Oh NO! How on earth some people (or nations) can be THAT uptight?? I have used men's room countless times in emergencies, and personally I don't see anything wrong in it. But remember, this is a nation that goes to sauna, women, men and kids together, all naked. That is a big issue in "some other countries".

What comes to poor Rob's story, my symphaty goes to him. I am horrible at pooping in public, and just broke free from the fear of pooping at work.

LOL - that was hilarious you poopin' preevert!

This has never happened to me, but it almost has. Some restaurants have very 'cutesy' gender identity signs on their restrooms. Theme restaurants, especially. And you sometimes have to think a bit before you decide which one to go into. I can't remember now what the signs for this particular restaurants were, but I remember taking a waiter aside and out of the side of my mouth saying: "That is the men's room, isn't it?"

Men and Women, Ladies and Gentlemen will do nicely, please. No 'Fajitas' and 'Tostadas' signs in Mexican restaurants or 'Tadpoles' and 'Minnows' Yes, I do recall those particular ones along the way!

This is terrible... even as i read this, my toilet is clogged solid, and my ass is gonna explode in my recliner at any minute. And it's 2:00AM.

In the town i live there is a King Soopers and a Target in the same strip mall. And the store lay out is the same any way i thought i was at target but i was at king soopers and used the womens restroom before my bowels exploded in my pants but i would have not minded that either but i did not have a daiper on

What would be weird is if there was a 'poo' toilet and a 'just a wee' toilet and you had to get the right one. And you'd know who was doing what. I had a dream about that as a very small child.

I can remember a similar experience in Jr.Hi.School. I was at a different school for a sport and had to go. I ran in released and came out. As I was washing my hands I noticed that there whern't any urnials. I snuck out and later found that it said girls on a small plate near the ceiling. It was 12 ft up and I was only 4 ft.

Remember that shitting is human nature. We all do it, it is normal and part of our activities that we need to perform for life and good health. So don't stress out so much about dropping a load in a public shitter.

Just be glad that you are an adult with a wife and this unfortunate event did not occur in your childhood. Immagine if had occured earlier in life. Sheesh not only would you have been a super shameful shitter but you might have developed a fear of women and never gotten married or something. Small infignificant events in life add to the collectiive life experience and shape our direction in life. This was surely not a cross roads moment in life where you did something like graduate or propose marrige. However you are at least old enough to realize that this woman was a total bitch. What did your wife and friends say to you? Did you get teased or you have one of those great women that never open an old wound so they say things to make you feel better?

one time i was at the beach and i had to shit so bad i hauled ass into the first bathroom i saw. i noticed the urinal and its presence somehow didn't strike me.i guess i thought it was one of those "family restrooms." afterwards as i left the bathroom there was a group of mexican guys laughing at me and i realized that i had just went in the mens room. my fragile 13 year old ego was thoroughly damaged after that.

i haven't taken a good dump in 3 days. what should i do?

One time I had to take a really bad shit while we were visiting our retired relatives at a travel trailer park in Florida. You know, big motorhomes and old folks with little poodle dogs, light blue leisure suits and white shoes going golfing or playing outdoor shuffleboard.

Anyway, I had to take a dump and I had to take one NOW!

So we (my wife and I) went for the public crapper/shower house. Someone had broken the waterline or something in the mens room and it was out of order, so I had my old lady watch the door to the ladies room. Now I have to tell you, I have a real negative mental issue over women and poo. My little old grandma always told me " A lady doesn't have the plumbing for such things and would never discuss them if she did. #2 is only for boys".

So I sneak into the ladies room and go to the farthest stall away from the door, you know, so I could try to stay hidden from anyone who may sneak past my wife. I am crapping like a cement pump and I really stink!!!!

So once my initial load was dumped, I think, OK, I will rest a while and enjoy the vapors, you know, relax in my own stew pot for awhile, I had a good magazine I hadn't read yet, the old lady is watching the door right?

WRONG!!

She wanders away for a minute, just long enough for some old gal in her late 60's who waddled in and must have weight 300 pounds, she goes straight to the stall next to me!! I freak out. I hear her unbuckle her light blue leisure shorts and she shoved them down to her white shoes and fat ankles. I hear the suction and vacuum emit when her fat ass hit the seat and formed the seal that would hopefully trap her vapors.

I am telling you I was really traumatized by the thought that this was going to be my very first experience and knowledge of a woman taking a dump. If it were Cindy Crawford (or even my own wife YES) but please God, not this 300 pound elderly woman, no God Please NO!!!

Just then she let out the most God awful butt noises I had ever heard. I mean we are talking about the high pressure slap of shit on the porcelin to the splat of a little dribbler hitting the water, to a low growl gurgle and all anal noised in between. She grunted adn strained and shit a pile! She moaned and graoned and squrited a long high pitched toot and a tinkle. She stunk like SHIT!

Then she sighed and I heard the familiar sound of a magazine being unruffled, the pages flipped and I knew, she TOO was in for the long haul.

I wiped my ass, pulled up my shorts and ran out of the place. My wife looked like "What's wrong"?

Well of curse I had to tell her and then we waited at a picnic talbe to see what this old ass monger looked like. Just as I suspected, old, fat, huge tits and a waddle to her walk.

Your wife should be fired. Hire a professional door guard next time. Otherwise, that was very funny.

I pooped in my panties a couple of times when I was a kid, because I didn't want to use a public toilet, and waited until it was too late to make it to one. The most embarrasung time was in my third grae class. I goy sent to the nurse and my mom had to come and pick me up.

When I was 16, I pooped my pants at a party and the poop fell out of my thong onto the ground. People started laughing at me. I started to cry and they laughed even harder. Thats the worst experience of my life. They called me little pooper baby until I was out of highschool.

I few months ago, I was walking towards the door to meet my boyfriend when right then, I felt a big ass poop comming on. I ran upstairs into my room, as ussual, because I have my own room, I left the door open and started to squeeze out the big one. As I was sitting there constepated with my eyes closed,squeezing my eyeballs out. I didn't know that my mother told my BF that I ran upstairs to get something and so he had followed me. He was standing there watching me crap the big one. When I noticed him, I was soooo embarressed that I stood up to shut the door and the poop fell out of my butt, onto the bathroom floor,I wasn't able to shut the door but rather, I fell forward onto the ground on top of my shit. unfortunately, he witnessed that humiliation as well. To this day, my bathroom carpet has the mark and whenever he comes over he looks at it and laughs. Since then, all my friends have heard about it from him.

I once saw a woman backing into the men's room at a pizza place. She was so busy talking to her friend that she didn't notice the men's sign on the door. Her friend didn't say anything either. For a split second I thought of letting her go in just to see what would happen, but in another second I warned her that she was going into the wrong bathroom. I always regret doing that.

One time I was at a strip club and I got to friendly with a dancer. She got mad at me and the next thing I knew two huge bouncers literally grabbed me and pulled me out of my chair. They pulled me to a back hallway and I was scared to death. I was so scared I didnt even realize I had shit my pants. One of the bouncers finally said hey sport did you shit your pants? I was so humiliated. They all laughed at me and the bouncers yelled for all the dancers to come back there and then he told me to show them what I did. He wouldnt let me out until I dropped my jeans and grabbed my ankles. I was never so humiliated in my life!

I once took a big shit in what i thought was the mens room, but to my chagrin it turned out to be on top of the deli case in my local super market.

When I was 8. I was at a supermarket with my mom. All of a sudden I had to go to the bathroom really bad (poop).I told my mom, and she pointed out the bathrooms around the corner. She told me to go, while she was just across the asile at the meat counter. I had to go so bad, it was nearly coming out alreadft, when I rounded the corner and saw the sign on the men's bathroom,"closed, out of order". I stood there looking at the ladies bathroom, trying to decide if I would get in trouble if I used the girl's bathroom. Then it became a moot point as I lost it and pooped in my pants. I heard my mom call. I was too embarrassed to tell her what I'd done, but she soon noticed the smell, and asked me if I'd had an accident. I started crying and told her the biy's bathroom was out of order and I couldn't hold it. She aked me why I didn't just use the ladies room. I told her I was afraid i'd get in trouble. I didn't get in trouble for pooping my pants, but I had to wait until we checked out and walk home with my pants full of poop. People in the checkout line were looking at me, as we waited.

Hey dude, I did that once, except I had to piss so bad, I ran into the restroom, I just forgot to look at the sign and then some lady came in, and she was a little surprised, and she did not do that to me, and this was in a hotel bathroom

Think of the poor guy from Scotland, who thought that the sign on the restroom door said "Laddies."

If he was wearin' a kilt, maybe no one noticed.

amazing, some people like you cant poop at all.. people like me are turd terrorists and can poop anywhere. I mean on anything at any time. I should give me you some of my turd powers. You can marvel at my ability to drop a turd in a doorway or on a sink basin. I will tell you the secret to turd powers. YOu have to not like the cleaning crew. you must feel like you can drop the biggest turds on earth. you have the stinkiest crap on earth and no man can mess with that power. you are the man, now go out and drop a bomb on the baby changing pullout and shut it for a father to find. ;)

It's true, Robbie, you will never get used to crapping in the public toilets.