This story first appeared on the PoopReport forums, where so many good stories are popping up nowadays. Sorry for the rerun to those who already read it, but a) it's a good one and b) I'm in the middle of leaving the country, and I'm really busy.

In true re-run styleeeee.

That was a great debut on poopreport.

Welcome aboard CG. And I hope you have plenty more embarrasing stories like that to keep us entertained.

I've had a girlfriend poop herself when with me. I wasn't disgusted, just amused. How I laughed. (we didn't last that long after that)

Saying that, I was walking in the street when this woman just pulled down her pants and pissed into the drain. Now that was disgusting. Don't you people have homes to go to????

So how did it work out after that between you and he? Did you load drive him away or bring you guys closer together?

the tales are discusting

maggie, did you perhaps mean to say "tails?"

Hey Dave you should post the comments with the forum stories:

Posted: September 1, 2003, 6:17 am Post subject:

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That was a great debut on the poop forums.

Welcome aboard CG. And I hope you have plenty more embarrasing stories like that to keep us entertained.

I've had a girlfriend poop herself when with me. I wasn't disgusted, just amused. How I laughed. (we didn't last that long after that)

Saying that, I was walking in the street when this woman just pulled down her pants and pissed into the drain. Now that was disgusting. Don't you people have homes to go to????

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California Girl

baby go poo poo

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Posted: September 1, 2003, 6:26 am Post subject:

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honey_monster wrote:

That was a great debut on the poop forums.

Welcome aboard CG. And I hope you have plenty more embarrasing stories like that to keep us entertained.

I've had a girlfriend poop herself when with me. I wasn't disgusted, just amused. How I laughed. (we didn't last that long after that)

Hey honey_monster, I'm curious to know what happened with your girlfriend. Tell us the story!

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honey_monster

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Posted: September 1, 2003, 8:08 am Post subject:

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I say that we didn't last ong after that, and thats only half the truth.

We had actually "broken up" at that point but she still bugged me by coming over.

Read all about her come uppance here:

http://www.poopreport.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=1381&highlight=

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Adyguy

training pants

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Posted: September 1, 2003, 1:48 pm Post subject:

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Hello and welcome, California Girl. It sounds as though you certainly had a memorable experience back in 1998! Accidents happen - occasionally at least - to most people once in a while and whilst they're not usually very funny at the time it's important to look back, laugh, and regard them as part of life's rich tapestry.

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Snapper

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Posted: September 1, 2003, 2:02 pm Post subject:

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CG- Are you still with the guy? Did the situation ever get brought up again? Good story.

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doniker

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Posted: September 2, 2003, 4:42 pm Post subject:

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Cal girl, your boyfriend is a stuck up snob. What is he one of those perfect guys that doesn't ever have a shitting emergency? When he does, does he run home and cry to mommy?

I would enjoying seeing a woman squat next to the road. I would try to see her beaver.

If I saw the large log exiting her rectum I would fantisize it was a big black penis.

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G Ras

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Posted: September 2, 2003, 7:10 pm Post subject:

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Doniker... you kill me...

.. that story had me crackin up. I too would like to see a chick squatting on the roadside... not to peek at her beev but squatting to change my tire. (I know, shitty joke)

Welcome... good story!!

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G Ras

It's not uncommon for people to pull over and go to the bathroom. I've done it on several occasions when I really had to piss. I've always wondered what people thought when I was doing it but your story takes the cake. Say, wouldn't it be weird if someone submited a story about seeing you shitting on the road?

i just about choked on my beer!!!! that was hilarious!!!

I did that the first time I was driving to my family home in Oklahoma. Pulled over, opened the crack of my 85 s-10 just enough to dangle my ass out (I figured this would be the most discreet method), and laid one out right on the side of the interstate. I hadn't thought of wiping, just of not shitting myself on the way to thanksgiving. In a stroke of inventive genius, I ripped of the already sagging headliner (whid I had been meaning to replace) and made better use of it than hiding my stash as I usually did. A couple of days later I was driving back, This time with my brother in the car, and felt a little private joy as I passed the same spot pointed out the "roadkill" on the other side. "One helluva mangled Armadillo" he said. That is the greatest compliment a man can ever receive about his shit.

I would have just run into the long grass and done the wholething in the tights

Reminds me of a friend who had to shit when driving along one day. He pulled over, hopped out the drivers door and almost fell in a deep ditch at the side of the road! He executed the act by hanging over the ditch while holding onto the car door for dear life. Luckily it was a quiet country road and no-one came along. Thankfully he's the kind of bloke who'll share such a story with you.

I once had an accident on a railway train from bosten to maine. I was already in trouble because I was blaring my Justin Timberlake cd really loud. Imagine...some guy screeming the words to "senorita" really loud... off-key. I was not aware of this untill my personal male friend told me To shut the f*@# up because all the people in the train had moved to the other car. Well I wasn't about to take this s*&% from anyone so I moved to the other car too. The biggest mistake of my life. just as I bent over to sit down, I let one rip...BIG TIME!!!!!!! Well, it was not a fart...it was worse...I s%*# in my panties, and I was wearing a white leather spandex suit!!! At least I never have to see those people again... Exept my boyfriend, cookie won't ever let me forget it!!!

I guess your beau is not into a hot plate CG ;o)

okay..i live in oklahoma and I recall seeing poop off the side of the interstate some time go. Know it makes sense where it come from...lol...tbw and others...I am still alive, sorry I been unable to make it to the chatroom latly. tell IEP i feed him later

Hmm. I've said this before and will repeat such sentiments, but I wouldnt waste my time with a guy that wasnt all about poop. Why bother? I am, and I think that common bond is pretty much a necessity. Call me crazy.

you are crazy poop as a common bond pop is an essential to our lives but blech

shut up dung on this sit poops is everything poop is god poop is food poop is me you aint cool if you dont do the poo!

See, this is why women should never wear tights without underwear, white pants, or spandex bodysuits. ;)

Dear California girl,

It was nice to hear your very interesting story about the embarrassing poop outside of your boyfriend's car. But the most important thing for me was to learn that women all have to take a poop sometime or other, because I honestly had believed that women didn't ever have to poop. I guess I had just never thought much about what happened to the food that women ate. I guess that I thought that it just somehow kind of dissapeared or something like that. Oh well, I guess we all learn something new every day don't we.

To Scat Woman......please.....E-Mail me?

Oh, so that was you?!

I was on the school bus one morning (back in high school), I had to shit like a crippled coon. Well, we finally made it to school, I went into the teachers bathroom because it had a door on the stall and toilet paper. I danced on my tip toes with an exploding pain in my ass, I bent over,slightly squatted as not to touch the toilet seat then let'er fly. The eruption had such force that instead of going down, it went out and plastered the wall behind the toilet. There was nothing I could do but wipe and leave. I felt sorry for the janitor who had to clean up all that squirt.

Never done it myself but I have seen others shitting and pissing on the side of the road. In my house we call it "checking for bears".

great

Dear California Girl
It seems to me that girl always afraid ot fart or ever even admit that thay have to shit. In truth guys dont really care much. Kudos for you being able to admit to your shit. If a Girl did that in front of me I attracted by her confidence alone. The intimacy of situation would probably bering us closer. Are you still with that guy???

California Girl you must still be around here in S.B. I'm always walking around road crap.

bloody hell...
did it hurt?

hey cali dont feel bad. the same thing happend to my girl friend but see we are from ohio just the other day me and my girl friend was going to the ohio state fair wich is a 3 hour drive from here well any ways. we left early in the morning we just gotten up well my girl always goes to the shitter before we leave well she for got and we was about an hour and a half from the fair when her stomach started to rumble i asked if she was ok she said yeah so about 5 minutes later she was saying stop i got to go shit really really bad there was no were to stop at the time so she said find the clostest place so we senn a sign that said rest area 4 miles she was sitting on her left hand and holding her self with her right she said go ahead she could make it all the sudden she sneezed and a little came out then she sneezed again and a little more came out we got to the rest stop and she was walking fast to find all the stalls were full and she waited but one woman come up to her and scared her and she finished in her denim shorts we got to the next town and i got her her some new close it was bad her having the squirts

if the girl wanted to know to his boyfriend

ladies potty, you rock! i got a bit overexcited when she said the turd slowly creeped out of my rectum. beautiful stuff pplz

Oh my gawd......i cracked up sooo much...my colleagues at work were wondering wht the heck was wrong with me....good one

California Girl, if you ever read this, you must know that if your boyfriend was normal, this incident didn't bother him at all.

CG - if you are still around and reading this, you will at least now know that it would not bother most blokes at all. We all do it - we all get caught short now and again! So what!! But a good story, nicely told.