Dude, how did you do it? 17 hours of holding in a shit. There's no way I could ever hold it in that long. You must have a strong sphincter.

you sir, have brought shameful shitting to a new level.

sphincter boy... i worship you!

Target is a fine place to leave a healthy load. I hope you splattered the bowl as well. I'm impressed by your sphictoral prowess. Puckered starfish of the GODS. I could never hold it that long.

seriously, that was amazing. Perhaps you should contact the guinness book of records. That few seconds of flushing is perfect for that really huge purge. Although I would have thought heavy metal fans were by definition shameless. Still, well told Jonny.

I have also gone to sleep with my guts hurting cause of a crap I could not take. Sleep is bliss. When you are not conscious you can't hurt. I envy your o ring. I used to have to shit in high school after lunch like 5 years ago. I was in my math class when my colon was going to explode. I always pretended that I was hot and covered my face with both hands and made a painful face no one could see. That seemed to help a lot. I'd wait 4 hours and let my ass explode when I got home. It's a funny thing cause the math teacher was a nice guy that would have let me leave to shit. I was just sooooooo ashamed.

Hey dude, this kinda thing just doesn't pay. The folks in the type of crowd at that performance just wouldn't bat an eyelid if they saw someone taking a shit. I know because I take a shit in the restroom of a bar quite often at night. The restroom just has a urinal and a crapper without a stall sitting out in the open. So you dump your load while another dude is pissing and others are waiting to piss. No one cares and you feel a whole lot better afterwards. So next time just do what comes naturally and don't worry about what other folks will think. Anyway, it was a cool story of a much-needed shit deferred.

On a day that you're going to see a special event, it's wise to not eat or drink much, because it'd be no fun just waiting for it to be over so you can unload your body waste rather than enjoy the show.

i don't care how shameless people claim to be, i doubt many would take a dump in the bathroom described in the club.

on the other hand, i don't care how shameful people claim to be: jonny's got them beat...hands down.

what a great tale of mind over fecal matter.

Fuck that, I would have shit in the shower.

That's nothin' buddy! I frigin went to camp and didn't shit all fuckin' week! you think you know pain, but why don't you eat meatloaf and pumpkin pie and stick yer sorry ass on a fuckin' canoe for three hours! You don't know what yer talkin' about! I liked the story, though.

My brother is fond of clogging the toilets at Target and KMart and has overflowed the shitter with pride at the Mall of America several times.

Wow, great story, the suspense was incredible. I wish you had included more of a description of what the shit looked like and smelled like though. It was a little anti-climatic after that build up (no pun intended)

I commend you, you have bowels of steel. A lesser man would have shat his pants after the first attempt! But damn, doesnt it feel so good after you take a good shit after holding it for so long?

Spectacular.

Did you steal that duct tape? What became of the toilet at home? How did the shit come out, smooth or chunky or like razor blades? So many questions left unanswered...

Damn-a-lam-a-ding-dong, my friend! You are one stoic mo-fo! For future reference, I would recommend putting aside all feelings of modesty and just take a shit in the damn open stall. We understand.

you got to see a metallica and megadeth tribute and all you can talk about is the chick band? what a loser!

Youve got problems, holding a shit for that long is clues to serious mental illness.

The Iron Maidens are a little more than a, as you put it, "chick band". the Megadeth tribute isn't that great b/c they're still new. check out The Maidens' website and read about how they've taken the west coast by storm. they're also pretty cool.

www.theironmaidens.com

i love POOP!!!!

I'm gunna get you Griswald Ironstick, you bastard!!! That happened to me, not you! One day, youre gunna wake up with a fat dookie in your mouth, and one in your hand. Any one who knows where Griswald Ironstick lives, and wants him to wake up with crap smeared all over his body, email me. Griswald, your lucky your not here cuz i alrady go a dookie in my hand thats just waiting to be smeard over your body!!!!

Sir Poops Alot

aww man. krapping like an earthquake

Perhaps you have redefined "creeping death," my steel-assed friend.

Can your body really hold it in for that long?
Producing waste since 1967

MSS - I can't answer for anyone else, but yes, certainly. I get the urge sometimes and for one reason or another can't go to a toilet, so hold it in, the urge passes, maybe it happens again a couple of times, but then things usually settle down and I can wait all day if necessary. It isn't comfortable - particularly if it's necessary to sit down - but perfectly possible nine times out of ten. I just don't agree with adude above though - I'd be too uncomfortable to go to sleep.