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The Licorice Incident (Rolling Down I-75) |
Chip Brown
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Joined: Sep 10, 2001
Posts: 177
From: Lansing, Michigan |
Posted: 2001-10-24 17:50
The funny jerk-off thread made me think of this. However, this is not a jerk-off story.
When I was 19 years old, I was moving back to Michigan from Cincinnati. Two of my friends (I'll call them Bruce and Phil) drove down to pick up me and my scant possessions. Bruce's dad owned a Chevy van so he drove that down one afternoon and we loaded it with all of my earthly possessions. We hit the road back to Michigan around 7 in the evening and had about 5 hours to go. Bruce never liked to drive so he asked me to take the wheel. Meanwhile, Bruce and Phil hung out in the back of the van drinking beer and farting around.
By the time we got to Findlay it was dark out and we stopped at a gas station to pick up some snacks. One of the guys bought a big bag of licorice. It might have been a Twizzler because it was hollow in the center like a straw. I'm not sure how this progressed but the guys starting using the licorice straws to drink their beer. A short time later, Phil was lighting farts from his bare ass. I don't know if it was the beer or what, but there he was laying on the floor of the van bare-assed lighting farts. This was nothing out of the ordinary for these guys so I didn't think much of it.
Next, the truly incredible occurred. Phil got the bright idea to stick a piece of licorice in his ass while Bruce blew into the candied straw. Phil suddenly had an air-filled colon which he let fly immediately. It was the funniest thing I ever saw. I didn't feel weird about it at the time, just amazed. Once Bruce and Phil stopped laughing they did it again and again. Watching a friend blow through a piece of licorice into another's colon while driving at 75mph is mind expansion at its finest. Seeing the vibrato anus and hearing the flapping sound of man-made farts is an experience I will forever cherish.
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Emochirt
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Joined: Oct 16, 2001
Posts: 70 | Posted: 2001-10-24 21:29
Now THAT was a great story!!
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dave
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Joined: Aug 29, 2001
Posts: 286
From: Brooklyn |
Posted: 2001-10-24 23:41
chip, you are a veritable fountain of ass stories. you rule
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doniker
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Joined: Sep 07, 2001
Posts: 187
From: North Royalton, Ohio |
Posted: 2001-10-25 08:29
Sounds borderline homosexual to me.....
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Chip Brown
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Joined: Sep 10, 2001
Posts: 177
From: Lansing, Michigan |
Posted: 2001-10-25 15:45
Yeah, it was a little disturbing, but I never felt these guys were walking on the gender fence. They're just of couple of anally progressive freaks.
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doniker
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Joined: Sep 07, 2001
Posts: 187
From: North Royalton, Ohio |
Posted: 2001-10-25 16:37
yea I guess. Growing up I knew guys who did freaky shit that some people might consider gay, but these guys weren't gay...just nuts.
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Yodelin' Dick
training pants
Joined: Sep 21, 2001
Posts: 20
From: Michigan |
Posted: 2001-10-27 16:49
Chip Brown has asked me to confess to this deed so I stand before you all and admit it fully.
However, in my own defense, I was the one blowing into the licorice and at no time was anything inserted into my anus. The licorice was the very long type (approx. 3 feet) so at no time was my face near "Phillips" puckered star fish.
Chip left out the best part of the story. "Phillip's" first attempt at licorice anal penetration failed as their was no lubrication. He had to suck on the end to softend and wet it before he could get it in deep enough (he did break off the poopy end before putting in his mouth).
Also, there was a technique that needed perfecting as our first attempts were thwarted by increased intracolonic pressure. The licorice would "blow out" his winking ham hole before you could get enough air in for a really good artificial ass blast. He learned to hold the licorice to prevent this.
I'm willing to bet this has never been done before in the history of man.
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Chip Brown
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Joined: Sep 10, 2001
Posts: 177
From: Lansing, Michigan |
Posted: 2001-10-27 20:06
Thanks for the confession Dick. I could not remember all of the gory details since I was in fact attempting to drive the van. It was a however, a truly legendary point in the evolution of mankind. Kind of like watching the Titanic sink or the Pilgrim landing at Plymouth Rock.
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doniker
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Joined: Sep 07, 2001
Posts: 187
From: North Royalton, Ohio |
Posted: 2001-11-06 11:24
so was this only done in the van on this one occasion, or were there more "anal experimentations" once you guys got back to Michigan?
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Chip Brown
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Joined: Sep 10, 2001
Posts: 177
From: Lansing, Michigan |
Posted: 2001-11-06 13:26
As far as I know, that was it. But, let the record state that the "Cooling the Sphincter" incident occurred after the licorice follies. Yodelin' Dick, did the time in van ease your sensibilities toward anal adventure?
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