Fond Poop Memories of Childhood

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I remember it like it was yesterday. The 80's. I was a kid at Pine Crest
Day Camp in South Florida. In the event you don't live here, I'll explain.

South East Florida is rich, REALLY rich! These yuppies need some place to send
their kids to school, so -- for the small fee of $30,000 a semester -- you can send
your kids to Pine Crest, with an olympic-size swimming pool, a lake, two cafeterias,
multiple athletic fields, a marina, 10 or more snack bars, a multiple computer
labs with game systems, two stadium seating movie theatres, a couple fountains, a waterpark
with 6 water slides, a bike track and amusement rides, and 3 playgrounds.

Well, anyway, I had a friend who, one day, decided he wanted to go for a walk. We
went over to a water slide under construction, and to a peice of track on it's
side. He then proceeded to pull down his pants, and poop on it.

Ok, job done
right? No. He ran and got a counselor, and took him to the spot! He said, "look, I
think a big dog pooped!" and walked away, never wiping.

Some time in another year, I was
holding in a big one in art class (in camp, which was cheaper then school, I never
went to school there) and the pressure got too much, RIGHT IN CLASS!!! Diarrhea!
The teacher yelled, "OH MY GOD!!! WHAT IS THAT SMELL???" The area was evacuated.

-- Trashcanman

237 Comments on "Fond Poop Memories of Childhood"

Dave's picture
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I remember once when I was little, there was a big black tar spot about the size of a pizza in the middle of our street. One day I got it in my head that I was going to pee on it. So I waited until no one was around, walked out into the middle of the street and peed on it. Of course, my neighbor saw, and of course she told my mom, and of course i got in trouble.

Trashcanman's picture
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God that was embarrasing, it just came out! and the look on peoples faces??? pure sickening fright/discust.

Trashcanman's picture
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we used to have about a mile of hidden passages in my neiborhood, that we cut into bushes, walls, treetops, ect. It was really amazing the amount of foliage we had made into a huge complex, and it of course had a shitter, aka, the piss tree. That poor thing, I'll bet it never grew. It's amazing how us kids had such creative ingeinuety.

Dave's picture
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Your story reminds me of the time I made my cousin laugh so hard she peed her pants. She was like 13 at the time... old enough to be able to control herself, which is why it was such a triumph. I keep on bugging her to tell the story to PoopReport, but she refuses...

doniker's picture
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The only time I ever pissed myself as an adult was when I got jumped coming out of a apartment building once...I guess the shock and fear made my bladder release.

shitbunnies's picture

aw, dave, why dont YOU post the story? the stories are the best part of the site, more always = good!

I took a dump gurl's picture

When I was about 4 or 5 Me and my mom were at the mall and went to get something to eat at the food court like some burgers and fries. After we were through I felt a little rumble in my botom stomach, and while my mom was looking for some lingerie I took a major crap in my pants, I had dierrieha so bad that my mom had to take me to the bathroom, clean me up, and buy me some new panties, I was so embarrassed because when i passed by people they all stared at me while holding their noses!

Judah Doran's picture

Here is one of my stories about what one of my friends told me that they did when they were little todlers:When one of my friends from school was little' someone took a shit and did not flush.You Know how little kids do

not understand many things right? Well he saw the terd floating in the toilet and it was one of those tan/brown ones. I can't believe he did this.He thought it was one of those JUMBO tootsie rolls, so he reached his hand in the pot,pulled out the terd,......AND ATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!

hana's picture

Once when my sister & I were playin outside, we were behind the house and she had just eaten some of these mints, they made her stomach sick. she said she felt like she had to fart and diahreha came nstead!

another time mom started a fire in the fireplace for us, and my sister crapped in her pants cuz of the smoke.

one other time she had diahreha because of the pine in the forest.....makes her sick.

gotcrap?'s picture

yeah earlier up there yall were talking about pissing yourself, I did that once when i was little, me and my friend were playing outside and she fell off her swing backwards and I laughed so hard I peed everywhere. Lucky 4 me I was at my house but I had to change my clothes.

gotcrap?'s picture

My aunt ate crap once when she was little, my mom crapped in the hall on the floor and her sister thought it was chocolate and started bragging that she got candy, but then ate it and found out it was crap and cried.

Shaq's picture

Ok here it goes. This one time i was at summer camp and i was playing jump rope when all of a sudden... BAM! I accidently pooped my pants right there in front of everyone! But i kept jumpin and al the poo just fell out of my shorts on the ground and then i ran away.

Dave's picture
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once i farted so big, my butt blew off, bounced off the wall an suctioned to my head.

poooooooooooop's picture

hi i was in 2 grade and had to poop soooo bad.well my teacher wouldn't let me i had a massive direah accident right there in front of the teacher and the class.and i peed my pants too then i pooped again on the floor

person's picture

I'm in 5th grade and I had to go really badly to the toilet. I didn't like using the school toilets so I tried to wait until school was over and go at home.

I was holding on but it really hurt to hold on. I started to let go and pee my pants a little bit but it all came out at once! I just sat still in class until it was over. Then I realized I had also done a poo in my pants as well. The girl next to me saw I had peed my pants, I had a wet patch and wet legs. She told the teacher who made me stand in front of the class. I was so upset. Then those horrible words "Have you pooed your pants" at first I denied it but I then told the truth and everyone laughed. I thought I was going to be sent home but instead the bell rang and the teacher told me to go to the toilet. I walked slowly out into the corridor and everyone walking by could see what happened.

Lara's picture

I was in chorus class and we were having a party. I really had to pee but I didn't want to leave the party. We were laughing and talking and I realized I had to fart. I asked the teacher if i could use the toilet but she said no. I tried to hold it in. Then my friends made me laugh so hard that I farted. As I farted not only did I pee but dierhea came out too. They smelt it and heard it and asked, what that noise was. I said I farted. But the smell didn't leave. So, they said they waneted to move.I tried to pull my sweatshirt down over the mess. My friend Kate said "Lara can I see the back of your pants, turn around". I said no, no. But finally she kept asking and I did. She laughed a little and I rushed out to the bathroom. I looked at the mess at the bottom of my pants. I cleaned my underwear as much as I could. She helped me cover it with my sweatshirt being tied aaround my waist.

Brenda's picture

In first grade I had to go to the bathroom real bad. The teacher would not let me. I started to cross my legs. The boy next to me noticed. He started tickling my stomache. I could not hold it and peed my pants. There was a puddle under my chair.

Beenthere's picture

Don't anyone feel bad. I pooped my pants on the school bus on the way home from 7th grade once, and it wasn't even diahreea!

Pooplio's picture

one time in 6th grade i crapped so bad in my teachers face and she had to go and clean it off

Jordan's picture

One time i was sick at night throwing up, it was really hot so i just had panties on. I was hunched over the toilet and thought i had to fart so i did. I didnt know i pooped my pants at the time. I ended up going back to bed and when i layed down i felt something squishy. I had pooped all over and didnt even know it.

Jenie's picture

I had a horrible pooping accident once. I didn't have time to use the toilet before school because i had woken up late, so i just went on to school thinking i could hold it until lunch time. Well, I was pretty wrong. I farted in my trig class at least 3 times, and it's far from a good thing to be an 11th grade GIRL and fart in public...they weren't too loud and didn't emit much of an odor so i got away with it..I felt like my stomach harden and i could feel my dump coming on HEAVY. i sat very uncomfortably in my chair squeezing my butt together as tighty as i could praying for the class to end. The bell rang, but right when i stood up i had accidently stopped clenching my butt and started to poop in my pants. right as that happened my left hand shot right back and i covered my butt as if trying to force it back in and i managed to let my bowels regain control and i stopped pooping. my heart was pounding hard and my face was beet red. people were too busy rushing out of the class to notic that i was having an ordeal so no one said anything,and i just continued along slowly and cautiously..when i began to walk i could feel my accident squishing in my panties right in the middle of my butt and i could tell i had let a lot more poop come out into my pants than i thought..and i still had to poop incredibly badly..i was so afraid to move because of the squishyness in my panties and i thought it would slide down my leg and go on the floor despite the particular pair of panties i had on that day that were rather tight on me, and as a result of my slow moving i naturally lost all control and filled my pants completely with the rest of my poop. i had never before pooped my pants in my life and now iwas 17 and had just had a major accident at school..i snuck to my locker with this gigantic warm bulge in the back of my pants squishing between my butt and thighs, and i sprayd some body spray from my bag all over my butt and tied my sweatshirt around my waist so it covered my butt too. i actually proceeded through the rest of the school day with a massive load in my pants, occassionally respraying my butt with the body spray. that's how afraid i was to tell ANYONE. not even my school nurse so she would let me go home.

lizzy's picture

when i was 13 i got salmonela poisoning. when you get salmonela poisoning, you are pretty much bed-ridden. i was way too sick to move, and salmonela poisoning MURDERS your intestines. i would be laying in bed so weak and ill that i didn't want to breathe, and then i would need to poo so badly i would actually cry. i only attempted to get out of bed to go to the toilet once, but wound up pooing in my panties while waddling to the bathroom, and it got all over the place. about 4 or 5 times after that i would just soil myself laying in my bed, and then my mother took the liberty of getting me some diapers.

Full pants's picture

I am a shamefull shitter and attend Freshman in
high school.Last week I had to take a shit,REEL BAD
but as I said (shameful shitter)I couldn't use the
school i shit myself

watch boys shit's picture

when i was little my friend had to shit but i told him it wasnt polite when ue at someones house (we werent at his house or mine) and there were lots of woods so i went with him he pulled his pants down to his knees, stood straight up and half a shit was coming out and i watched it, it was nice and round thick in diameter, and just one came out and our parents came out so we ran b4

jere's picture

I did a large poop in my pants in the fith grade. I had been excused to go to the bathroom earlier, but couldn't do anything but fart. A ittle while after I came back, I felt like I had to go again while I was sharpening my pencil. I tried to fart softly, and got a big soft surprise in the seat of my pants. I was so ashamed that I snuck back to my seat and sat down. Of course poop went everywhere. Soon the teacher noticed the smell, and asked if anyone had an accident. I didn't answer, so she started walking around the classroom. When she got near me and saw my red face, she told me to come with her to the office. When I stood up, some slid down my leg and fell on the floor. All the kids laughed at me, and I was teased and called names all the way through school after that.

poopmagick's picture

When I was like 10 or so (I was living in Japan at the time, so I know I wasn't older then 12), I woke up one morning and felt like I had to fart. It was a lovely fart, too, nice and long and fun-smelly. It was so nice, it made me smile and giggle. I did another one...and another...and the third one, I shit my bed.
Taught me a valuable lesson-when you feel like you have that much fart in you, there is probably something wrong.

Susan's picture
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When I was 5, I was at my cousin's birthday party. I was wearing a pretty party dress, cotton panties under lacy tights. We were playing hide and seek, and I was hiding in the garage, when I realized I needed to poop. I didn't want to come out of hiding and get caught, so I tried to wait. It wasn't loong before I became really desperate. I pooted a couple of times, and then it happened. I felt my bottom open and poo slid out into my panties. I stood, and couldn't help pushing as it came out. I heard my aunt calling us to come for lunch, and ice cream and birthday cake. Instead of telliny mama that I'd had an accident, I ran over and sat at the table beside the birthday girl, her 3rd birthday.It didn't take long before the smell made it apparent that someone had messed their pants. At first my cousin got the blame, because she was just potty trained and sometimes still had accidents. My aunt asked her, "have you done a poop in your panties?". My cousin said "NO". When my aunt persisted and checked her training pants, my cousin said"see told you it wasn't me, it was Suzie". When my mom made me stand, the brown stain in my tights made it apparent who had pooed their pants.

bobby's picture

When I was 7, I was playing at a friends house with several other boys and girls. i had to poop pretty badly, but I didn't want to stop playing, so I waited. I realized too late, that I'd tried to hold it too long, and before I could go to the bathroom, it just came out into my pants. I kept playind, and pretended nothing had happened. The other kids soon noticed the small. I said I pooted, but they didn't believe me and accused me of pooping in my pants. I still said no, so the boys grabbed me and one of the girls pulled my shorts and underpants down far enough so they could see the poop in them. I was very embarrassed. They told me to go home and tell my mom I needed my diapers changed.

pooper bom's picture

ya...when I was sick(vomiting) I ran to the the bathroom but it loaded my pants!(I had the diarrheas...who thinks it is harder to hold in liquid...)

xtremepyro's picture

one time when i was 6 i was at my local convinence store and had saved up enough money to buy a toy which was a rare opertunity for me at the time and befor i had time to choose a toy i realiy had to pee but i really wanted to buy a toy and befor i reailized it i had let it flow and ran out as fast as i could leaving a big puddle of urine behimd for the store owner to clean up.

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this didn't happen 2 me but 2 a friend of mine. K, so we were at camp, and we went on a trip 2 see a baseball game. The game went well, and we headed back 2 the bus when it was over. Before we got out of the stadium, my friend told the counselers he had to go 2 the bathroom. No 1 else had 2 go, so they told him 2 wait, cause it was a short drive home. Now, when this happened, i was 10 and i happened 2 be the oldest person in the camp. My friend was 7 or 8 at the time. anyway so we got back to the school where the camp was, and we had some free time be-4 we went home, so we played on the playground. my friend was climbing up a ladder, and i was climbing up after him. He slowed down, and he rests 4 a sec, and here are his butt, right in front of me, and theres a biiiiiiiiig wet spot running all over his dark blue pants. I wouln't have noticed it if he hadn't have stopped. I asked him if he wet his pants, and he said ya, i wet them on the bus cause i couldn't hold it. ne way, he went on playin' and some-1 heard us and told the counselers. After awhile, my friend musta found out that they were lookin 4 him, so he hid somewhere. Finally, the counselers came outside and yelled his name. He didn't come, so they started 2 look 4 him. 1 of them got pretty close 2 his hiding spot, so he came out. He was cryin like hell and blushing, cause half the camp was watching him. He went inside and got cleaned up. Seriosly, by the looks of his pants, he had been peeing 4 about 5 minutes. His underpants were probably sopping wet. I feel really sorry for the kid who was sittin next 2 him, although whoever it was, they didn't notice. email me if you have any stories, or u wanna comment or ask questions about mine. i also have some others, if u wanna here them.

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once i was at the gym doing heavy deadlifts not funny i am 23 but it was a great day i felt strong a little to strong was about my 3rd rep when i shit my pants it was just like biting the tip off a cigar just a little poop but any way i droped the weight went and wiped it off ande went back to my workout i am sure a couple of people saw but i dont care fuck'em they just wish they had as much dedication and size i do

Joseph's picture

One day I remember being outside at my parents summer home when I farted and a tiny bit of poop came out into my pants; i think I was about 11 or so. I cleaned up and thought nothing of it... but a few months later the thought came back into my head about that accident that day and i thought "well what would it have felt like if i had taken the whole poop in my pants?" At the time I was about 12 and home alone for a while, so I put on an older pair of white cotton briefs and went to the bathroom and went pee. After I finished that I pulled up my briefs and sat on the toilet and took a dump in my briefs while sitting on the toilet. I was suprised to find that I kind of enjoyed the sensation of pooping my pants. I'm now 23, and I still like to load my pants once a week or so. I'd estimate that since that day 11 years ago, I've pooped my pants on purpose about 300 times or more, and I've loaded my pants in public too at grocery stores, laundromats, malls, and gas stations.

Raw-Hide's picture

how did you clean it after you pooed yourself at age 12.

sara's picture

im a person that lives in the big city and i always have i hard time hold trying to hold my urine.So one day back when i was 11 but one day when i was running down my street to try to find a place that had a bathroom and i had to go real but the streets were crowded and i couldnt go anywere but then i stopped really fast since i was about to explode when suddenly a little streem went down my pants and then i couldnt hold it and i went so bad that it sprayed out my pants and everyone was looking!

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sorry every one i just turned 13 and im still a little slopy and hard at typing my sentences. ;)

The Shit Volcano's picture
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Kids are so freaky. I remember just after my fifth birthday I shit at the top of a slide. It was one of those hard turds and it rolled down the slide into the sand. It was just nasty!

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

abby's picture

I had just had a large pesi and didn't have time to go to the bathroom because i had to walk to cheerleading practice. As i was walking to cheerleading practice a tiny spurt of pee went into my panties.But nothing bad just something that happens to me alot being a girl and all. When i got to practice i really had to go bad but i thought i could handle it. I was fine for a while(about15 minutes.) But as we were doing streches another spurt went into my pink panties. But i didn't think it was that big of a deal. it was just about a 2 or 3 inch spot. But my shoe came untied and not thinking i accidently bent over to tie it! And i think my crush saw up my skirt! But i continued. And was doing good for a while. So it was break time and i went to sit with my friends and crush. We were goofing and around and laughing. all the laughing may me pee and another medium large spurt. but i gained control. Then i went to sit by my crush instead and as i sat down i lost control. i think it turned him on thogh because i saw a bulge in the front of his pants. but on another day with my friend we were playing monoploy and sitting indiand style but i had to shit so so so bad it was like coming out all time(you know that cracking sound). then it happened! i shit my panties. It stunk so bad.

nicole's picture

I was in school and had to go poo so bad one day that i was on my way to woodshop and thought that i would crap with every step foward. SO we were sawing in class and i held it fir a minute or so. but as i was sawing more i shit in my panties!!! And i was wearing a short skirt-it was such a big link it hung below my skirt! i was so embaresed someone whould see i instantlty sat in my chair! It sqaused all over and i started to cry.

Mercedes's picture

I go to West Scranton intermediate school. I was trying to try some of the green tea diet. I drank 3 big cans of Arizona tea before going to school. I wass bothering mrs petrucelli to much with the lav for the last past week so he said i couldn't go in her class for the rest of the year. It was math class and it was kinda of hard to concentrate on math when your about to pee in your skirt. Ahg,!I hate this one boy josh tippet you is always looking up my skirt if i don't cross my legs. He was doing it again so i crossed my legs angrly. I was shaking my legs trying not pee. But everyonce and a while i would leak a little. so i finally put my hand on my peehole to stop anyfurther leaks. but i could feel the small wetspots on my panties. I let go for a second to releave some pressure then regained control. Finally class was over and i went to the bathroom. It was just annoying walking around with moiste panties between your legs. I think when i sat in my seat a small wetspot formed aan my skirt from m paanties. But my friends said they have a few spurts all the time. I guess i am not the anly girl who leaks sometimes in emergencys.

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You girls need to change your diet or something. Leaking in your pants is NOT normal, especially for teenaged girls. I am also a girl and the only time I leak is when I am sick.

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

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Once, when I was in 8th grade, I was sitting in history class, and I really, really had to piss. But, the bell would ring in about 2 minutes. So I sit there wiggling in my chair. But, pretty soon, my wiggling had no effect and I pissed my pants. I was sitting next to the girl who I had a huge crush on, and she just looked at me and I turned bright red. Just for the record, I never had a chance with her after that incident.

Ronnie's picture

When I was 11, I went over to my friends house, When I hot there, several of the other boys in the neighborhood were already there, and they were all talking about a boy in the grade under me who had pooped his pants in class. They were all laughing about him. I defended him, and told him that everyone does it at sometime, even adulte, and it wasn't so bad anyhow.They wound up dareing mt to poop in my pants. Atb first I refused, but one of them said he'd give me a dollar if I did it, so I tried. Finally, I managed to push a small hard turd into my pants in front of them. I was wearing boxers, and it was so hard that it fell out of them I shook my leg and it fell out on the ground. they all stared at it, and them started teasing me.

victoria's picture

I was in math class and i had to pee and poo so bad. I asked but my teacher said No. I knew i could hold off on crapping in my panties but i didn't know about peeing. My teacher called me up to do a math problem on the board! I already had a small stain on my blue pants but i knew i had to get up anyway. As I was writing it on the board i ped in my panties more.I knew By know people could see so i just started crying .As i was cryiny I lost control of my diarea and my bladder. So did some ther kid from laughing at me

Kim's picture
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I work at an office and can't go to the batroom often. So i got sick of damp panties(leaks). SO I tryed a pantieliner but it didn't cut it. I now use an adult diaper and now can shit an dpiss when ever i want. I just let go.

John's picture
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one time when i was 12,almost 13 i was on my computer playing a game called infantry. i thought i had to fart but i realized it wasnt when i completely loaded my drawers. all this soft mushy warm poop was squishing around in my clean white briefs. I got scared and peed in my pants also. i ran up to my room, grabbed a pair of pants and some new briefs and raced to the bathroom to change. I was mortally embarrassed and luckly no one saw. if uve got any other good stories send
em to me thx.

Cory's picture

When I was 12 I was out playing at my friends house. We were out playing dodgeball. We would play for about half an hour then take a fifteen minute break and then go back to playing. After a while I started to get a small urge to poop, but this happens to me a lot, so I didn't think much of it, so I just kept playing. As I kept playing the urge kept getting worse and worse, and after a while I had to sit out, because my stomach was hurting me so much. I finally managed to clinch my buttcheecks togther, and I started to feel better, so I got back in the next round. During the next round my friend pegged me right in the stomach with the ball, and after that I felt like I was going to poop in my pants right there, but I regained control. Then, I told my friend I wasn't feeling well, and that I wanted to go home. He told me I could just use his bathroom, but I declinned(they were always filthy!). So I started walking home. We lived a couple blocks apart, so I thought I could make it. Once, I got half way there I doubled over and felt the intense force of a load pushing against my bum, but after much pain, I managed to regain control, and so I kept going. After I walked about another 10 meters I got the same sensation. Then it started happening to me every five steps. So finally I couldn't take it anymore, and as I got the urge I squatted relaxed my bowels, and let a huge log start flowing into my pants. When I felt my bowels starting to close I pushed as hard as I could and pushed about twice as much into my white briefs. Finally, because I didn't want to overflow my underpants, I stopped and kept walking along the dirt road home. I could feel an enormous load in my pants, but it was so hard I wasn't too scared of it squeezing out. I made it home, and no one was there, which is what I expected. I took off my pants and checked them for any stains, but there weren't any, so I was pretty relieved. At that point I walked into the bathroom, and sat down on the toilet with my undies still pulled up, and then I started pushing again, forcing the rest of the poop into my underwear. After that I walked around for a little while, and then finally cleaned out my underwear, and washed the stains out of them before my parents got home. I also made sure to take a shower.

Jacko's picture

Dont worry 2 the people that wet there pants when they really need 2 go, i do it all the time and not on purpose its very anoying when your sitting in class and your not aloud 2 go 2 the bathroom , i can usualy hold it for 1 minute but after that i just lose control and the is usualy a wet patch the size of a basket ball on the front of mm pants, its so embarissing when im caught and thats nearlly all the time

travis's picture

one day i was in school oh and im 12 i was 7 at the time thow but back to the story i was sitting in my chair i felt a urg that i had to poo but you see i dont like the bathroom people at my school would rather go in thear pants so i dident bother asking so abot 10 mints later i fet the poo getting stronger but i could go in my pant sence a girl in my class was ask if i wonted to have a acedent so i sead yes so we wated for the right moment thin i heard a fart it was her see just pooped her pants so i was like what the heack so i let mine out it felt so good and we bothe got to go home but my mom did becouse she understud so thats what ive been doing my hole life at all should try that sometime it is fun and you get out of school lol.

marshall's picture

When I was a kid, well into my teens in fact, I was lazy sometimes, or just didn't care and peed and pooped in my pants a lot. One time I did it, I was in a shopping mall with my mom. I was 14 at the time. This would have been in the early 1980's, and as was the fashion at the time, I was wearing very short shorts (by modern standards), and knee high tube socks with the stripes at the top, t shirt, and tennis shoes. The urge to both pee and poop started in the car on the way to the mall, but I didn't say anything, or look for a bathroom when we got there. We were shopping for school clothes, and while my mom was picking through some jeans on the rack, right then and there, I just squatted and started peeing and pooping in my shorts. Several people walked by when I was doing this. I stood up with a big log in my shorts, and pee started running down my legs. I got in trouble when I got home.

Jen's picture

Ok you no that reminds me of what i like to do jut sit around in my room i dont care if any1 is in there or not in only a normal t shirt an white cotton briffes and lift my legs up to my neck and push until a nice stinky fart comes out and if i didt like it i will fart and poop!
it stains my panties but i dont care! i just laugh about it cuz i think its fun to just be reading a magazine like normal and be in only a t and panties and just fart but say to ur self hm not good rip another one and drop aload!

sherry's picture

When I first started school (nursery school), I was shy, and the thought of raising my hand and telling a stranger that I had to poop was so frightening that I didn't even consider it the day I had my "accident". I tried my best to hold it and wait until until school was over. Soon, it apparent that I couldn't wait much longer. So, I pretended to drop my crayons under the table, so I could crawl under there and poop in my panties while I was hidden. I guess that as a nearly 5 year old, I reasoned that if the teachers didn't see me poop in my panties that they wouldn't know I'd done it. Anyhow, when I crawled back out and went back to coloring, I had a nice big soft buldge in the seat of my yellow shorts. I would have been quite content to have finished the day like that, but it wasn't to be. Soom the smell caught the attention of one of the teacher's aides, and she walked around trying to locate the source. She quickly narrowed the location of the source to the mass, now starting to stain through my shorts. She took me by the hand and told me to come with her. She got my "in case of an accident" spare clothes and took me into the bathroom, where she cleaned me up and changed my clothes. I guess I should have been embarrassed or something, but the worst part was having a stranger change my pants

poop at camp Al's picture

I am 12 years old right now and live in Morgantown, West Virginia. When I was about 10, we had this thing in
Cub Scouts called the ox roast at Camp Mountaineer. It was an overnight thing. In case you don't know what Camp Mountaineer is like, At every campsite, there are latrines. My new troop(which is Boy Scouts now, age difference and is Troop 44) stays at Wapsu Campsite. My old Pack(Pack 77)stayed at Mingo Campsite. The latrines at Mingo were very dirty and had Grandaddy Longlegs in it. So I decided to poop in the woods behind the latrine. Some kid(I can't remember his name for the life of me) wen't back there for something. He stepped in it!! He thought it was dog crap

poop at camp[ Al's picture

We dfon't have this disgustingness that much in Morgantown, West Virginia

Derek's picture

When we were about 7 years old my uncle and aunt took me and my cousin to a pop music concert at the local park. We were playing and chasing each other around when she suddenly stopped and went over to her aunt. I discovered that she had to go to the bathroom and since I felt I needed to pee, the three of us set off for the porta-johns. We hadn

samantha's picture

one time we were skiing, i hadnt skied many time before, i was 16 my friend dan was with me. while we were on the lift something funny happened and we both started laughing and without realizing it, i started to pee myslef. i managed to stop it and only a tiny bit got out. i told him i really had to pee so dont make me laugh. i said i was gonna go into the lodge to pee when we got to the bottom. while we were skiing i fell, and i knew dan was trying to make me pee myself, so he said something funny and i laughed really hard and i started peeing again, this time it lasted a lot longeri had my thighs pressed tighlty together and that helped me stop it and i told him again not to make me laugh. my pink ski pants werent showing any signs of wetness, so i was alright. almost at the bottom i fell one last time, and this time i was in such an awkward position (on my back with my legs up and my skis flat on theground) once again he made me laugh and this was it, i lost complete control and soaked myself, i was so mad at him. we went back to his house and he was so proud of himself, so i let him keep my thong, it was white, but the bottom part was stained yellow, he loved it. we are now going out and he still makes me pee myself all the time...jerk

Anonymous Coward's picture

One time I pooped in my pants at school and didn't want anyone to know but my teaher noticed the lump in my pants and had me come over to her(I was in sixth grade) and she pulled them ou like you do when you check a babies diaper and she saw the poop. She took me into her office and had me lay down on a mat. She told me she was goiing to clean me up but I didn't want her to but she said she ws amom and a grandma and that she had changed kids accidents and had seen many girl hineys. She said she would treat e like her 1 year old grandson. She began talking tome like I was her own grandchild and like I was baby. She pulled down my pants and took them of. Then she took bay wipes and started wipe my bottom. then she put a diaper on me and she told me she would change it every hour and she dressed me and I was really embarassed.

stuey's picture

i used to wet and mess my shorts at school all the time since i was 5 thru to 15 (tho less so after i got to 12) guess i was to emabaressed to ask to go so would hold my self till my fingers got wet and often have to sit in soiled pants till i got found out. no one ever wanted to sit next to me and i spent many times on the bus going home in messy shorts or diapers when i was allowed to wear them.

Tammy the Wolf's picture

When I was five I was at a picnic with my sister Sam. I had to go poop and pee so I asked if there was a bathroom. My mom said no and I started to squirm after a few minutes. I started yelling I needed to go and my mom pulled my behind a bush and pulled down my underwear but I was still wearing my dress. Then she told me to go and then she left. I started pushing really hard. It was a really hard terd and when it came out, it landed with a plop. Then I started peeing all over the grass. Then I pulled up my underwear and went back to the picnic.

Tracee's picture

Hey, I'm 15. I wet my pants a few times in kindergarten, but that was it in school. I sorta have a bad habit of having accidents at home when I'm watching TV or playing video games or talking on the phone, and my mom bugs me about it. It also kinda happens on airplane trips or car trips when I can't make it on time, but she doesn't get mad at me for those. Even with the ones where I forget to go, I think she knows I'm still a kid, and she doesn't yell or anything. Well, a couple nights ago I was playing a game with my six year old brother and I totally wasn't paying attention and I peed my pants really good. My little brother told on me and my mom grabbed my arm and made me change. She said, you know, we're driving to Aunt Margaret's on Saturday (this was Thursday) and if I can't trust you in the car you're going to have to wear diapers. That got me SUPER scared cuz I haven't worn a diaper since I was 2 or 3 (even though I do pee my pants sometimes). Then at school today, for the first time since kindergarten, I totally soaked my overalls. I had to go all through math class, but instead of heading straight to the toilet, I stopped at my locker and started talking to my friends. I'd been doing a bit of a 'dance', and finally, Sara asked me if I had to go potty. I said I did, and she offered to go with me. I was really struggling on the way, and then it just started to come out. I couldn't stop it, and it all came out before I made it there. I just stopped walking, and after I was done, she just said, "oops, looks like you couldn't make it to the potty in time, huh?" (she always says potty instead of toilet...i stopped using that word when i was 4, but i guess she hasn't outgrown it yet) Anyway, I changed into my PE clothes and stuck my undies and overalls in my backpack. Well, I forgot to hide them or something when I got home, and my mom found them! You think my mom was kidding about the diapers? Wrong! We just got back from CVS; she made me go with her to get diapers for the trip; six hours Saturday and six hours Sunday. Then she said that with all the excitement (it's a family reunion) that maybe I should wear them all weekend and not just in the car, that we'd evaluate it based on how the car trip went. It's not fair! Even if I was going to be in underwear, I don't think I could make it without having an accident. Even if I ask to stop and go, I usually can't make it once out of three bathroom breaks along the way! It's so embarrassing as a 15 year old girl with 3 little brothers; they're gonna be in underwear, even though they pee their pants sometimes (not as much as me, but tyler (he's 9) pooped his pants last month playing a video game - that's way worse I think). Anyway, that's all - I hope I can pull off a miracle tomorrow. :(

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When I was about 12, I had to pee REALLY bad during my math class. Which was 6th period, so I thought I could hold it because I hated the school bathrooms becuase they had no doors or walls on them, and you had to pee/poop in the open. I really like privacy, so I didn't like to pee at school. In fact, I've NEVER used the school restrooms. Anyway... I spent that whole class sitting there with my legs clenched together. (i'm a girl in a class with 22 other guys, no other girls, so I wasn't about to start holding myself) I got through that period without a problem, then I went on to 7th period. I have to pee REALLY REALLY bad about half way through, so I ask the teacher if I can go to the restroom. She says if I finish my work I can go. In about 20 minutes, I finished my work, pretty much dying of having to pee so badly. And I asked again. And told her it was an EMERGENCY. She let me go. I went to the bathroom at a run because it was on the other side of the school, while holding myself. I let go as i open the door, in case any one was in there. There were about five girls in there doing there make up. I can't pee in front of ANYONE. So I left. ABout that time the bell rang, and it was time to wait for the bus. My bus comes about 20 minutes after school lets out, so I'm trying to find any way I can pee.
At the bus stop my friend got a drink in a bottle. She spilled some on the concrete, and the splashing nearly made me lose control. I asked her if she would finish up the drink and give me the bottle quickly. She did, and I went around to the other side of the school. No body was around around, so I dropped my pants, and attempted to pee in the bottle, but I heard someone coming around the corner before I could start peeing, so I had to leave. My bus had just pulled up, so I had to hurry back. Once I got on the bus, I couldn't hold myself anymore, because I sit with a guy.
He wondered why I was fidgeting so much, and I told him. He said he didn't mind if I did hold myself or do something, because I had an hour ride all the way home. I still had the bottle, but it was a bumpy ride (which didn't help me having to pee) so I couldn't really pee in the bottle, even if I could get over dropping my pants in front of a guy. So I just held myself istead. It felt REALLY good. I did that for about fifteen minutes, then my bladder gave a huge jolt. I lost control for a few seconds, but it didn't show up on my really tight jeans.
While all of this was happening the boy was staring at me. I doubled over and held myself so hard.
I regained control and felt good for about ten more minutes, then I knew I would have to pee soon, or on my self. I told the boy I would have to pee now, while we were on the smooth part of the road. So I turned away from him, and lowered my jeans just enough to get the bottle in.
Now I had never tried to pee in a bottle before, so I probably wouldn't have been able to pee in it, even if I had been able too. The bus driver had seen me, and told me to put my pants back on.
I sighed as I zipped my pants up and held myself again. I asked the boy next to me to aske her if we could stop at the gas station we were about to pass, so I could pee. He went up there and asked, but she said no. I walked up to her holding myself, so she could see how much I had to pee, and told her if she didn't stop now, I would pee in my pants and all over the bus. She said no.
I went back to my seat. He asked what she said and I told him. He said he was sorry. I told him I was just about to lose control. So he put his on my crotch to. Oh, his grip was so fine, and felt so firm, and gave me relief for a few minutes, until my bladder jolted again.
I moaned and wailed at the bus driver, but she said no. I even told her I would pee on a tree if I had too, but she still said no. We were about 20 minutes from my stop.
I told myself that I had lasted this far, and I could last all the way. So I held on as tight as I could all the way home.
On my stop, I bolted out the door, and down the driveway, and BOOM. I lost control. I peed and peed and peed. It felt so good, but as soon as I was finished I noticed I had peed for three whole minutes! and what I didn't know is that I had crapped myself too. And that I didn't have the key to get in my house, but that's a different story.

kelly's picture

I have this certain type of cancer that needs to be checked upon every once and a while, called colon cancer. a day before the treatment you have to take this medicine that makes me tired and makes you poop everything you got out. Well i was laying in bed drinking this stuff and then fell asleep. When i woke up my bed was soaked and my butt was really warm. When i got up poop spilled out through a hole in the back of my now yellow undies. I layed back down to think about what to do. I heard my mom come home, i was laying in her bed, and all i could do was continue to poop.

kelly's picture

hi its me again, i think have problems. One day when i was 14 we went to my grandma's house that was four hours away through back country. We where driving along when i suddenly had to poop bad. I simply shifted my butthole so the poop would stay in. Later on i had to poo again but i couldn't hold it in, i just had to soil myself. i quietly raised my bum of the bottom of my seat, and began to push. I felt it slide down into my panties and curl up. I then let myself drop down and flattend my turd against the seat. Mollie, my older sister was sitting right next to me noticed what i was doing, but i told her i was just bored. Then a little later Mom asked if anyone smelt anything and Mollie instantly knew it was me cause my face turned bright red. At the next sign of civilization, a wal-mart, my Mom took me by the hand bought some diapers, walked into the bathroom, and cleaned me. Now i have been wearing diapers ever since.

poop machine's picture

I was a baby and I had to have grapes peeled for me to eat them. My dad didn't know they hed to be peeled and he fed me a lot of them. When my mom got home I was crying with poop all down my legs on my blankets on the wall and pretty much every where else you can think of. It was really nasty.

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Hi this isn't about pooing your self but this is better. Ok my uncle Steve was just talking with my mom and dad (i wasn't there but they told me). So then my Uncle saw melted brown stuff on the floor and thought it was chocolate so he wiped some up and ate it. Apparently the brown stuff was actually cat poop!!! and it was really crazy and weird.

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i remember once when i was ten years old, we had been to the eastershow a couple of days earlier and we had a couple of licorice showbags, and the girl who live upstairs, lucy, she was a year older than me, she helped us devour them. we were at the beach two days later and we were exploring as kids do around the rocks when lucy said she needed to poo. she dropped her swimsuit and the shit she done was all green and i still think today how a 11 year old girl could expel so much shit from her small arsehole

jackie's picture

well i was 5 and i was at school. at that time we had to go with at least 1 more person to go to the bathroom. well i needed to go diereah so i took my friend and did it in the bathroom. my friend didnt wait for me and i was upset and didnt finish, i left a drop of poo in front of the toilet. my teacher saw my pants and took me to the bathroom. everyone noticed and laughed i was crying. my teacher cleaned my but. i was naked, and i had some left over poo on my back and legs. all my friends saw me and teased me and i had to wear diapers until my dad came. i pooed again while waiting in the nurses room and the nurse cleaned my but and back..i was so embarrased.
when my dad came the nurse gave him a free bag of diapers and my dirty diaper and underwear. since then i had to wear diapers until 7. email me for more poo stories

Martin's picture

One time when i was 12 i was in school and i started getting stomach cramps and i had to go to the bathroom but i was to embarassed to go to ask to go to the bathroom do i tried to hold it in but 15 minuets later i coulden't make it a huge amount of liquid diarrhea came out in my pants it was pure liquid at first alot of the kids thought i wet myself but when they smelled it they knew i diden't wet myself and i went diarrhea in my pants it was really embarassing i got sent to the nurse and my mom had to pick me up

Jim's picture

i was at science class and i had a urge to poo and pee. i made it through at science class but i peed in math class. a kid noticed and told the techer. she puled down my pants and underwear and saw diereah. she held my hand and tuk me to her office and layd me down on newspaper and asked me if i needed to go more. i was crying and i shuk my hed. all the other techers saw me and my diereahed but and spoiled pants. she took bay wipes and cleaned me. then she told me to stop crying or she'll tell the class. i stoped cryin. she put a diaper on me. i was so emberesed. then my cuzin came becuz he waz in truble. he saw me and tezed me. my techer waz mad at him and i felt worse and started crying again. she put a jumpsuit on me(wen im in 5th grade) and started carrying me back to class. i was brite red. i went home and my mom tuk me to by diapers. oh man it was emberesing. she told my techer to change my diaper every hour and i felt worse. so in the bathroom brek evry girl saw my diaper getting changed. until middle school. my mom sed i wud be sent to nursery school for a week, but thats another story.

seepy diaper's picture

last year when i was 17 my mom made me drink prune juice for breakfast. I had to go to school. I new i was gonna end up pooing during one of my classes so i took one of my baby brothers diapers with me just in case. i hid it at the bottom of my book bag so that no one would be able to see it. then i piled on sooo many books. during 4th period, yep my stomach started to gruble. i asked if i could go to the bathroom. the teacher let me go. i went to my locker first and got the diaper. then headed to the bathroom to put it on. i did not have to go et. my tummy was only starting to get sick. i went back to class. on the way i felt the poop squirt out. i THOUGHT no one would notice. but it turned out all the books that i had piled on had made a hole in the diaper and the poo was seeking through my really cute light blue jeans. i had to sit in it the rest of the day. everyone called me seepy diaper the rest of the year.

Marshall's picture

To Tracee,
How did it go on your trip? Your experiences sound like a lot of mine at the same age. I remember having to wear diapers on trips sometimes. It wasn't really that bad. I had a younger brother too, that I sometimes peed in my pants while playing games with.

richard f.'s picture

i got in trouble in school and i was almost expelled. my mom pulled my pants down and put me in a diaper! she put plastic pants on me and didnt let me got to the bathroom. at school i couldnt go to the bathroom too cuz my mom put a keychain on my plastic pants. i needed to poo and so i did it on my diaper. it smelled and a kid noticed. he tatle taled on me and the teacher changed me rite there in the classroom. i was so embarrased. my frends called me diaperleaker since. well i was at a sleepover and i pooped on my diaper. those frends didnt know i had a diaper and they smelt somthin. well we were playing truth or dare. a kid saw my pooped diaper and dared me to pull down my pants. i did and they lafed at my diaper so hard. i was cryin. they pulled it down and saw my poop sitting there in my total nightmare diaper. i didnt want to show my frends mom. some boys grabed me and sit me in my frends little brothers playpen in a pooped diaper. they locked me up so i couldnt get out. my frends mom saw and looked at my diaper. she lafed. i was crying and i was so embarased. she changed me and she told me you wanna act like a baby i will treat u like a baby. she put a pacifier on me and i was so mad that i wet the bed. my frends lafed and told the whole school. my frends changed me and i ran away. the poo splatered on the bed. then my frends mom bottled me. my frends tried too. i was so embarased i was crying the whole time. then the teachers changed me in front of the class every hour. my life was a nightmare. my whole school caled me poopy baby and teased me. they also called me poopy diaper leaker and made me cry. they took pictures of me and my pooped diaper. i am now 15 and this is still going on.

Annie's picture

I am a girl and I have poop and diarreah problems but I dont wear a diaper. I was playing with my best friends and i pooped my undies. My friends didnt laugh because they knew my secret, but they told my mom. my mom dragged me and told me that we are going to Aunt Lily's house and if i poop my undies or goodnights at school or home i have to wear diapers. There were 3rd graders there and they dont poop or pee there undies! I was terrified. At school I wear goodnights cause I only pee my pants at school. But for the first time I pooped my goodnights at school. I was sent to the nurse and I was teased the whole year. At home I hid my goodnights and changed. My mom found them and she forced me to go with her to buy diapers. We did and came back. My little brother, Steven saw and laughed. He soon put it on internet. I went there with diapers and everybody changed me, teased me and treated me like a baby. They soon told the whole world.

Anonymous Coward's picture

i am 12 years old. a few weeks ago i was sitting in science class and i had to pee REALLY REALLY PEE so i asked and my teacher said no. so i was holding it and our classes are 90 min long so after her clas we have another class with her and i asked again and she said no so i was getting desprate. i didnt hold myself because my twin brother was in the same class. finally i couldnt wait any longer i let a little bit out then gained control again there was a wet spot on my jeans but they were dark and no one could really tell. i asked again and said it was an emergency so she said hurry up. and on my way down the hall (i lost control) i pissed all over myself. then my sister came up towards the bathrooms and saw me crying and took me to the office where the put tity whites on me and all my friends found out

Anonymous Coward's picture

what does it feel like to poop in your pants?

Anonymous Coward's picture

what does the sensation of pooping in your breifs feel like? i'm thinking of trying it.

Jobber's picture

I have many fond memories of doing a poo as a kid but one that sticks in my mind was one turd I did which stuck in the pan at school.

This was at Primary (Grade) School and was about 11 or so. I had a cold and had been off school for a couple of days . The cough mixture I was on had codiene in it and this has the effect of making people constipated and I didn't do a BM for 3 days . I went back to school on the Wednesday as I had exams later that month and my Mum didn't want me to miss any more lessons. I had my lunch at school and soon felt that I had to go to the toilet for a poo and as I had been eating normally even with the cold I guessed it would be a big one.

Entering the Boy's Toilet I made for a cubicle (stall) at the end of the row of 6 and entered, bolted the door, undid my belt and pulled down my grey knee length trousers (knee pants) and my white cotton Y-Front briefs and sat on the toilet pan. I did a pee then felt the big turd start to slowly come down in my back passage. I bore down and felt my ring expand. It sure was a fat lumpy log! Slowly it emerged as I went NN! NN! UH! to push it out . It grew in length then tapered off and dropped into the pan with a loud "KUR-SPLOOSH!"

I got my breath back then wiped myself and pulled up my underpants and had a look down the toilet pan. WOW! A long fat carrot shaped turd lay at the bottom of the pan what we would call a "Big Jobbie". I gazed on it for a while them pulled the flush but when the water cleared it was stuck in the pan and a second flush had no effect either. I left it in the pan for others to see and one of my classmates saw me come out of that cubicle and went in and saw it. He told some of the others in my class and soon they were all aware, boys and girls too, of the Big Jobbie I had done. It was still there when I went home at 4 o clock but the next day it had gone so I suppose the Janitor must have got rid of it when he cleaned the Toilets when the School was closed for the day.

Jobber's picture

I will try to answer the Anonymous Poster above who asks what it is like to poo in your briefs and is thinking of trying it out.

I have had some genuine accidents in my time both as a kid and in adult life and I can't say I have enjoyed them as they were uncomfortable and embarrasing incidents I would have prefered not to have had. I would far rather do a normal solid poo into the toilet pan or if outdoors in the countryside onto the ground, or into a bucket etc. A real poo accident for a man is a messier affair than for a woman (as long as she is wearing a skirt) even if the stool is solid (and not diarrhea or loose or mushy when it is going to make a mess in any event). Assume a man is fully dressed and does a solid poo in his briefs. Unless it is very hard it will squash up even if he is standing not sitting down and may well leak through the seat of his underpants and stain the seat of his trousers or even leak out from the leg openings and down his legs unless they have elastic round them. He is likely to pee at the same time and will wet the front of his underpants and trousers, his accident will be visible to all. A female having a similar accident in her panties may get off a lot lighter if she is wearing a loose fitting skirt or dress. A solid poo may not squash as much as there is less resistance as she is only wearing panties and as most women's panties have elastic round the leg openings the poo is likely to be contained in her underwear and not soil her skirt or leak down her legs. If she pees her panties only the gusset (crotch) will get soaked. She can find somewhere to step carefully out of her soiled panties with the mass of poo in the seat, clean herself, dump the messed panties and nobody near be any the wiser. I assume you are male not female?

Now if this hasn't put you off deliberately pooing your underpants and you really want to try this for yourself then I suggest you do it at home with nobody else around. Strip down to your briefs only and go into the toilet or bathroom when you feel the need to do a poo, standing in the shower or bath. I assume it will be a solid poo not diarrhea whether naturally occuring or caused by you taking laxatives. It may come out by itself when you can't hold it in any longer but you may need to bear down and do it in your briefs. At first it will feel just like it does when you do it sitting on the toilet pan but as the start of the turd presses against the seat of your underpants and starts to bulge them out it will become more difficult to pass just like being constipated. However unless it is a very hard poo it will start to buckle and squash up and soon make a big bulge drooping down in the seat of your briefs. Unless you have done a pee beforehand you will probably wet your underpants as well. You then have the problem of cleaning up both yourself and your soiled underpants, which is why I suggest you do this in the bath or shower. This isn't my scene (see above) but if it floats your boat who am I to condemn you for it.

Anonymous Coward's picture

i had a frend that was 8 and wasnt potty trained. we had a sleepover and everyone came. my frend, Dan wore diapers at nite and i only knew cus he told me in private but jake and jamie heard. well at 7 dan pooped his diapers and told me. jake and jamie told everyone to come and look at dan. we didnt know and my mom was changing him when everyone opened the door and laughed. since then they changed, and called him diaper boy.

anon. teenage boy's picture

if i laugh really hard whether i have to pee really bad or not, i pee my pants. i hate it so much, but ill share some of my experiences. this is one of the worst, i was 16 and my girlfriend was over and my brother and sister were standing around, we had just got out of the pool so i was only in a bathing suit. we were messing around and acting like five year olds, we found a laundry basket full of socks and we started a little "war." we were all throwing socks and laughing hysterically, i was doubled over laughing and i accidentally farted and my sister yelled "HEY!, thats not a fair fight" and i lost it, pee started gushing down my leg onto the floor. everyone noticed. it was so embarrasing.
my next story happened in my dads car, i was about 15 and we had some cans of soda, i was sitting next to my brother and i got the last soda, he said HEY, i want that!! and grabbed it from me, he didnt know it was open. it splashed all over him as he grabbed it from me. it struck me so funny that he was covered in soda, i was laughing so hard i had my legs clenched together and i was pushing my fists down on my crotch, but it was no use, i made a huge puddle on the seat. my dad was so mad that i peed in his car.
this is the last experience. i had to pee really bad this one time and we were on a motorcycle trip, i had a bad headache too. we stopped the bike in the middle of no-where and eddie pulled out a bottle of never-opened tylenol. he poured one in his hand and it was a huge pill, he said "jesus christ, they look like goddamn manhole covers" and it didnt even laugh that hard and pee came rushing out of me, it was dark, so eddie didnt notice, thank god

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i 2000+ points

Having now suffered through a lot of Trashcanman posts, both here and on the forums, I think I may possibly have known him earlier in his life. Someone who sounds a lot like this moved from my home town of Stewsburg to the area of Florida he describes, where his father became quite wealthy as a banker.

If I am correct, TCM is now dead of AIDS.

Daniel's picture

wen i was 12 my brother and me went out on this camp thing that cost like 2000dollars for one person.We went to the camping tribe thingy and my brother he was 8 and 5~8 years old and 10~12 years old tribes were separtated. i made a frend there named jack so me and jack wud go up and tickle another guy sam who has like no blader control hehe..and like he would totally poop in his pants and he would be sleepin and the next day he wud be crying like nuts and he would hav to wear a holy diaper for like the whole day! we called him like so many names. oh we lived in la at the time..

jere's picture

Reading about wearing diapers on trips brings back memories. I wet my bed nearly nightly until I was 12 years old, and sometimes had daytime accidents. Actually they really werent so much accidental as getting to involved in play and wetting myself because I waited to long, As a result, my mom asked me to wear diapers and plastic pants whenever we went on a trip over a few hours in length. This lasted until just before my 12th birthday. I usually needed them, because I'd fall asleep and wet. I only pooped mt diaper once, when we were caught in traffic and couldn't get to a bathroom. I was really trying to hold it, because my only experience with filling my pants had happened in school and had not been very pleasant. Finally, I had to go so bad that it was about to come out, and my mom said, just go in your diaper, honey, I'll change you when we get out of this traffic. It wasn't nearly as bad when no one teased you about it. The worst part wasn't sitting there in a loaded diaper, but having my mom take me into the ladies room, with a diaper bag to change me at 7 years old.

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My sister-in-law told this one on herself at a new years eve party. She works in a job where she has to travel a lot. On this occasion, she was driving home from a business trip, when a major "I need to poop now" attack occurred. She is one of those people who just can't bring themselves to use a public bathroom. Our family has a small piece of property which we all use for recreation, and it has a small mobile home on it, with a bathroom. She was only about 30 minutes away, so she took the turn off and headed for what we call the farm. Driving like a female race driver along the winding road, she managed to make it to the farm without having an accident, either in her panties or wrecking the car. She jumped out and ran for the door, then had to go back for her keys. She put the key in the lock only to make another discovery, My father-in-law had changed the locks, because some things had comeup missing with no sign of a breakin. At that point, she was just seconds away from dissaster for her Victoria's Secret panties and conservative pants suit. I would have at his point made a dash for the trees and left a pile for the animals to investigate. Not her, she wouldn't dream of pooping in the woods, you know, all those icky bugs and things, maybe even a monstrous garter snake. Instead, she just stood there, looking through the window at the toilet and filled her panties with runny poop. Of course, the skimpy panties could not possibly contain the poop explosion, so it ran down her legs and into her shoes as well. It was at that point that she broke the window, and reached inside to open the door. She had to go back to her car and get her suitcase, so she had something to change into. Then to make matters worse, the pump was off, so she had to waddle back out and go to the pump house to turn it on, laving a trail of poop as she went. Then, the final straw. If you don't have water coming into the water heater, you turn it off. When she got into the shower, still fully clothed from the waist down except for shoes, there was no hot water. Those of you who have well water know that it exits the ground at around 60 degrees F. So, she just about froze to death as she stood under the shower and stripped off her soiled clothes. She said that she threw her pantyhose and panties in the trash, but nanaged to save the pants suit. My comment was, why didn't you break in before you crapped yourself?

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I wonder whether this has happened to anyone else? I was 14, it was 1980, in the early part of summer just after school got out. I made some extra money doing odd jobs like mowing lawns. At one lady's house on my street, I had just mowed her lawn in the afternoon. It was really hot, and she asked me if I wanted to come in for some ice cream. She and her 4 year old son were about to have some, so I said yes, and went inside. It was a large bowl, and ice cream has always made me have to take a crap, just like coffee in the morning does now. I felt the need to go before I was even done eating. When I finished my ice cream, Michael, the little boy wanted to play ball in the back yard, so I thought I'd just play catch with him for a few minutes before going home. We played for about 15 minutes, me still feeling the need to poop, so I thought I'd stop soon and go home. Michael threw the ball once, and it got away, so I chased it to the fence. It was kind of a big yard, and when I had picked up the ball and turned to throw it back, Michael was squatting. I thought he was looking at something in the grass, so I said "are you ready?" he didn't say anything, but I felt the urge to go poop more than before, the urge kind of coming and then subsiding a bit. I knew I was about done playing, but I also realized that Michael must have needed to go too. He must be pooping in his pants, I thought. "well, that's one way to deal with it" I thought, and figured that I better take him inside so his mom could change his pants, and then go home myself so I could take a crap properly, in the toilet. He stood up and I tossed the ball one more time to him, but before I could say, I have to go home now, he quickly picked up the ball and threw it back. It was another wild throw, and it wound up in a small patio area around the corner, that was mostly hidden from view by some bushes. I went after it, thinking, that's all, I'm done. I found the ball in the far corner of the little patio, stuck in some bushes, and when I had picked it up, I turned around to go back into the yard, but I stopped for a second, and seeing that I was out of sight of michael, and hidden from view (so I thought), I just suddenly squatted and started pooping in my shorts, just like Michael did. I still to this day don't know why I did that all of a sudden. I hadn't gone in my pants for almost 10 years at the time. While I was squatting there, I heard Michael's mom from the corner window, about 15 or 20 feet away. The window was slightly tinted, and apparently she could see every thing, but I didn't notice her. She said "Frank...You're not pooping in your pants are you?!" I was startled, and I quickly said "no", as though it was absurd for her to think so. "Then why are you squatting like that? That's what Michael does when he poops his pants." I was totally caught, and I knew it, but I still tried to deny it. I stood up, and said that I was just picking up the ball. The load just dropped into my shorts as I stood. Michael's mom said "I think you pooped in your pants. Should I come out and check, or do you want to just tell the truth?" Michael had by this time come over to see what was going on. I gave in and said "Alright, I did." She left the window, and came outside. She told me, "you need to go home", and took her son inside. Michael said "I did too, mommy". I got my lawnmover and went home with my shorts loaded, and when I got to my house, my mom was on the phone with michael's mom. She told my mom what I had done. She grabbed my arm and took me into the bathroom to change my shorts.

Anonymous Coward's picture

i remember when i was 3 my favorite show was pooh and i liked the owl he would always clear throat so when i tried it i some how messed up
and i crapped all over my self i got potty trained the week before and i was wearing underwear a little big for so thecrap went all over the carpet (the carpet was gren)

Anonymous Coward's picture

i abspulutely peeing in my pants and walking afterwards

Anonymous Coward's picture

hi there i was just watching a show (cant remaember what it was or what channel)but it was funny. soon they made this joke and i thought it was pretty funny and laughed really hard in thus peeing in my pants. i must have peed for about 1 minute
my mom told me i should wear diapers during the summer

Anonymous Coward's picture

hi there i was just watching a show (cant remaember what it was or what channel)but it was funny soon they made this joke and i thought it was pretty funny and laughed really hard in thus peeing in my pants i must peed for about 1 minute
my mom told me i should wear diapers during the summer

The Dumpster's picture
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Oh, you people on this thread are so sick! I'm glad this isn't the first thing I happened across on PoopReport, because if it had, it would also have been the last!

Kenner's picture

I work at a school as the principal. Me and my staff were having a meeting. After 30 minutes Jorge, a staff member started to sobb. we thought it was nonsence and asked him why. he didnt answer. we smelt the problem before hearing it. it started to stink in the office. Jorge had shit himself bad. Then michael started pointing at Jorge and said, "Jorge SHIT his PANTS! OMG JORGE SHIT HIS PANTS! Hahahahaha" Jorge in white gray pants put his head down. Then Jake said, "Jorge stand up will you? Did you do it Jorge?" jorge wouldnt move. then
he clumped in to his chair and his boxers burst. It started to drain poopy diarreah on his legs. Me, presidnt of the staff i told him to go to the office bathroom. while he went we saw the shitty brown gross stain on his pants/butt/back. he didnt hav anything to wear and we would not give our clothes to him. me and Jason went in to the bathroom. Jorge face red, humiliated, embarrased and weeping with dirty boxers and pants on the floor wept. we told him that the only way to solve the issue is buying diapers at the little market downstairs. so i told my secratary Annalise to buy some diapers downstairs. she obeyed but when she bought them she asked why. i told her its nothing. jason and me took a diaper and some old baggy girly jeans and told him t o wash. he cleaned his butt and back and legs. we put the diaper and old jeans on him. he was humilited. i started laughing at him and he left the company.

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Sorry, Kenner, but no. No school principal is as illiterate as your post would seem to suggest you are. But thanks for playing.
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bursting's picture

One day i was walking back from school in like ninth grade and i had to pee so bad. I hadn't eaten anything that day but i had drunk like six things of water for breakfast and lunch. Since i never go to the bathroom during school i just sat and held it.
So on my way home i felt this huge cramp in the pit of my stomach and i thought i had to fart. But i knew if i farted i'd just pee all over myself so i tried to hold it in. But it was so stromg i just decided to let it out.
I pooped out a huge dump and i couldn't control it so i ran to my house and jumped into the bathroom.
I thought about just pulling down my pants and going on the floor. But i thought i could make it so i fumbled with my zipper, still pooping, and almost peed on myself. by the time i finally pulled off my jeans i had shitted all over myself and peed on the floor and i still had more poop.
Five neighboors told my parents about how they saw my little accident. One of those neighboors was the sister of my crush.
I still can't look at him.

Teh BMXer's picture

Today well i was out biking it the trails i REALY had to poo. so I try to find a spot were no ones likly to come. so i drop my bike(a Hyper L.P.[Lucas Proizo])and finda a train no one uses. theres no poison ivy so im like hopfully no one comes. so i pull my pants down just below my butt.i push a little. i felt a little pee. so beeing able to aim were i go, i just kinda shove my hand down in front aim out side of my pants and realease. I had to 5 inch turds(kinda small)and all of my pee lands on them. omg that smelled bad lol. anouther time i took a dump right in the middle of a dog trail. i go there anouther day cuase i goto go and im kinda far from home. theres a girl there. so i come back later and threres a girl with a turd at LEAST 1 and 1/2 feet long. im like wtf. im so WTFed i just stay and watch lol. i left befor she turned but wow. lol. so i go later and have 1 turd about 7 inchs long.

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Comment Quality Moderatorj 1000+ points

This thread of comments is some what disturbing. It may have the most lame comments of any that I have seen. There seem to be some fetishists lurking around here.
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Anonymous Coward's picture

iam a 14 year old boy and like a few months ago i was at home and then i needed 2 go 2 the bathroom kinda badly - so i got up and went + when i was running up the stairs it came out it my underware - i had had few acccidents when i was younger but not much. i went the toilet and looked wat had happened and then neversly went down 2 tell mom. she came and changed and put my undies in the washer so no 1 noticed and then she just said i should go 2 the toilet earlrier if i need 2 go. - it was sooo embarassing + has any1 else don this???

Anonymous Coward's picture

For some bet i weared diapers at school some day, and i'm glad i did, cause when i was in class i had to fart, but when i did, it wasn't a fart, but something more, i'm glad i don't really have smelly sh*t, so i could throw it out at the break.

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Comment Quality Moderatorj 1000+ points

I wonder if the day camp would take a 36-year-old. $30K is nothing for all that action. I could even take up where Little-pooping-buddy left off.

Ghostrain-kun's picture

I'm a wrestler and run a private wrestling league. Once, one of the divas came to me and moaned about needing to go poop. I asked her what I should do about it. Turns out, she and 3 other divas had food poisoning. They had to go home, and 1 lives in the next door house from me. Well, next day, she still had food poisoning, and I dropped by. She had to go, and she tried to get to the bathroom. She ended up shitting, big and loud. I swear, if she didn't have on a mini-skirt, I wouldn't of done the following things. 1: I made her lay back down, 2: I bought her some diapers, and 3: Gave her a new gimmick: Diaper Girl. She now messes herself all the time.

Anonymous Coward's picture

My friend pooped on the FLOOR at school and pooed her pants a few times but the funniest thing is she is 15.

juicyturds's picture
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when i was in fourth grade i had two mean teachers. in science i asked my teacher if i could use it. she said no so i sat down when she got done with her lesson i asked again. she said no. i sat down then i couldn't hold it anymore i told her its an emergency i need to go. she had a male student teacher and told him to go with me. as we went i couldn't hold so i squatted and pooped my batman briefs. i cryed he said what's wrong and i said i pooped on myself i went home and got changed.


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Comment Quality Moderatorh 3000+ points

Once (gasp) at band camp... Oh, never mind.

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I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

Ghostrain-kun's picture

A month ago, my best wrestler went up against 3 debutijng hoars and won. At one point, they tried to make him kiss a girls diaper. He ended up tripping them. That was sick.

teenage boy's picture

one time when i was 13 i was sent to a boot camp and i wasnt allowed to use the bathroom i was told my pants are my bathroom now so yeah i would pee and poop my pants and then made to clean them up outside with the other boys. one day i saw the counselor start groping the kid in the front i got out in 2 weeks though

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This story is the king of lame comments.

Some are born crappy, some achieve crappiness, and some have crapiness thrusted upon them. (Do NOT be the last one)

Some are born crappy, some achieve crappiness, and some have crapiness thrusted upon them. (Do NOT be the last one)

pee-pee princess's picture

Once in nursery school i had 2 pee real bad. felt 2 embarassed 2 tell teacher so tried to hold it. BIG mistake. about 5 minutes later i lost control and peed. the other kids laughed at me and i cried and peed more. (one of the other kids peed themselves laughing so hard).

pee-pee princess's picture

once when i was 7 i was at a friends house and needed to poop real bad. we were playing 40/40 in (a cross between tig and hide and seek.) Anyway. i didn't want to give away where i was hiding so i tried to hold it. once again i found this was a BIG mistake. i felt my pants fill up and started to cry. of course my friend asked what was wrong. Was she sympathetic? NO. She started laughing at me and sang. "You pooed your pants, you pooed your pants!!" I felt so ashamed i ran away. The next day at school she told everybody. this earned me the nickname Poopy-pants for a loooong time afterwards.

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This happened to a friend not me. Once when we were all 10. tracy,(my friend) me and another friend were going out shopping with our mums. we managed to sneak off and started playing hide and seek in the shopping centre. after about ten minutes tracy said she needed to pee. we insisted on one more game. it was tracys turn to seek so we both hid around a corner and waited. about two minutes later we heard tracys trainers going clomp clomp clomp as she came around the corner. as she got nearer we suddenly jumped out at her. tracy screamed and then started to sob. she had peed herself and still was peeing. just then our mums came down the corridor. "There you are!!" began tracys mum "We were so worri..." she stopped. she had just seen tracy the pee still flowing out and soaking her pants and her tear- stained face. tracys mum picked her up, yes i know she was 10, and carried her off pee still spurting everywhere coz tracy was sobbing so hard. its no surprise really that tracy wouldn't speak to us for 2 whole weeks afterwards, is it?

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i am 16 now, when i was about 14 i was in the living room sitting on a bean bag chair while watching tv. so as im there, my cousin who is about 17 at the time sat down on my lap and started tickling me. i am insanely ticklish and was laughing hysterically. and then i yelled "oh my god! let me up, i have to get up!...STOoOoOp!" and he kept tickling me and suddenly i just started to pee my self and i couldnt stop. i completely soaked the bean bag and we had to get rid of it.

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Another time i when i was eight i went to this theme park. (can't remember what called, sorry)
I went on this freefall ride. As i went down i crapped my pants, and then we went up and down more times and i crapped more and peed like mad. By the time it ended i was crying like a baby. My mum managed to clean the crap out, but i had to wear pee-soaked pants for the rest of the day and people kept staring at me.

reader's picture

Boy there sure are a lot of stories in here from several people, all of whom fail to capitalize the word "I". Anyone can make a typo, but the same error, so consistently by several supposedly different people? Could it be that they are all actually the same pervert?

daphne's picture
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Possibly! Take some time to peruse more comment threads, though. Lots of people either TYPE LIKE THIS THE ENTIRE THREAD or the use all small caps and no periods or quotations like this with plenty of run on sentences omg this one time at band camp....

You get the idea.

However, after reading the stories above, I entirely agree with you. Looks like the same "writer" (we'll use this term loosely.....).

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.....hugging bunnies since 1969

"Yin Yang" Cage's picture

Wow, Ghostrain actually posted about my girlfriend. Anyways, My 8-year old sister has some kind of incontinence problem, and goes when she wants (or doesn't want) to go. One time, I was giving her a chance to go on this ride, and she peed all the way through it (2 straight minutes!). She hasn't been on a Roller Coaster ever since.

Anonymous Coward's picture

i do it all ;-)

teenage girly's picture

This happened to me when I was about 12.

I was with my Mum at the Library when I suddenly felt the need to poop really badly. No biggie, so I thought. I just went to where the toilets, telling my Mum on the way.
When I got there, I was in such a rush because I felt the need to go so bad that I just ran in, dropped my pants, sat down and started going. A few seconds in, someone else burst into my cubicle. In panic and embarassment due to my exposed privates, I just pulled my pants up and ran out. I don't know why I didn't just smile and say "sorry! wont be a moment" or something.. but it gave me a really nasty shock.
Anyways, because I'd started pooping.. I found it really hard to stop. I ended up doing a small turd in my pants while squatting behind a shelf rubbing my bum with my finger to try and make it stop. Luckilly it was solid and I was able to hold the rest of it until we got home, although I nearly crapped myself in the car on the way home and a big knobbly log was sticking out most of the way home.

crapper's picture

when i was 25 i was at work and felt a bit like taking a crap. i had to crap soon, or id explode. i workd on the other side of the office than the washrooms. i desided that crapping my pants would have to do the trick. i let the lump loose and it came out the end of my briefs and fell to the floor.i kicked it so it looked like my cooworker, lidder, did it. i had forgotten that if you take a crap you always whizz afterward or before. i let it slip down my leg and it felt really good. but my crap didnt want to stop. i let another one loose, and it felt good, for about 5 seconds. it was a big, squishy, wet ones. soon my pants were soaked and my once-white briefs were now brown. i stood up and went to the restrooms. i quickly changed into the casual clothes i carry with me everywhere and resumed work like nothing had happened.

i was about 28 i was sitting at home watching tv. id had a crap for a long time and it was finally coming out. it felt really good so i just kept doing it. i had a bunch of nice, hard ones and then they got icky. my favourite chair got all messed but it felt good. i peed like crazy after that.

i crapped the bed last night. i wasnt wearing anything, so it didnt do any damage. i whizzed soon after, and it felt sooooo good. i now have brown and yellow sheets on my bed.

Michele's picture

By the time I was 8 and in 3rd grade I became confused by why people were not consistent in using the school and public bathrooms. I guess I was very concrete: one way had to be right, the other had to be wrong. It was the age when my mom started letting me go into the bathrooms without her supervising me and this led to my questions and frustrations.

First, I had been taught NEVER to sit on an uncovered seat. As I got older at both school and places like the movies when I was out with my friends, I noticed that I was the only one struggling with the paper. Most frustrating was when it would slide or blow off before I could sit down. I was the only one in my group that didn't directly sit on the seat, although Denise had been taught to wipe the seat off before sitting down. On a couple of occasions at the movies and once at the circus where we would celebrate our birthdays, some women were pissed when they would peak in and see me trying to get the paper to cover the seat with. I remember on one occasion, I had completely exhausted what was left on the roll and I had only one side of the seat covered. So I used what I had to wipe the seat with, and despite what I had been taught, and with no time to spare I sat down and took a full poop. I asked my friend Jenni in the next stall to hand me some toilet paper under the partition and she found she didn't have any. Angie was finishing up on the other side and, likewise, she didn't have any either. My mom, who was waiting in the doorway heard the problem and got some from an empty stall and handed it to each of the three of us. I started to cry because I suspected she was going to punish me for sitting on the bare seat. In reality, she was quite empathetic.

Second, although my mom to this day claims she has never sat directly on a public toilet seat, I guess I find that hard to believe. Now, more than 25 years later, when I have to pee or poop I don't waste any time in sitting down. In really dirty places, where the seat tissues are available, I will sometimes use one, but otherwise, I don't have second thoughts about directly sitting down. If anything, too many thoughts and confusion hurt me when I was younger. More than anything else, my emphasis is peeing or pooping as fast as possible and on thoroughly washing my hands afterwards.

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Wow, lots of long ass comments, appropriately marked lame. Anyway, I have lots of poop memories from my childhood, but most of them aren't fond or even that interesting. I'll try not to be lame. One time in middle school, I had this bad ass stomach ache and went to the nurse. She gave me those chalky ass pills (mylanta maybe?) and sent me on my way but by the time I finished even chewing them I had to take a critical dump so I went to the girl's room and started pooping in the first stall and I shit you not (no pun intended) I filled up the bowl to the point where it almost reached my butt. And it wasn't one of those explosive or water kind of poops that tend to fill the bowl nicely. It was one of those never-ending shit strings - you know, the kind that looks like soft-serve ice cream? Anyway, obviously I flushed mid-poop so I could continue. After a little more pooping, this girl that I fucking HATED (everyone hated her) came into the bathroom (I knew it was her 'cause I checked to see who it was from the crack in the stall) and peed, then left normally. I guess she told a nearby teacher about me, because a couple minutes later (yeah, I was still pooping) a teacher came into the bathroom to "check" on me. So fucking embarrassing. I guess my stink and noises were really that foul. Luckily, I got to go home early that day. =)

Also, kind of off topic but one time when I was little, my sister and I were playing in the yard, and she started throwing these "rocks" at me. I started to throw them back but when I picked one up and looked at it, I realized it was petrified dog shit. Haha. I told her it was poop and she flipped all out and ran inside. That's what you get for throwing rocks at your sister damnit. =)

Strippers Poop Too!

Strippers Poop Too!

charlie's picture

I had some accidents in my pants before attending school, but this was worse. In the second grade I thought I had to poop and asked the teacher to let me go to the bathroom. She didn't like to allow bathroom visits but she relented. Nothing much happened in the bathroom. I returned to class and uh oh now I really had to go. But I was afraid to ask. I tried to wait until recess time, but I couldn't and before I knew it I made a load in my pants. Soon the smell permeated the room. The teacher started walking around and soon came to my desk. I guess I didn't look her in the eye and she then knew I was the culprit. "Young man, did you have an accident"? I didn't say anything. She then told me to stand up, in front of the class. I felt the load shifting in my pants as I walked. She said I let you go to the bathroom and still you messed in your pants. The class started laughing and giggling. P U he stinks etc. I tried very hard to not cry. "OK class, calm down, accidents happen". I went to the nurse and she called my mother who came for me. I explained what happened but she wasnt all that empathetic and threatened me with diapers. I told her I wouldn't do that again but to make sure she put rubber pants over my undies for awhile. I got teased at school for a few days, called poopy pants and stinky butt but that didn't last too long. Kids are cruel but they also move on quickly.

Charlie's picture

I guess my earliest memories deals with diapers and pants pooping. One that sticks out is my third birthday. I was the "baby" of the family and was still in diapers at three. Mom didn't seem to be in a great rush to make sure I was trained, as there was no preschool then. Maybe she also wanted her "baby" to remain that way. At my birthday, my uncle took some 8MM movies (in color too, rare for then). It was pretty obvious that I was diapered; the bulge showed under my summer shorts. There is also one scene where my sister picked me up; my shorts rode up and the corners of my rubber pants show clearly. After we all played and had some cake and ice cream, it was time to open my presents. But I was nowhere to be found. I was behind the living room drapes, doing my "business" as I often did. My sister saw me exit from behind the drapes, and she knew what that usually meant. "Mom, Charlie was behind the drapes again". I remember walking back towards the party, satisfied, with a load in my pants. Mom intercepted me, did her usual "check" by pulling the back of my shorts, gave a quick smell, and confirmed the obvious. She told everybody at the party that the presents can wait a bit. By then they all knew I did a load. I don't remember eveybody's reaction, but I don't recall being embarrassed. With my sister watching and following, I was taken into mom's bedroom for a change. She has this changing quilt which she laid on her bed. My sister who was three years older than me always seemed to be there and helped mom with my "supplies". As I was being changed she commented " P U mommy, he really stinks!" which was common with her. Mom commented "your brother is healthy sweety; he made a nice firm poopy as usual" Sis handed mom the powder and ointment, and reconfirmed to me that SHE was potty trained by three. I didn't seem to care; I enjoyed the feelings of a warm load in my diaper, and I probably liked the attention and the diaper change too. After I was changed we all returned to the party and I opened my was a nice red firetruck. I can't recall if there were any comments thrown my way about my "accident".
I was finally out of diapers by 3 1/2 or so, but I still had an accident here and there. Mom would check my poop until I was like 7 or so. When I was done, I had to yell out "finished" and she would come and check the contents of the toilet. She always said a person's poop determined their health. Looking back, she was partially right!

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I think the worst thing about pooping in your pants is the panic, praying somehow that you can avoid the inevitable. I was driving on the freeway with my girlfriend and my stomach started rumbling. I started wondering if I could make it home, then realized I'd better get off and find a bathroom pronto. Suddently, traffic came to a grinding halt. Red lights flashing, there was an accident ahead. I was thinking there might be another type of accident soon. We were stopped dead in traffic, with no exit in sight, and I started to panic. My girlfriend noticed I was uncomfortable and asked what was wrong and I said I'm not feeling all the great. I soon realized I probably wasnt going to make it. Real panic set in. We were in the right lane, but not moving, and I tried clenching my butt cheeks together. My girlfriend noticed again that I looked panicked and asked me what was wrong, so I told her I really need a bathroom. She said uh oh sorry honey, try to hang on. We were idling, in park, then I knew the moment of truth was coming and I couldnt wait any longer, so I lifted my butt up a bit and let the poop out. It felt weird, all squishy and warm, and all over my butt and crotch. I guess my looks gave me away because she said you didn't make it did you sweety? I couldn't answer and just looked straight ahead. She said don't worry about it, accidents happen. Then she tried to loosen up the moment and said at least we have air conditioning and I started to laugh with her. Eventually the traffic began to move and I started driving again with my butt full of poop. We got home and I parked the car in the driveway and ran into the house. Stripping everything off, my pants and underwear were a mess. I hit the shower ant got a plastic bag and put the stained clothes in them. Meanwhile my girlfriend waited for me and when I got out of the shower and dressed she said I bet you feel much better now. She said a mouthful. She was real cool with the whole situation, much more than me.

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when i was 14 i went to the mall one day with my grandma. i went upstairs to limited too my fave store at the time and was looking at the bathing suits while grandma was looking in belks. i had this sudden urge to fart so i got a little place to myself and farted. all of a sudden i felt this explosion! my butt was wet with diarreh! i couldnt hold it back. so i waddled to the bathroom(which is in the food court) and on the way i had another urge. i had to pee realllllly bad. i couldnt make it. i peed EVERYWHERE! and ppl eating looked at me in disgust. i had to walk past reallly hott guys too! i finally got to the bathroom and cleaned my panties as good as possible and went back downstairs. i tied my coat around my waist. it was horrible!

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"Princess" was the endearing name my father used for me when he wasn't upset with me: "Miss Flood" was what he used to summon me when he was angry. Of course, I worked for and preferred the former. When I was in second grade the day for which I had been waiting more than a year came. It was the Ringling Bros. circus which was held in our big city arena. On circus day, my younger sister was sick so it was just my dad and me for the circus. It was a Saturday morning and we went a good three hours early for the afternoon matinee, so with dad's encouragement I could see some of the animals and performers in the lobby. Since it was November and cold outside I had to pee--and pee bad--by the time dad parked the car. A crowd was already forming and he took--sometimes I felt "dragged" me because he walked so fast--into the lobby and into the men's restroom. I HATED THAT and luckily I was only alone with him two or three times a year because it just grossed me out. A large trough and men peeing into it as if they were watering flowers. Once, a couple of years earlier, I had to use an open stall but dad stood in the doorway to shield me. Anyway, I was now about to turn seven and I told him I didn't mind going into the ladies room alone. He walked me to the hallway that lead to it and waited for me. There must have been 30 stalls, but I was in a hurry and selected the one closest to the door. I latched the door, pulled down my jeans and undwear and placed myself on what I felt was a rather high seat. I think my feet were about a half inch off the floor as I was sitting. I took a complete pee (and it felt good!), wiped, got down and went to the side and put all my weight on the flusher. I quickly washed my hands and met dad. He greated me with "That's my little Princess," and being able to show my independence meant a lot to me. During intermission, I had to poop and I looked forward to going in on my own. I used a different restroom this time, it was still large and there was a line. When I finally got a stall, I really had to go bad. May first mistake was not checking the seat (it was up and I initally sat on the bowl for a couple of seconds before I figured out I needed to drop it)and after a very thorough poop, I reached for the toilet paper and there was none. However, I noticed there were a couple of strips on the floor behind the stool and they served my need. Although the second experience didn't go as well, I sure appreciated being independent.

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Well this is like an American site but I'm from Sunbury in the UK. Well one time when I was 10 I went round my friend's house for a sleepover. We ate masses of junk food that night and drank loads of coke. I wasn't used to this sort of food and drink and so in the middle of the night I woke up needing to take a dump and to pee. Anyway- I was way to lazy to get out of bed (I was sleeping in my friend's bed) so I just went back to sleep again. Anyway I had a dream that I was bursting to go to the toilet and then I reached one and went. I woke up with a start. The bed was soaked and diarreah had leaked out of my pants onto the bed. I had to got tell my friend's Mum. Needless to say I never went round there again and I was teased for months cos my "friend" told everyone.

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This thread needs a few more moderators looking at it. Good grief, is this world full of sick people, or what?

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Unlike many of my friends, I was raised by my father because my mother abandoned us when I was two. I can relate to the posting by Princess, whose father took her into the public bathroom until she was about seven. I, too, found it gross to see men standing at the urinals and aiming their pee forward. When I was really young, I was fascinated by how that pee could be thrown so far. I was especially curious as to how even young boys could sometimes stand back further than adults and still get their pee into the urinal.
Like Princess, I remember going occasionally into open stalls, but Dad would take me down to the far end of the room so that I would have more privacy. Even then I had a pretty clear view of guys at the urinals doing their thing. I remember asking Dad once about a very young boy I saw drop his shorts all the way to the floor while he peed. He said the boy might be a little "slow", although at that time I didn't know what that term meant.
I guess Dad was more trusting of me than Princess'father because he started letting me go into the ladies rooms on my own just after I started school. Mistakes that seem amusing now, sure weren't then: forgetting to put the seat down once, having a knee bruised a couple of times because I forgot to completely latch the door, flushing while I was still on the stool and being unable to pull my underwear and jeans up fast enough to avoid the overflow, and the worst, filling the bowl with a really messy three day supply of crap only to find that there was no toilet paper left in the stall.
Just this morning, while I was forced to poop at an Interstate rest stop due to an accident and large traffic jam, I heard a mother lambasting her daughter in another stall that she HAD to poop, because they wouldn't be stopping again until they got into Chicago, and the girl was frustrated and crying. Been there, done that!

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I find Jacque's comments about wanting independence from her father in public restrooms to be amusing. My dad and I were at a college football game just about the time I started lst grade. Since it was really busy and I had to poop really, really bad I selected one of about five open stalls because there was no line. Dad was a ways down waiting for a urinal. I got up, took a complete crap, and when Dad came to check up on me, I got down to show it to him. His response was, "I see!" I guess I wandered what that meant because he didn't say it that often. I sat down for another minute or so just to make sure. Then I reached for the toilet paper roll and there was just a roll--no paper left on it! About five second later a clown appeared and completely started me by replacing the roll in my stall. Dad had noticed the roll was out and wanted me to have a positive experience in such a predicament. That was ten years ago and I've never made that mistake again. Thanks Dad!

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Well, I remember the last day of kindergarten all the way to fourth grade.... When the bell rang, everybody rushed out, the bathrooms were filled, and I was happy to get out. In third grade, I remember making my friend laugh so hard, he wet his pants, and it showed. but as I walked home on the last day of each grade, I wet my pants (I knew it was coming, the food makes me do it) and poop my pants, but my block is silent, so they never notice the smell. When I get home, I hide my underwear, and get away with it.... but to this day, I wish I had diapers.... make sure to post more stories here, I check here all the time.

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My poop memory from early childhood is from my cousin's 3rd birthday. I was 5 or 6. All of we kids were playing hide and seek. I'd gone into the garage and hidden in an old cabinet. Unfortunately the door stuck when I closed it. It was some time before I was found, and during the time I was trapped, I had to poop. I tried to fart and loaded my pants. When I was finally found, I didn't tell anyone. Instead I ran off with the other kids to play some more Soon, the others detected my accident and one of the older ones took me to my mother and said, "he smells like poop". I was caught. Mama had to take me home and change my pants.

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here goes..
well I was about 9 and lived in a rural village (uk). Usually I'd catch the bus home every day from school, but on a tuesday, I was supposed to go home with a friend as Mom worked those evenings. So I ended up at home- a mile out of the village with no key, no-one there and I just had to wait. Soon I began to realise that I really needed a poo. The neigbour had some visitors who came out- but I was a shy boy- I couldn't pluck up courage to ask them to borrow their loo!

Anyway, time goes on and I start to get a few serious feelings of pressure in the pit of my stomach, and start to realise that I'm going to have to squeeze pretty hard to keep things in. These waves keep coming, and I pace up and down a bit hoping something might take this away, but no good. Eventually I'm powerless as a hopelessly strong urge takes over, and I just stand there, filling my white Y-fronts.

Damn me if not a few minutes later, the friends show up in their car, initially pleased to see me, but as I ease my bum down onto the car seat and feel the poo squeeze out of my pants, I guess they start to guess something is wrong from the pong!!!

Anyway, embarrasingly, I had to be stripped down and cleaned firstly by my friend's mum then my own.

I don't know if that sort of planted a seed in my deep inner-consciousness, but ever since that time, I've loved the feeling of shitting myself. I went through a time of going outside in my briefs and short shorts and enjoying that feeling of letting go, now from time to time when I get a really big gut sensation and have a bit of spare time, I'll change into some tight white briefs and stand in the bath. At the best of times, I'll have already started filling them before I even get there, the poo will be soft as soft, and I'll stand there enjoying myself as the hot, wet squidge pushes my pants back and down and out, pressing forward and around my privates, then leaking out and down my legs.

Well- never thougt I'd post that on the internet- these really are my private moments laid bare! I don't wish to claim that I enjoy cleaning myself up, or wasting nice pairs of briefs (which end up in the trash), but that moment of sweet release and filling is quite nice!

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I have several childhood memories involving poop, but none of them involve messing my pants, so it is safe to read on. At grade school, when I was about 10 and in 5th grade, there was a ne'er-do-well student named Danny, a couple of years older than I. One day in the playground he was standing still and occasionally shaking his leg. He walked away, and I went over there and saw several very hard medium brown turds lying on the ground; obviously he had pooped, most likely wasn't wearing underwear, and just let it fall.
Another time, same school, 7th grade: We were about to begin English class and one student, Kenneth, was missing. The teacher asked, "Where is Kenneth?" A male student answered, "Oh, him? He's in on the stool, laying an egg." The laughter was long and immediate, and it repeated when Kenneth returned.
I went to the local YMCA for swimming classes, and in the locker room was a single toilet standing out in the open. We used to use it when we had to, not thinking anything about it. One day a friend and I were talking about digestion (of all things) when he went over and sat on that toilet. The seat had a cutaway front and the bowl was long. We were both maybe 12 years old and slim, and when he sat, legs well apart, I could see right under him as a very long thick turd curled out; it went right along with our discussion!
I joined the swim team, and we had summer swimming at a local lake. My best friend and I had to poop at the same time, and we were in the woods above the lake, so we each went to different secluded spots, dropped trunks, and dropped logs; we could not see each other. Later, however, I was able to find where he had pooped: a single dark log, probably 8" long, hard, lumpy, and not very thick, fairly similar to my own. Neither of us had toilet paper, and with those hard logs, we didn't need it. We just went back to swimming.
We had a summer vacation in the upper Midwest at a cabin with an outhouse. This was on a lake, with dock, rowboat, etc. My whole family was there, so I got to see other family members' poop after they left it in the outhouse, a two-holer. A neighbor girl pooped there once, and I later saw her nice thick light brown log.
That's enough for now.

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when i was 16, a i was with my friends at the beach , i was in the pool when i felt a rumble in my stomach so i ran out of the pool towards the bathroom but when i was climbing the stairs of the pool by but exploded with diarrhea all people was starring at me..on the way to the bathroom i poop again but my bikini could resist it so a big part of my poop get out ,,,when i look myself on the mirrow i discoverde that my white bikini was all brown and my legs were filled of poop .i throw my bikini to the toilet and then i realized i have nothing more to ware so i ware my top bikini and a towel,,very embarrassing because many people so my privates parts

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As a young girl, I used to hear voices. It really became a problem in third grade, so my mom took me to a psychiatrist who put me on Risperdal. Risperdal is the worst pill you could give to an 8-year-old. I was eating nonstop, gaining weight, and I had lost all control of my bladder. I had so many accidents in the car because I couldn't control myself. The summer between third and fourth grade, we were to go on a road trip to San Francisco for a family reunion, and my mom had to buy a potty seat and diapers for me. When I had to go, my mom would pull over and have me go in the potty. I was to wear the diapers in between. Well one of these times I actually took a crap in the potty as well, and it was one of those that's all moist and doesn't wash off plastic very easily. We were pulled over for a good 45 minutes with my mom painstakingly trying to wipe every bit of crap off the potty seat and my derriere. The worst part was that we had to store the garbage in a baggy in the car, and boy did it stink. After that, I held all crap until I got home. But I'm not going to get into that...

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OK- a fond childhood memory of poop?

I shit on the couch when I was 3 b/c my parents were both in the bathroom and I couldn't get in there to use the potty. So it just slid out. I might have gotten away with it if it didn't fall out when I stood up on the couch to change the channel on the TV. At that very moment my mom came out of the bathroom and immediately knew what had happened!

Rock-n-roll! Poopy-poo!

Rock-n-roll! Poopy-poo!

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i was in 5th grade and had been constipated for about 3 days (ouch and was at cub scouts when i didn't feel good and my mom picked me up. my bro and his friend needed a ride home from school and so we picked them up. but mom took to long inside the school and before she came back i felt a sharp pain and 3 days worth of crap spiiled out into my briefs. ithought i could stop the flow by sitting down but it didn't work. they got back a couple min. later and thought that i had farted. i didn't want to embarress myself by our friend so i just said i had really bad gas and once he left i told my mom and i got cleaned up. it was strangely satisfying

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I can remember when a friend of mine and I decided to go into the neighborhood haunted house. It was actually an old abandoned house that became more scary, the more it was vandalized. We climbed in through the broken door, and started to explore. At some point we wound upstairs near a bathroom. My friend got a really scared look on his face and said "we gotta get out of here". You didn't need to tell me twice, I was downstairs and out the door in seconds. When I got down to the street, I turned around and saw my friend still on the front porch. I asked him what was the matter, and he said, "come here, look at this". I returned to the porch only to see the cause of his horror upstairs. There on the porch was a huge pile of fresh steaming shit. I guess he really had to go, and seeing the bathroom sent him over the edge.
He is now a cop.

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Once this girl that had some major incontinence issues came round my house. We were watching TV when I smelt this FOUL smell. I asked her if she needed the toilet about 20 times but she said no. I then went out and told my Mum about the smell and she didn't believe me at 1st. Then we had dinner and my Mum could smell it.
This girl eventually went to the toilet and later that day we found poop all mushed under the toilet seat. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.

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I wish I had some fond memories of childhood pooping. The only poop memories I have is of my mother giving me enemas. She and/or the pediatrician for some reason, frequently suspected that I was not going enough, so for a year or two, I think I got an enema about once every week or two.

I think part of the reason was because my mother apparently had a lot of constipation problems herself, so she just assumed that I did also. I think maybe even my dad did. I vividly remember that they just left the enema bag hanging in the bathroom, because it got too much use to warrant taking it down and putting it back up each time it was used.

To make matters worse, back then, no one knew that enemas didn't work very well while you were sitting on the pot. As everyone knows now, you really need to be lying prone, or kneeling with your butt raised up.

(I also think enemas were much more frequently used by everyone back at that time. I remember then that the drugstore always had a good supply of them on hand. Now, I can't remember the last time I saw an enema bag in a drugstore.

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Maybe the enema manufacturers have'nt been able to catch up on production since you were a kid.

NelRae's picture

I was raised by my mom, a single parent, in a small efficiency apartment. That was all I knew really before I began public school so it came as a shock to me to see those big elementary school bathrooms (OK, there were only four or five talls but they looked really big and unfriendly to me back then!) and the fact in our K-6 school there was always someone using the bathroom. I was willing to wait but no matter how many times I would come back, I could never completely have my privacy. Despite the fact that we didn't have much money, my mom was very neat and clean about our apartment so it didn't help at school when I would open a stall door, see a bowl filled with crap, flush it and as I was preparing to sit down, have to quickly evacuate when the water level came up high and splashed over the top of the bowl. One day my sandals got completely waterlogged and a couple of pieces crap stuck between my toes as I worked frantically to get the door latch open so I could escape. By the time I went into the far stall to do my original deed while I wiped up my toes, sandals and the bottom of my jeans, no matter how hard I pushed, I no longer was able to crap. I was hurting so much by not being able to release my crap that night at home, mom gave me a junior enema. It was horrible although it did the job within a half hour. I remember asking both myself and her as to why I was being punished for what someone else had done. I don't remember the answer but as a 3rd grader, I sure tried to avoid using the school toilets after that experience. Consequently, I do remember a lot more enemas.

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