years! If he was THAT kind to you, he might be a great partner when he becomes a man. Methinks he won't be scarred for life.

That's "15-20 years"--a typo, sorry.

Exactly WHO is it that eats poop?

Who are these people?

This story is funny, but HIGHLY UNLIKELY!!!!!!!! If some girl was taking a crap in my yard, there is NO WAY i would be nice to her. She needs to find a tree or something.

I tasted poo, but didn't care for it. I just love to smell a big dump! Is there anything wrong with that?

After leaving your steaming pile, you should have scratched your foot in the ground and marked your territory like a dog. That would have freaked out the kid.

If I were that kid, I'd have jacked off to your soiled crack fraught with dingleberries..

To GLA:

You're pretty stupid to not realize that it wasn't a female at the beginnig.. Afterall, it did have the name "Amanda" next to the story on the previous page.

Great story. I've had to poop that badly a few times, chose a spot and hoped no one was around to watch. I watched my girlfriend poop in a brown paper bag in her parent's garage when I was in high school. I had to hold the bag. She got locked out. I also remember donating a nice white handkerchief for her to wipe her sweet little ass hole on.

I'd sure have gotten an erection, fast and hard, if I'd seen a woman taking a shit in the yard next to my house.

The motto here is to always carry a large coffee can in the car. It's far easier to squat over a coffee can than it is to find a toilet. Oh, and yes, don't forget to have toilet paper in the car at all times too.

A cheap, plastic potty chair is a good idea. IF anyone wants to know, tell them you use it when you go camping. But. hey - if you'd been prepared, that kid never would have gotten to see you squat, spread your lovely cheeks, and push out all that shit.

It's a trade-off. Anyway, thanks for the story.

Great Amanda, That was good. I Have all kinds of embarrassing stories but that was great! good that you have a since of humor to share that. proud of ya kid!

Alan

no matter who you are you have to shit whether to the hottest girl in highschool, or what, nothing to be embarassed of its natural, i used to think it was gross until my b/f used to just like shit in fron of me, and then like it just because not so bad and if i have to go i tell people the truth, but what u did was fucken brave, i give u props for that...

sorry about all my spelling errors i was typing fast i didn't realize how bad it turned out!

Wow! What an amazing story! Unlike Seidel, I've never sniffed, eaten, or spied; but my mom did leave the door open when she pooped. This never phased me, but the first time I saw a naked woman, it was when I accidentally walked in on my friend's mom. I was about 11 years old, she was pretty, tall, brunette. She would probably be considered a "soccer mom" these days. While sleeping over at their house, I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth. When I opened the door, she was nude on the toilet. She was completely exposed: breasts, bush, the works. She bounced on the seat with surprise before shielding her breasts and doubling over, which she did far enough to handily give me a view of the top half of her pale, curvy butt. I don't know if she was pooping or not, but I think this formative experience led to my love of seeing women on the toilet. I've managed to convince many women I've dated to let me accompany them to the bathroom, and several platonic female friends as well. Most are amused, if not bewildered, but a few have been excited by the experience themselves.

As for my friend's mom, things were always kind of awkward after that, especially at breakfast the next morning, where she tried to avoid eye contact with me and acted so odd that her husband even asked if anything was wrong. I don't know if it was the fact that I saw her naked or on the toilet that was more embarrassing -perhaps a combination of the two.

Pardon the run-on sentences, but I've been up all night chugging coffee to meet a deadline. Which begs the question: what am I doing here? yikes! bye!

I've been in that situation before, but what would she have done if there was noone to give her some TP I guess she would've had a slimy shithole that she would of had to walk with.

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Okay...wow that mush have been a sight..i mean that kids just sitting at his window and your just letting loose..lol but let me tell you!! I would have done the same thing...ya know that saying.."when ya gotta go...ya gotta go!" That was a REALLY funny story though...thanks for sharing it with us(everyone who read it...duh..) as for the kid though....awww hate to say it but he's prolly scared for life..lol well I take that back if your really good looking he prolly enjoyed it!! first pussy he's ever seen...with the exception of his mom...lol..well thanks again for the story!! it gave me a good laugh I'd say!!!

cool story but not long enougth for me.if i was the kid i would of gone outside but with out the toilet paper.i would of put out my tounge and said wipe yourself with this.

I LOVE THIS STORY

Flame alert! Flame alert! Woot, woot! As funny as I found it to have you caught in a back alley by some little kid, who stood and stared at you while you wiped, I must say that part of this story disturbed me.

Going out for a drink with the girlfriends is perfectly fine, but you should have never EVER gotten into that car. That five bucks could have served well for a taxi home. DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!!!

Your having to shit and piss yourself was karma for driving drunk, even if you did pull off the road to sleep. A lot worse could have happened.

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You've never gone back to that house since?! Really?!

Maybe if you had leaned into it you could have finished before the kid came back but I doubt it. At least you felt better. But still I hope you realize drinking and driving dont mix.

Very funny story, but I can't believe that you let this kid watch you poop.

I guees karma caught up with you for your drunkedness. We have a saying here in Massachusetts: " Stay alive, don't drink and drive".

Not to flame you, but you did a pretty stupid thing that could have cost someone their life, or resulted in prison for you if you got stopped.
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of all the classic funny stories, this is in the top 10 (and it is also sort of erotic)
I also love the one when the dude went to fart in his sleeping brother's face and shit on him.
I have also been looking for the story when the 2 kids where on the pot shitting at the same time...any help with the title on that one?