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The Perfect Poo II

Posted 12.11.2000 by SkyBoy (30)

"I recently had the most perfect poo ever. After a 2 week trip to Europe (where I barely shat, traveling does that) I came back only to blow a coil o' poo that looked like a whole 2 lb kielbasa... It came with one swift motion and the result made me lightheaded... Who needs X when you can have a great colon blow!"
--SkyBoy



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bigintestines (not verified) -- 05.02.2003

oh yes I love colon blow it does make you light headed but that feeling you get in your stomach is great

poopstar (not verified) -- 06.02.2003

Wouldn't it get all clogged up in the shitter?

fuckshit (not verified) -- 11.09.2003

.....ACE!!!.....

The Shit Volcano (3818) -- 02.10.2004

And now you know why I can never stomach kielbasa.

healthy 1 (1430) -- 12.11.2006

Yeah TSV, me neither. That and what is in kielbasa arte a complete turn off.

It is ironic that this story is in the "On this day" section, as I just topped the shit of my career an hour ago.

This turd was almost as fat as the drainhole and a good eight inches long. It was almost perfectly shaped like a wedge and had a perfectly smooth texture. As strong as my high velocity flush toilet is, this turd required two flushes to suck it down.

After I pooed, my butt got (and as of this writing, still does) the greatest feeling. I hope I can repeat this one many more times.
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Watch out for the deadly F4, though he's been gone since '53, he will be back.

loaf pincher (128) -- 05.02.2007

ahh the shit so fucking hard i am light headed i love that feeling it make you feel whole . a 2 lb kilbosa very very impressive

LeandraCullen (913) -- 07.29.2008

It's great when you go to the bathroom and come out feeling satisfied, b/c 9 times out of 10 I fell like I have to shit some more and just can't.
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

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