I have yet to talk about shit with other people in person. I've kinda joked about it with guy friends but never talked about it with women. I'd love to be married to someone who is open and honest about craps as much as your GF is. Actually, my family is kinda pressuring me to marry someone soon cause some of my friends are married, some engauged, some with kids already after marriage, and some in serious relationships. At 24 I still like my freedom and it's kinda cool to just bum all day if I want, spend all day in the garage, work on my car, call up some of my bachelor friends and go out, or just go fishing whenever I want.

Mom is kinda worried about me finding a good girl but after the last one I need a break. I think ou relationship failed cause we never talked about bodily functions. She kinda liked to pretend that shit, pee, sweat, body hair, vomit, snot, and blood did not exist. It was a phoney relationship with a thin veneer of genuine care. The marriage material woman is one I can talk about number 3 with and share poopreport with. My ex would have called the cops and had me institutionalized if she found me looking at poopreport.

you have the world's greatest girlfriend. that's about it.

That was so friggen funny I almost soiled myself! And your girlfriend is so sweet!!!

Dude!!!!!!!

*almost soiled herself laughing at this*

What a relationship!

Soon I will have the power of wireless in my tiled library. Only then will the student become the master!

Man your poor toilet must of really had bad breath after you finished with the poor thing. Don't you have any pity for it at all? What about the poor toilet paper that had to lick you clean afterwards? It must of suffered real bad doing that. But then again why would you care, it's not you that has to swallow and lick.

I dunno... I think that you're a repressed shitter, which is why you like this site... but your fascianition with Mr. Justa Girl's poops may be borderline sexual, or maybe you are just jealous that he seems to enjoy it. Come on the forums and talk about it with us.

You have got one HELL of a sweetie there. I don't know if it's ever been discussed here, but are there different levels of being shameful and shameless shitters? For instance, I am very uncomfortable recognizing the fact that I even HAVE bowel movements, but I enjoy hearing about my husband's poops and I really like this site. Am I a higher level of shameful shitter because of this? Dave? Anyone?

adude, dont, dont, dont let anyone pressure you into getting married until you feel 100% sure you've met the right person. I wouldnt last 5 minutes with someone who didnt have a sense of humor and wasnt comfortable about poop talk. Had a dreary man-friend who had a broom up his ass and no sense of humor. Good thing we never got married, or it would have been a living hell. Put it this way, if your gf was that stuck up concerning bodily functions, how in hell could she have diapered a baby or coped with the potty training?

You're still enjoying your freedom and you are ONLY 24. Dont rush into marriage until you know you're ready. Its up to you to make the marriage work, anyway--not your parents. Besides if you let them pressure you into marrying before you're ready, the next thing you know, they'll bug you to have kids before you're ready.

Find a fellow Poopreporter. There are women out there who qualify.

I think being comfortable with your husband's poo is key to a good marriage. He and I wouldn't have lasted a year if I hadn't enjoyed hearing his poop stories. Believe it!

definitely echo those sentiments. as you can see by the foregoing, i've got a fantastic girlfriend who understands me at the poop level and also at a bunch of other levels besides. but i'm 31 and i'm still not married -- not a rush. you find the right person when you find her. and the right person likes poop :).

My theory about marriage is that people live to be 100 now, easily. By the time we're 100, people will be living till 120. Back in the early 1900s, when you were only going to be 70 or 80, it made sense to marry early. In this day and age, we can marry at 32 and still have 70 years together. There's no rush.

can i smell ur ass?

yes

poopoopoop

um... on a subj. other than poo... i guess you have a wireless network in your home if you can IM and poo at the same time?

Marriage sucks! Stay away from it at all costs! I am single and I plan to remain single!

That was so romantic. The couple that IM's while one is shitting, stays together.

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"Rectum hell, killed em' both." Author Unknown

I should have said, IM's while one of them BM's. LOL.

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"Rectum hell, killed em' both." Author Unknown