thats cool! you pooped.

Ohhhh....I poop in my moms room all the time...big deal!

Why don't you go poop in her hidden corner right now, thatwould be funny

EWW! That's not funny. That's gross.

gross but funny. Just like i'll be laughing when I make you shit all over your self.

This reminds me of an incident I had when I was a wee three-year-old. I had the stomach flu or something and was vomiting all over the place. My mom put me to bed after cleaning up several puddles of green and red puke. What she didn't know is that I hacked a small puddle on the carpet right in her foot path. She stepped right into it.

She yelled so loud the walls vibrated. The yell sounded something like, "AUG!!!" All I could do at the moment was hide under the blankets in terror. Later, after she had turned out the lights and gone to bed, I started laughing.

NOw thats what I call a SHORTS story

har harh ar

Shit Volcano, I imagine there is something like that in the lives of most of us who, for whatever reason, hang out at this web site. Me, I have a vague memory of leaving a piece of ca-ca in the bathtub when I was about three and getting beat for it. Will probably take several more years of therapy to sort it out.

This has to be one of the shortest stories that I have read here on PR. But it is a good one.

This story reminded me of the time when I was two yrs old. I was being potty trained, and for some reason I pooped on the floor and stepped in it. At the time, my mother was on the phone, and my father was at work. When she got of the phone, and saw my dirty deed, she was one miffed woman. I never did it agian.

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log droppin incidents so funny . at least you had the nuts to go pick it up and not leave it for your mother If i had done that in my mom's bathroom i would have had to shampoo and disenfect the whole house twice!

This story is pointless.
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

Oh, and your comment is a poignant statement ..... ;) C'mon, poopertrooper, be nice! Remember, this site has come a long way. These stories were the beginning of what we have come to love now.

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When I was young I lived next door to a family that owned a store that sold, among many other things, novelty items. One of the items was a fake poop, which I am sure all of you are familiar with.

Their son had taken one of these ersatz turds with him while visiting another neighbor who had a toddler still in diapers. A little fun was had and when ready to depart for his home he picked up what he thought was his plastic dookie.

Alas, the toddler had manufactured a real dumpling which had tumbled from his diaper and landed in a small pile which had an uncanny resemblance to the fake poo.
Much hand washing and muttering ensued.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

Once i was watching my three kids, and my youngest was still in diapers. I told my other two that little sister just pooped and I had to change her (she was actually sleeping). They were always grossed out when she pooped and I decided to up it a notch. I took a clean diaper and smeared peanut butter all over it and snuck into the bedroom. I started making gagging sounds and emerged with the diaper at arms length with "poop" in full view. As I walked by the kids (who were now gagging) I made like I tripped and shoved the diaper in my face as I fell. As I looked up at their little horrified faces, I began to lick my lips. They ran out screaming.

ALL stories here have a point. They have to! For as my grandfather was fond of saying, "shit's pointed on the ends so your asshole doesn't slam shut."

SNL, awesome comment. Daphne, I have been nice, a certain someone in my house found my account, and..ugh
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!