um whut do theysay about brand muffens

I agree with um whut. What do they so. Do they gie you the shitters or sumthin?

You were bored that night, weren't you?

But, to answer your question, I think it's bullshit. At least if you are referring to the laxative type effects. I have never found this to be true. Then again, I am also the freak who gets constipated by a bowl full of prunes.

We've GOT to get some discussion on this one! No one ever reads the old stories. Well, the old sentences. Poop Report is about evolution.

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Broccoli!

To elaborate on the story:

Bran muffins make you poop.

I did have that experience while working construction. Every morning I would get bran muffins at the gas station. Usually about noon or so, I was in the porta-jogn exploding a barage of turdettes splashing the blue poop juice back on my butt.

Bran Rocks!!

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Poop Shooter!

That had to be one powerful poop! I guess it IS true. Just not for me.

I always thought it was a myth.

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Broccoli!

This was even more random then when I suddenly said I like peanut butter out of the blue to my friends.

What, you don't like FISH?

EDIT: This attempt at humor was relevant at the time, but it's out of context, now.

Please disregard.

We sell bran muffins at work. I'm going to start eating them and keep track of any changes in bowel movements. Expect some type of report on this soon.

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Number One . . . I order you to take a number two.

8 words? thats the best you could do at the time? Oh well

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I'm not a whore, you are.

theese old stories are more of a statement than anything else . i don't think i have ever had bran muffins i think i will try some.

Erm, okay. Good to know. How many of these "stories" are less than 5 sentences
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

Bran muffins are the goods. Bran cereals will do it, too, of course, but the muffins taste better (at least to me), and I can put various sinfully rich spreads on them to make them delicious. They do supply bulk, and for someone who lacks dietary fiber, they can help with bowel function. If you already have easy bowel movements (or even loose ones), the bran muffins may give you a surplus, leading to loose stools. Some of the bran muffins (BM's for short) you get at the store have so much regular flour and so little bran flour that the effect is diluted, so you need to experiment for a few days to see if they are real. If they are the real thing, they should aid in reliving constipation.