ok...that is wierd

but u didn't even poop-u farted.

YOU DID NOT EVEN FUCKING SHIT SO WHY IS IT CALLED THE PERFECT POO?!

This reminds me of a story of my own. My German shorthair Reedy has the worst gas known to man! He also has the busiest nose in all dogdom, which takes him all over the place sniffer first. That day it led him into the bathroom, where he found something interesting in the shower. My dad heard such a loud fart that he thought it was Mom. It wasn't. It was Reedy's fart echoing off the shower walls. I can just see him now staring at his ass with wonder trying to figure out how it made such a tremendous explosion. (He does that sometimes.)

the worst poop of my life: by Michael Murphy, earlier this year I unfortunately got infected with tonsilitis. The repercussions of this were that I could not sleep and also could not eat for a number of days. After three days I finally needed a poop, it didnt feel to good so I decided to have a look at it. It was grey and looked like sawdust. It was so disguisting that I was sick onto the poop, that made it look worse so I was sick a number of times more, into the toilet and the sink until I could flush the poop away.

Has anyone ever had a "pathetic" poo?

Get over youselves you stupid fucking yanks. you are all inbred and mentally fucked up. you did a fart. wow. now fuck off

Who let that THAT guy in?

A ghost shit! heard of them never had it happen.nice comment GGG

This happens to me too!Almost every morning,it feels like I have to take a big dump while i'm laying in bed.But when I get to the toilet,sit down,and BAM!I"M TALKIN" EXPLOSIVE HERE!NOTHING BUT LOUD GAS THAT COULD PROBABLY WAKE MY NEIGHBORS!What a way to start the day,eh?
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GGG, the Poo Gods let that guy in so we could sacrifice his comment. It was a selfless act on his part, knowing that he would be lamed for all eternity, but these things are unavoidable.

We should all be thankful that the Poo Gods have been sated.

For now.

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You should put the perfect poo t-shirt on your Christmas list!
http://www.perfectpoo.com/

Has anybody ever sharted in public with no change of pants and it really stinks and is all sticky against your pants, it happened to me in the cinema and had to leave cause of the smell! I am so worried this will happen again i am afraid of going to the cinema!

wait a couple months and rent the dvd

As I read them, the stories are getting a little better
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

pooping is fun. i poop 4 times a day because i love it so much. i have a problem its called sesptorembilism. which means i have a love and fetish of poo.

Chrismo, I approved your comment, as it was within our rather loose guidelines,and because I appreciate your honesty, but I will warn you that this is NOT a fetish site. Tread lightly.
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.